FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JediEnna, Mar 15, 2001.

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  1. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    *while trapped in the laser doors*

    MAUL: We're gonna duel. Then I'll push you down that hole. Then you'll use the Force to leap over me and cut me in two.

    OBI-WAN: How do you know?

    MAUL: I read TFN's spoilers!

    OBI-WAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  2. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
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    Obi Wan: Why do i feel like we have picked up another pathetic life form.

    Qui Gon: A lot of people said the same thing when I started training u ya know!

    Obi: Did not!

    Qui: Did too!
  3. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 4, 2000
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    Qui: I have brought this boy, his name is Raymong Luxury Yacht
    Anakin: Thats not my name
    Qui: Raymond luxury Yaccht
    Anakin: Thats how its spelt, it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove
  4. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
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    Jar Jar: Wesa goin home!
    Obi-Wan: Ummm, no. We took a vote and you're staying here.
  5. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    THREEPIO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help.

    *Chewie pulls Threepio's arms off and beats him to death*
  6. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    After Han and Chewie speak to Ben and Luke.
    Chewie: *Translation* Why do I sense we've picked up 2 more pathetic life forms?
  7. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

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    Feb 26, 2001
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    Threepio: You're not permitted in there, it's resricted. Now come out before somebody sees you.

    Artoo: *Sux to be you* <closes escape pod door and goes to Tattooine alone>
  8. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    We're not allowed to talk about most of the "what if?" comments we made at PM's house last night (PG forum and all), so I'll just stick to the tame ones.

    YODA: When nine hunderd years old you reach, grammar like mine you will have, hmmm?
  9. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
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    Vader: You don't know the power of the Batcave. I must obey Alfred!
  10. JediGecko Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    There's one, set for ... oh, sod it. I don't want to do this. I don't want to be a Stormie. I don't want to run about all day blasting Rebels.
    I wanted to be ... a Lumberjack!
  11. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Yoda: When gone am I, the last of the Scholars will you be.
  12. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Luke: But I was goin into Tashi station to pik up some power converters!

    Owen: oh! Well, why didnt u say so. Fair enough then, Ill do it myself.
  13. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

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    Luke: But I was going into Tashi station to pick up some power converters.

    Owen: Can you pick up a couple of Bantha burgers and fries while you're there? Beru is cooking that vegetable crap again.
  14. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    Luke and Vader enter the elevator on the Death Star. A muzak version of the Imperial March plays. Vader constantly tilts on the ball of his feet, then leans back on his heels. Luke looks at his watch. He presses the level button again just to make sure. A fart is heard from one side of the elevator, and Luke moves further away from Vader. Vader begins to hum along to the music. A tone sounds, and the doors slide open -- on the opposite side of elevator...
  15. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
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    Thats not fair! I made up half the jokes in that last one!
  16. JediGecko Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 13, 2000
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  17. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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  18. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Best dressed???

    YOU?????
  19. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
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    Well this is the "what if" thread
    What if Ki was best dressed?
    Ha!
    Woah boy...
    There I go again..
    :D
  20. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    What if Ki wore clothes?


    Oh if he was wearing GOOD clothes!

    I was worried for a sec there...
  21. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    *walks in, looks around and promptly exits to a safer thread*
  22. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 4, 2000
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    Well, this is Fan Force NSW, this is par for the course really
  23. maestrino Jedi Master

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    Feb 12, 2000
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    mm.. nowhere are you safe on these 'ere boards, Kieca..
  24. JediGecko Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    Not even in your own mind ...

    Well, I'm not safe in my own mind, anyways ..
  25. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Luke: No! my father didn't fight in the clone wars. He was a pilot in a podrace team.."
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