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FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JediEnna, Mar 15, 2001.

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  1. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    (continued from Kis last one)

    Vader: My dear, andy excuse to see your butt is enough for me. Now bend over...
     
  2. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    Ackbar: It's a trap!
    Lando: Funny, from where I'm sitting it looks like a Death Star...
    Ackbar: (to first officer) Take his wingman off him..
     
  3. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Anakin: I had a dream I was a Super Saiyan. I went to planet Namek to stop the tyrant Lord Freiza.
    Qui-Gon: What the hell are you talking about.
    Anakin: *waves hand in the air* I didn't say that.
    Qui-Gon: (to Shmi) Thank you for your hospitality, but I left something cooking.
    Shmi: In your ship?
    Qui-gon: uh, yeah.
     
  4. Sith-Gecko

    Sith-Gecko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 26, 2001
    Yoda: Do, or do not ... there is no try.

    Luke: Uh, well in this here dictionary, it give a definition ... (clears throat) To attempt to do something.

    Yoda: Ooooh, word-book, yes ... used one of them, I have not!

    (Yoda grabs dictionary, reads)

    MmmmMMmmm ... Damned I be, yes ... try, there is! Right, you are: need my help, you do not!
     
  5. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Luke: But I was going into Tashi station to pick up some power converters!

    Owen: Well, u didnt tell me that before did you?! NO! Go on then, and behave yourself!
     
  6. JediMasterKieca

    JediMasterKieca Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 30, 2000
    *swivels around in black chair*

    Palpatine: I told you to remain on the command ship!

    Vader: You did? Oh....ok then...*wanders out of the room*

    *Palpatine looks either side before hitting a button; the chair starts spinning around*

    weeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeee......
     
  7. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    PALPATINE: Welcome young Skywalker. I've been expeccting you. You'll no longer those.

    *uses the Force to take off Luke's belt*

    VADER: Don't worry son, it's just a little newbie hazzing. He'll get tired of picking on you after a while.
     
  8. Sith-Gecko

    Sith-Gecko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 26, 2001
    Luke: i'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a Jedi Master.

    Grover (in place of Yoda) gives Luke a bowl of spaghetti

    Luke: No! Not bowl of Pasta! Jedi Master!

    Grover: OH ... well, Star Wars was bought to you by the letter "Q" and the number "8" ...
     
  9. mauls-menace

    mauls-menace Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dec 23, 2000
    Obi Wan: Another pathetic life form...

    Qui Gon: Ok that's it Obi Wan get out, I'll take Jar Jar as my Padwan instead".
     
  10. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    *UP* in memory of great old threads.
     
  11. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ahhh. the memories.

    *Darth Maul is revealed behind the sliding doors*
    Qui-Gon: We'll handle this...
    *All square off*

    Darth Maul: Pickachu, I choose you!
    Qui-Gon: Now, Charmander!
    Obi-Wan: Go, Bulbasaur!
     
  12. ROE_Biggs

    ROE_Biggs Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 29, 2002
    The rebels do what msot miltiary units would and have the newbie Luke fly cover for Biggs, Biggs blows up DS and is glorified forever more.


    Or
    Vader to Luke "Luke i am your mother"
     
  13. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    Amidala: "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this ina committee.

    *Palpy clears throat*

    Amidala: "What?"

    Palpy: "Well...actually u were. If you look in your contract here....and here.....and there."

    Amidala: "I'll be damned...."
     
  14. mauls-menace

    mauls-menace Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dec 23, 2000
    Another glimpse of Anankin's "Dark Side".

    "I forgot you don't like to fly...."

    Anakin gets wicked grin on face and proceeds to dump Obi-Wan into the path of oncoming traffic [face_devil]

    SPLATTT :p
     
  15. Keith_Katarn

    Keith_Katarn Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 3, 2002
    And what if the studio only had parking room for 6 cars? Would the Death Star still be destroyed ?? Or would they scrap the Trench Run altogether ??
     
  16. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Oooh can't wait to post some Ep2 "What if"s. :D
     
  17. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Padme: Ani! My goodness you've grown!

    Anakin: Well, it's that outfit, I can;t help it. I KNEW I shouldnt have worn my tighter robes.
     
  18. mauls-menace

    mauls-menace Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dec 23, 2000
    Nice one Scream, although shouldn't it be:

    Ani, my goodness your ....... growing! [face_devil]
     
  19. NejaaHalcyon

    NejaaHalcyon Jedi Youngling star 2

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    May 4, 2000
    Obi-Wan: He's getting...arrogant.

    *cut to Anaking dancing on a table*

    Anakin: WHO'S YO' DADDY, Y'ALL?!
     
  20. slaveone_2

    slaveone_2 Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 1, 2001
    "Nice of you to dro....."
    <Obi Wan misses the speeder and falls to his death>
    "NOOOOO!!!!
     
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