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FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JediEnna, Mar 15, 2001.

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  1. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    ANAKIN: These are my friends, mum.

    SHMI: (raising a broomstick high over her head) Out! Get out or I'll clobber the lot of you!!!
  2. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2000
    star 4
    Anakin: "Oops, wrong one. Maybe it's this swit-"

    {KABOOOOOOOM!}
  3. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Old woman: My bones are aching Ani. Youy'd better get indoors

    Anikin: Thats because you are OLD!!! Your bones ache with AGE!! (Then to the others) I hate old people, but she makes great food, so...
  4. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 30, 2000
    star 4
    Her name's Jira, get it right scream...

    Whosa is dis?

    I am Queen Amidala

    No she's not, I am...

    No! I am Queen Amidala...

    I AM QUEEN AMIDALA!

    No! It's me, ask anybody, I am Queen Amidala...
  5. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    Ah good ol' Jira. She had a really good line in the movie that got cut out. It would have been a good idea to leave it in though. :(

    BOSS NASS: (raising the Globe of Peace above his head then smashing it on the ground) WAR!!!

    All the Gungans suddenly arm themselves with blasters and slaughter the Naboo.
  6. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Re: Screams.
    *I'm* Amidala and so's my wife...
  7. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 4, 2000
    star 5
    Han: don't worry, it'll be all right oncewe make the jump to lightspeed.
    CRASH!
    Luke: what was that?
    Han: all right plan B
  8. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Vader: If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally.
    Emperor: No! bugger that! too much trouble. kill him, and get it all over with.
  9. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    JAR JAR: Ooh! Lookin dis droid...

    *proceeds to take Artoo apart*
  10. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2000
    star 4
    Anakin: "Hey! Hit the nose!"

    Jar Jar: {THWACK!}

    Anakin: "AABR: You SBUBID FBIGGIN GUBGUN! YOU BROGE ID!!!"
  11. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    From Reuben:

    Vader: Luke, I am your father.

    Luke: Boy, I'm glad I got the looks from my mother!

    Vader: Luke, I am your father... and BALDNESS IS HEREDITARY!!

    Luke: Nooooooooooooooo!!!

    Vader: Luke, I am your father.

    Luke: Then you owe me thirty years of pocket money. That's enough to bankrupt the empire, if I charge interest. You'll have to pawn that lightsaber you're attacking me with. And your death star. And your life support system, you cheap BUM. Plus, now mum's dead, you can pay ME all the child support you never sent her.
    My lawyers will be in touch.

    Vader: Lawyers. And they say I'M the most evil being in the galaxy.

    _____________________________________________

    Anakin: Turn off the autopilot, R2, it's going to get us both killed. R2?..... R2?

    prints across the screen: With that kind of acting, I'm ready to suicide! Besides, Droids can survive in space, we don't breath oxygen. DIE YOU WOODEN LITTLE NERD!

    ANAKIN: Now THIS is pod racing. R2? R2?

    R2 has ejected and is going back home.

    Anakin: This is C-3PO. I build his circuitry using parts from broken ships, a radio, and most of mum's vibrator!

    3PO: It'zzzzzzzzzzzzzz a pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzure to meet you.

    Padme: And I'm sure it'll be a REAL pleasure to meet you, Mr. 3PO. Why don't you come with me...
  12. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    I cant believe he just said that...
  13. JediEnna Jedi Master

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    Nov 25, 2000
    star 4
    at this point we may all like to remember that this is a PG-rated forum.....let's keep SOME semblance of civility shall we?
  14. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    woah boy :)
    Im still laughing.
    moving right along though.

    Vader: This will be a day long remembered..
    Imperial officer: Why's that?
    Vader: Because I got my new helmet. Can you see the shine on it?
    Imperial Officer: Ohh, your right. Are they new boots too?

  15. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

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    Jul 10, 2000
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    2nd take:

    Vader: "This will be a day long remembered"

    Tarkin: "Why?"

    Vader: "Because... because ah.. the.. um.."
  16. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Third take
    Vader: This will be a day long remembered

    Officer: really?

    Vader: What are u blind? U didnt see that hottie in the white! Im getting me some princess tonight!
  17. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
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    Take four:

    VADER: This will be a day long remem...pffft!

    *Vader bursts out laughing*

    LUCAS: Cut! Cut! What's the problem Dave?

    VADER: Alec Guiness keeps making kissy faces at me!
  18. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Take 5

    Vader: This will be a day long remembered...now someone get me my puffer
  19. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    From Reuben:

    Hey, how come there's a comment about getting someone some princess tonight and there was a stink over my little 3PO comment? At least mine was only implied.
    Well, I'm glad someone laughed.
    Incidentally, more sordid jokes are made in PG films than the one I made.
    But I will rescind that comment. And I will not get a user ID, for I will not be spending any more time around the forum.

    Darth Vader: This will be a day long remembered.

    Officer: Why?

    Vader: Why what?
  20. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Take 7
    Vader: This will be a day long remembered.

    Imperial Officer: Why's that?

    Vader: I dunno, it just sounds good with a deep voice. Here, you try it..

    Imperial Officer: This will be a...

    Vader: Naaa, you gotta do it from your stomach.

    Stay Reuben, you will be a worthy addition to our cause.
  21. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 4, 2000
    star 5
    take no: whatever
    Vader: This will be a day long remembered
    Tarkin: Why?
    Vader: Cos i get paid more for lines they can use during the promo's,
  22. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

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    Nov 30, 2000
    star 4
    Vader: This will be a day long remembered

    Tarkin: Why?

    Vader: Wha.....wha....*bottom lip quivers*...you didn't remember my birthday?
  23. JediEnna Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
    star 4
    (courtesy of Scream)

    Take 112:

    Vader: this will be a day long remembered.

    *guard runs up*

    Guard: Lord Vader, terrible news! Princess Leia has escaped! Somehow six of our highly trained storm troopers were unable to shoot her in the narrow ship's corridor. I can't explain it sir!

    (pause)

    Vader: This will be a day quickly forgotten.....

    (pause)

    Vader: or else!
  24. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Take 134:
    Vader:This will be a day long remembered.

    Imperial Officer:why?

    Vader:Why? (bursting into song)
    Cause its a beautiful mooorning
    Cause its a beautiful dayyyy
    I've got this wonderful feeeling
    Everythings going my wayyyy

    Ive got a brand new Death Star to play with
    I'm in charge of the Emperors men.
    I'm gonna destroy Alderaan
    And finally hunt down old Ben.

    Imperial Ofiicer: Oh no! He's using *Force Song* again!!!
  25. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Vader: This will be a day long remembered

    Officer: It will?

    Vader:(ckokes him) yes! Now i dont have to answer your STUPID questions1 Ill call this; "the day the questions died"
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