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FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JediEnna, Mar 15, 2001.

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  1. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2000
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    I can beat that- I started this thread in 1992 on rec.arts.sf.starwars! It was called "how it should have been" and has since evolved to become top ten lists.


    -The tusken raider missing the jump onto the bantha.

    -Red leader: "It's away!"
    Wedge: "Did it go in?"
    Red leader: "Hell yeah! Now let's go home- I've got a lemon jacket with my name on it!"
  2. SWNZ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    What if... Anakin was a girl.
  3. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Darth Mum
    bwahahaha

    Luke: I can't, it's too big
    (X-Wing sinks)
    Yoda: Hrmm, right you are, eat stew we will.
  4. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2000
    star 4
    Lando: "Hh-hh-Han!"

    3P0: "It sounds like Han!"

    Chewie: "GRRRRRR"

    (wet snapping sound- Lando goes limp)
  5. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2000
    star 5
    Obi Wan: This is your father's lightsaber, a weapon from a more civilised time.
    *luke turns it on*
    Luke: Hey what happens when you do this?
    *sliding noise followed by a wet thump*
  6. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Luke: Jabba, free us, or die.
    Jabba: *Jabba die? that not good! Jabba no want to die! Free them! Give them military aid!*

    Luke: Ok, I'm gonna put these on you.
    Chewie: *You gettin kinky with me boy?* ::SNAP::

    Han: Ok, we're coming out of hyperspace. ::enters asteroid field:: What the...? ::asteroid hits the Falcon::
  7. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "Going somewhere Solo?"

    *blasts Han in the chest*
  8. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2000
    star 4
    "Hey guys- those are the droids we're looking for!"
  9. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Owen: You can go to the academy *this* year.
    Luke: But it's a whole nother yea.. wait, really? Oh you rock Uncle Owen.
  10. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2000
    star 4
    Imperial Officer: "Wow, isn't that wierd? His operating number sounds just like a blaster shot!"
  11. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?

    Han: You heard her Chewie, go open the hatch,Ill steer us towards a slope...
  12. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    THREEPIO: "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

    CHEWIE: "Grwwalll!"

    *rips Threepio's head off*
  13. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2000
    star 4
    Han: "Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!"

    The ships fly under Yavin.. to find that the moon isn't there any more :)
  14. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    C-3PO:"I suggest a new strategy Artoo: let the Wookiee win"
    R2:"*Hell no! I can beat this bitch with my hands tied behind my back!*"

    Qui-gon: "Gas!"
    Obi-Wan: "What? Whoa, feeling. . .dizzy. . . ." ::THUMP:
  15. Sith Magician Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 14, 1999
    star 5
    Are you an angel?

    get lost you wierd little kid!
  16. JediGecko Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2000
    star 4
    Padme: You're a slave?

    Anakin: Course I am, you freakin' dimbwit!

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    Anakin: Are you an Angel?

    Padme: No, actually I'm the Queen of Naboo, only I'm posing as a one of my own handmaidens. Nifty, eh?
  17. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge!

    Sidious: Reveal ourselves? I never said that! I sadi kill the queen! U are all black n scary, do it without them seeing you. (smacks Maul in the back of the head) Reveal ourselves.....u dumbass...
  18. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Anakin: *Careful, Sebulba, he's a big time outlander. I'd hate to see you squashed before we get the chance to race again*
    Sebulba: *Bullcrap, you idiot. Watto told me everything! He's just a clutz who came in on a dead ship!* ::Rips Jar Jar's head off::
  19. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Ackbar: It's a trap!
    Lando: No, its a Death Star.
    (mutters under breath) *stupid bulbous fishhead wannabe admiral...*
  20. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

    Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

    Vader: No. Jar Jar is your father.



    Yoda: Always two there are. A Master and and Apprentice.

    Mace: But which one was killed? The Master or the Apprentice?

    Palpatine: Oh, for Sith's sake, do you honestly think I would be stupid enough to get myself killed?



    Anakin: Master Qui-Gon, wait!

    Qui-Gon: Anakin! Jump!



    Luke: What a piece of junk!

    Han: You're right. I'm going to find something better, I'll see you all later.

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  21. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    LOL @ Shara's "Anakin! Jump!" [face_laugh]

    LUKE: That armour's too strong for blasters! Let's just head back to base and try our luck hiding from them!
  22. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Lando: ALl ships, pull up! That Death Star is operaional!

    Ackbar: Oh it is not! Dont listen to him boys, lets ram the damn thing!
  23. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2000
    star 4
    Okay, I'll turn to the dark side. I give in to evil, like my father before me.
  24. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Lando: Hello, what have we here? I'm Lando Calrissian, administrator of this facility...And who might you be?

    Leia: I might be impressed if you'd stop flirting dammit.
  25. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2000
    star 4
    Leia: "This ground sure feels strange. Doesn't feel like rock."

    Han: "There's an awful lotta moisture in here."

    Han: <BLAM!> "It's all right! Yep, just what I thought. A puppet and an old man in a rowboat".
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