FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

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  1. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Take 1138 (like you didn't see *that* one coming!):

    VADER: This will be a day long remembered.

    OFFICER (looking nervous) ...Uh...er...um...line?
  2. JediEnna Jedi Master

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    What if....

    Darthie's suit malfunctioned halfway through the fight on Bespin?
  3. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

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    Feb 26, 2001
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    Leia: Into the garbage chute fly boy!

    Luke: Wait, what about those huge spinning blade....................
  4. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    VADER: That's it. The Rebel's are there. And I am sure Skywalker is with them...YIPPEE!
  5. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
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    Boba Fett: What if he dies? He's worth a lot to me.

    Vader: Sux to be you!!
  6. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

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    Wedge: Captain Solo do you copy, this is Rouge two.

    Han: Good morning nice of you guys to drop by.

    Wedge: Where have you been? We've been worried sick! This is the last time you hang around with that Skywalker kid. Man you are sooooo grounded.
  7. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Take 2
    Wedge: Commander Skywalker, do you copy, this is Rogue 2.
    Han: *very faint* Good morning. nice of you to drop by.
    Wedge: *thinking to himself* With Skywalker out of the way, I can lead Rogue Squadron.
    Echo Base: What were those voices we heared Rogue 2?
    Wdge: Nothing Echo Base, nothing to report here.

    Vader: All too easy.
    *Luke misses the jump, plummets back down into the carbonite freezing chamber, and is taken to the Emperor*
  8. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    REPUBLIC CAPTAIN: With all due respect, the ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor would like to board immediately.

    NUTE GUNRAY: No you dishonour us! Open fire!!!
  9. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Amidala: I have recieved word that the Chancellors ambassadors are with you now.
    Nute: Well, they were with us, until Palpatine, who is a Sith by the way, told us to kill them. You'll probably see them in a few hours as we can't find them here.
    Amidala: What?!
    Nute: Uh, i mean, You are mistaken....
  10. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

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    Qui-Gon: "Stow in seperate ships- we'll meet down on the planet".


    Nute Gunray: "Begin the invasion! All ships, take a continent each!"
  11. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Owen: Do you speak Bocche?
    C-3PO: No
    Owen: Sux to be you!
  12. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    LUKE: But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!

    OWEN: Oh that's okay then. And could you sleep over there for a few nights? I want to spend some time alone with your Aunt Beru.
  13. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Tarkin: I will ask you one last time. Where is the Rebel base?

    Leia: *Thinks quickly* Uh, they're on Coruscant.

    Tarkin: AH! The Rebels are more wiley than I gave them credit for! HELMSMAN! SET COURSE FOR CORUSCANT!
  14. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Rogue 2:Commander Skywalker...this is Rogue 2

    Han: Good Mornign! Nicw of you to drop by!

    Rogue 2: Is your name skywalker? NO! And with that attitude u will be lucky if the princess ever LOOKS at u, let alone gives u some action! Go play with your wookie Solo!

    Shara: I had NOTHING to do with this!!!
  15. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Craig, i'm disappointed. Talking about getting action, and you go off at Rubs for the 3PO comment....
  16. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    DECK OFFICER: It's possible he came in through the south entrance.

    HAN: Yeah, that's probably it. Say "Hi" from me if you see him.
  17. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Emperor: Good! Good! Now kill your father and take his place at my side!

    Luke: Sure! I like feeling out of control. This dark side isn't that bad...
  18. Screamin_Away Jedi Knight

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    Emperor: We are quite safe from your friends here!

    *random Xwing flies through window, killing all....*
  19. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    LUKE: No, my father didn't fight in the wars. He was a navigator on a spice freighter.

    BEN: That's what your uncle told you. Your father was actually a Jedi Knight who married a Queen, was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force, killed all the Jedi in the galaxy, and aided the Emperor in bringing about an age of hopelessness and dispair. Oh and you have a sister who was adopted by the Royal family of Alderaan. And that protocol droid there was built by your father when he was nine years old. He wasn't a bad bloke till he started killing people...
  20. Dsource Jedi Master

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    *Vader chops off Lukes hand*

    Vader: Sux to be you!
  21. JediEnna Jedi Master

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    Yoda: How feel you?
    Anakin: Cold sir
    Yoda: Afraid are you?
    Anakin: Bloody oath! Therers a dude with a conehead, some dude with a neck skinnier than the plot of this movie and Smauel L Jackson! Thats enough to scare anyone u creepy green midget!
  22. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    LOL! [face_laugh]

    D can you get James Earl Jones to record that one?
  23. Screamin_Away Jedi Knight

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    Yoda; How feel you?
    Anakin: Cold sir
    Yoda: Spoken up you should have! Get you a warm jumper and some hot chocolaate we will, mmm, yes?
  24. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Yoda: How feel you?
    Anakin: With my hands sir.
  25. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    ANAKIN: Spandex...Strip twister set...a rake...
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