FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

LOL
Ki, thats just gross!!!!

 

Bad mental picture, bad mental picture.

to get that out....

Jabba: (translation) The Humanoid dancing females do not arrouse me anymore. Shave that Wookiee and get it into a slave-girl costume!

 

Man, thats almost worse....


almost...

 

It was late, I was watching ESB, and I was looking out for "what if" scenes. And it had the effect I was looking for!

 

That's not nice
Luke: it's 106 light years to Yavin 4, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...
Han: Hit it!

Do you get it?

 

Blues Brothers, yes.


Anakin: Hey Jar Jar, keep away from those energy binders. If your hand's caught in the beam it's gonna go numb for hours

Jar Jar: *Grumbles something about midhets with bowl haircuts, then drops the screwdriver. Goes to retrieve it, and his head gets caught in the beam. His pupils dialate, and he gets up, and starts dancing*

Jar Jar: I like to singa ... I like to singa ... about the luna ina juna ..

 

Qui-Gon: Then speed us on our way.
Boss Nass: Hey, mesa a Gungan. Mind tricks dont work on mesa, only banquet!

 

Mace: I do not believe the Sith could have returned without us knowing...

Qui Gon: Yes you're right, it was probably just a really pissed off Tuskan Raider.

 

As if:
Figrin Dan turns to the rest of the band and says: "Do you guys know Minnie The Moocher?"

Luke: What a hunk of junk!
Han: It may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, a 440 cubic inch plant.... you know how it goes

I've watched way to much blues brothers I tell ya

 

Obi-Wan: Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?

*looks back at the ship, which has arms and legs of various creatures sticking out every entrance*

Qui-Gon: Aww, c'mon! Just ONE more?

 

Vader: *standing over Luke* And so, for the common good of sentience, i must now kill you, and your sister.
Luke: Daddy, i didn't mean it! There was an explosion! A Solar flare! a terrible plague! HONEST TO GOD IT WASN'T MY FAULT!



Happy Tek?

 

What if Luke *did* turn to the Dark Side? Wouldn't that make the prequels that much cooler to know the Skywalkers are Damned forever?

 

But then there'd be no "happily ever after".

JABBA: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

 

What if...
The moment after Lando blows up the DSII, he turns toward camera and in his hand is... a pack of mentos!

 

Tek: That would be definitive proof he has sold out

 

LANDO: Will you join me for a little refreshment? Everyone's invited, of course. We've got Colt 45.

 

Leia: Dantooine ... they're on Dantooine ...

(Some Hippy guy in an Admiral's Uniform steps forward)

Hippy: I thought they haaaad to be on summint' maaan! I mean ... jus' smell 'em, man!

 

Han: You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go to Jamaica!

 

What if Wuhrer got his entertainment list wrong and got the Sith Band to play instead of the Biths?

 

LOL @ PM!

JAR JAR: Wesa dyin' again? Fly tha damn ship, fool!

 

*Leia kisses Luke and walks off*
Han: Luke, I need to express my feelings here. When you kiss the woman that I'm chasing, it makes me feel upset, and what I want is for you to DIE!!!

 

*Leia kisses Luke*

Luke: You kiss like my sister!

 

The scene: Jedi Temple ep1.

Anakin: a ship, a cup, a speeder..

Yoda: How feel you?

Anakin: What?

Mace Windu: SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

 

Mace: Ok what am I holding up on this screen?

Anakin: A cup?

Mace: Wrong!

Anakin: Oh yeah? Well what finger am I holding up baldy?

 

Anakin: A ship, a cup, a shrubbery ...

Windu: You're a very silly child and I'm not going to interview you ...

Anakin: But I want to be a Jedi ...

Windu: Well, you can't.