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FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JediEnna, Mar 15, 2001.

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  1. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What if they didn't know it was too cold for speeders and went out looking for Luke in them and broke them all?

    Then they'd have to fight AT-AT's on Tauntauns :D
     
  2. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Deck Officer: Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker.
    Han: Then it'll suck to be me!
     
  3. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    Qui-Gon: And what is to become of Jar Jar Binks?

    Boss Nass: He is to be.. pyunished

    Qui-Gon: Sux To Be Him!
     
  4. Norrad_Roff

    Norrad_Roff Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 26, 2001
    Taun-tauns vs. AT-AT's (LOL)

    I can just see them sprinting around the legs with tow-cables.
     
  5. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    CHewie: roar!
    Han: No! No! No! This one goes here THAT one goes there
    *Chewie swaps components*
    Han: Wait a sec, u were right! DOn't swap them -

    *Loud explosion rips apart the Falcon
     
  6. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    YODA: Always to there are. A master and an apprentice.

    MACE: But which one was destroyed, the master ot the apprentice?

    YODA: Feel his dark precense, I do.

    KI-ADI: It's dwelling around the Chancellor!

    MACE: Let's kick his mutha@#$%&* ass!!!
     
  7. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sep 23, 1999
    Qui-Gon: Anakin, down!

    Anakin: Wha . . .?

    <SPLAT>
     
  8. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Amidala: What do you think Master Jedi.
    Qui-Gon: Actually, it's Jedi MASTER! GET IT RIGHT!
     
  9. mauls-menace

    mauls-menace Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 23, 2000
    After R2D2 has run off:

    C3PO: "Sir, Couldn't we go after him."

    Luke: "No stuff him, let the sand people have him besides he's just a droid nothing important."
     
  10. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Luke: U knew my father?

    Obi Wan: Oh yes. Your father was a Jedi till he went psycho. Now he's Darth Vader, and he killed all the Jedi.

    Luke: WHAT?!?!?!

    Obi Wan: Uh...I mean....He was a pilot, your dad...haha...aha...heh...*clears throat*
     
  11. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    HAN: Boba Fett? Where?

    *turns around, slips, and stumbles off the skiff into the Sarlacc's mouth*
     
  12. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    *Darth Maul appears*
    Qui-gon: We'll handle this.
    Voice: NO! I WILL!
    Qui-gon: Who the hell is that?
    Obi-Wan: It's BATMAN!
     
  13. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    *Doors open*
    *Hooded figure steps forward, taking off hood*
    Qui-Gon: It's Batman!
    Obi-Wan: Holy Sith!
     
  14. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    ROBIN: I've been waiting for you Batman. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a sidekick, now I am the hero!
     
  15. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Dec 13, 2000
    Obi-wan: Luke, I am your father!

    Luke: Really?

    Obi-wan: No, not really. I can't back that up.

    Luke: Uncle Owen was right. You ARE a crazy old wizard ...
     
  16. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
    Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him!
    Vader: No. I am Batman!
    Luke: ........and what does that have to do with my father?
    Vader: Batman is your father.
    Luke: 60's Batman or cool Batman or Batman Beyond?
    Vader: 60's.
    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Dec 13, 2000
    Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for ...
    Stormie: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
    Obi-wan: You may go about your business ...
    Stormie: You may go about your business.
    Obi-wan: Move along ...
    Stormie: Move along.
    Obi-wan: You will go across the road, and get me some orange sherbert ...
    Stormie: I will go across the road and get you some orange sherbert.
    Luke: Err, Ben, we gotta get going, or ...
    Obi-wan: Shut up! I'm just getting started ...
     
  18. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    : :continuation: :
    *3 hours later, Ben is sitting on the stormtoopers lap*
    Ben: And I want a Pikachu, and then a matchbox car, a Game Boy, a Play Station 2, and Rudolph!
     
  19. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    What if Anakin had started up his pod while Jar Jar's hand was still in there?
     
  20. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    *splat!* ;)

    ANAKIN: Hey Jar Jar! Keep away from those energy binders. If your hand get's caught in the beam it's gonna go numb for hours.

    JAR JAR: Okie day!

    *Jar Jar drops the screwdriver, tries to step over the beam to retrieve it, and gets zapped in the groin*

    JAR JAR: Moi moi, no again...
     
  21. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    Rebel Pilot: 2 fighters against a Star Destroyer?

    Leia: Oh well, sux to be you, I'm skippin out of here on the Falcon..
     
  22. mauls-menace

    mauls-menace Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 23, 2000
    Wampa: AARRRRGGGGG, ARGGGG AAAAAARGG.

    Translation: Geez, I'm hungry. Think I'll eat that guy before he wakes up.
     
  23. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    DOFINE: I'm not going in there with two Jedi. Send a Sith Lord.
     
  24. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Emperor: Excellent. everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.....except for that monkey. It's not supposed to be there. SOMEONE GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!
    *stormtrooper kicks the monkey out the hatch*
    There. NOW everything is proceeding as I have foreseen...
     
  25. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    LEIA: Well I guess you don't know everything about women yet!

    *Leia kisses Luke on the lips*

    HAN: And I guess you don't know everything about smugglers yet!!!

    *Han kisses Chewie passionately*
     
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