Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JediEnna, Mar 15, 2001.
*Luke cuts off Vaders hand*
Luke: HA! how do you like THEM apples?!
Luke: Ben why didnt you tell me Vader was my father?
Ben: He IS???? Man, that explains allot!
Qui-Gon: "Anakin, DUCK.....aaahhh s@#t, too slow!"
Qui-Gon: My belief is that it was a Sith.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: A Sith? That'd explain the ripples of the Dark Side that we've been feeling. How bout we all go to Naboo, just in case he shows up?
Yoda: Second that, I do.
Mace Windu: Let's kick the SOB's puny ass!
Yoda: See through you we can
Anakin: Damn! No peeking you old pervert!
LEIA: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!
Leia: Its not like that! Hes my brother!
Han: EW!!!! U kissed your BROTHER! Thats like, totally gross!
The scene: Torture room on cloud city.
VADER: Bring out the gimp!
(stolen form a MAD cartoon sorry I couldn't resist!)
Vader: sister! U have a twin SISTER (*pause*) And u...made out? Son, the dark side is already in you!
Lando: I'm Lando Calrissian, administrator of this facility.
Leia: Sux to be you!
Norrad, wonder where you got that Mad magazine from...
*Trooper bumps his head on the door*
Threepio: Well, sir, that was a good one.
Trooper: SHUT UP! *Shoots Threepio*
Vader: We would be honoured if you would join us.
Han: Oh! U did all this for us! You're so SWEET! *Goes n sits down*
Vader: We would be honoured if you would join us. I baked some brownies epsecially for *Fett steps out*. Uh, I mean, FEEL THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!
Vader: I would be honoured if you would join us
Han: Well, we'd really rather not, we had to fix the Falcon and all.
Vader: Hey, fair enough maybe I can catch up to you later. I'll make u some cookies. When's good for you?
Vader: Perfect! ill have a Trooper escort u over!
Han: You're so THOUGHTFUL!
Emperor: He will come to you, and then you will bring him before me......then you two will fight, and you'll eventually turn back to the light side and throw me down that shaft over there. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen....
Han: Chewie, Engage!
George Lucas: Harrison, you fool, that's Star Trek! Out! Out of here! Somebody get me Patrick Stewart, I hear he's not doing anything at the moment.
Han: Chewie, punch it!
*Chewbacca turns around and clobbers Luke*
Ah, how can we go past my old sig?
Han: Punchie! Chew it!
Han: .....You know what I mean!
Threepio: We bring a message to your master Jabba the Hutt....and a gift!
Artoo: *whistle, boop*
Threepio:TTTTHHHHAAATTTTSSSS Right Jabba! You aare the lucky winner in the Tattooinee sweepstakes! Tell the man what hes won Bib!
Bib Fortuna: jabba wiull be cruising the sands in his very own Speeder Barge, complete with meat locker and big red sails! And if that werent enough, its a NEW DANCER! You'll thrill to the twists and twirls of Oola from the Twi'Lek!!! Back to you Threep!
Yoda: Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.
Mace Windu: Damn straight my little green homey! But which motherf****r was killed? The master, or the punk-a**ed motherf****ing apprentice?
(sorry if this is classed as swearing )
Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side.
Luke: Obi-Wan told me that he didn't get it on with Amidala.
Anakin: Damn, the dark side's power isn't that strong!
Tarkin: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
Imperial Officer: Sux to be you!
(runs off and jumps in TIE Fighter and escapes)
Luke: I can't move the xwing
Yoda: well I can't either so you're really up s__t creek now aren't you?
I love PM's Palpatine what if. I can imagine it being played out too!