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FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JediEnna, Mar 15, 2001.

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  1. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    *Luke cuts off Vaders hand*
    Luke: HA! how do you like THEM apples?!
  2. Screamin_Away Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 15, 2001
    Luke: Ben why didnt you tell me Vader was my father?

    Ben: He IS???? Man, that explains allot!
  3. mauls-menace Jedi Master

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    Dec 23, 2000
    star 4
    Qui-Gon: "Anakin, DUCK.....aaahhh s@#t, too slow!"
  4. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Qui-Gon: My belief is that it was a Sith.

    Ki-Adi-Mundi: A Sith? That'd explain the ripples of the Dark Side that we've been feeling. How bout we all go to Naboo, just in case he shows up?

    Yoda: Second that, I do.

    Mace Windu: Let's kick the SOB's puny ass!
  5. Screamin_Away Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 15, 2001
    Yoda: See through you we can
    Anakin: Damn! No peeking you old pervert!
  6. Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    LEIA: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!
    CHEWIE: Hrrrrn?
  7. Enna_and_Scream Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2001
    star 1
    Leia: Its not like that! Hes my brother!

    Han: EW!!!! U kissed your BROTHER! Thats like, totally gross!
  8. Norrad_Roff Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 4
    The scene: Torture room on cloud city.

    VADER: Bring out the gimp!

    (stolen form a MAD cartoon sorry I couldn't resist!)
  9. JediEnna Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
    star 4
    Vader: sister! U have a twin SISTER (*pause*) And u...made out? Son, the dark side is already in you!
  10. Dsource Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Lando: I'm Lando Calrissian, administrator of this facility.

    Leia: Sux to be you!
  11. Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    Norrad, wonder where you got that Mad magazine from... ;)
  12. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    *Trooper bumps his head on the door*
    Threepio: Well, sir, that was a good one.
    Trooper: SHUT UP! *Shoots Threepio*
  13. The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Vader: We would be honoured if you would join us.

    Han: Oh! U did all this for us! You're so SWEET! *Goes n sits down*
  14. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Take 2:

    Vader: We would be honoured if you would join us. I baked some brownies epsecially for *Fett steps out*. Uh, I mean, FEEL THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!
  15. The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Vader: I would be honoured if you would join us

    Han: Well, we'd really rather not, we had to fix the Falcon and all.

    Vader: Hey, fair enough maybe I can catch up to you later. I'll make u some cookies. When's good for you?

    Leia: 6ish?

    Vader: Perfect! ill have a Trooper escort u over!

    Han: You're so THOUGHTFUL!
  16. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 6, 2001
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    Emperor: He will come to you, and then you will bring him before me......then you two will fight, and you'll eventually turn back to the light side and throw me down that shaft over there. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen....
  17. Syrix_Kahl Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 25, 2001
    star 4
    Han: Chewie, Engage!
    Chewie: Hrrm?
    George Lucas: Harrison, you fool, that's Star Trek! Out! Out of here! Somebody get me Patrick Stewart, I hear he's not doing anything at the moment.
  18. Dsource Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Han: Chewie, punch it!

    *Chewbacca turns around and clobbers Luke*
  19. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Ah, how can we go past my old sig?

    Han: Punchie! Chew it!
    Chewie: Hhhrrrrnnnnnnhh?
    Han: .....You know what I mean!
  20. The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Threepio: We bring a message to your master Jabba the Hutt....and a gift!

    Artoo: *whistle, boop*

    Threepio:TTTTHHHHAAATTTTSSSS Right Jabba! You aare the lucky winner in the Tattooinee sweepstakes! Tell the man what hes won Bib!

    Bib Fortuna: jabba wiull be cruising the sands in his very own Speeder Barge, complete with meat locker and big red sails! And if that werent enough, its a NEW DANCER! You'll thrill to the twists and twirls of Oola from the Twi'Lek!!! Back to you Threep!
  21. Norrad_Roff Jedi Master

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    Feb 26, 2001
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    Yoda: Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

    Mace Windu: Damn straight my little green homey! But which motherf****r was killed? The master, or the punk-a**ed motherf****ing apprentice?

    (sorry if this is classed as swearing [face_mischief] )
  22. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side.
    Luke: Obi-Wan told me that he didn't get it on with Amidala.
    Anakin: Damn, the dark side's power isn't that strong!
  23. Dsource Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Tarkin: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

    Imperial Officer: Sux to be you!
    (runs off and jumps in TIE Fighter and escapes)
  24. Teknobabel Jedi Master

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    Jun 4, 2000
    star 5
    Luke: I can't move the xwing
    Yoda: well I can't either so you're really up s__t creek now aren't you?
  25. Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    ROFL! [face_laugh]

    I love PM's Palpatine what if. I can imagine it being played out too! :D
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