FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

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  1. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    But Scream, you commented on how well dressed I was at Sam's. Remember after we all jumped out of the car when Burnsie snuck up on us? :(

    Back to the topic...

    BEN: You must learn the ways of the Force, if you're to come with me to Disneyland.
  2. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Han: I've been waiting to meet you jabba

    Jabba: Yes, so have I

    shoots Han in the foot
    Jabba: Now Dance!
  3. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Han: Jabba, I'll pay you triple, you're throwing away a fortune, don't be a fool.
    Jabba: Shut up.
    Han: I could send you to Jenny Craig.
    Jabba: ........that would be acceptable.
  4. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    *Paramount Pictures logo*

    "...and in the time of greatest despair, there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as The Son of The Suns."
    - Journal of the Whills, 3:127

    THE STAR WARS!
  5. mauls-menace Force Ghost

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    What if Han Solo missed the Tie Fighters at the Battle of Yavin? :eek:
  6. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Han: You're all clear kid now lets blow this thing and go home!

    Chewie: RAWAR!

    Han: What do u mean i hit the X-Wing?
  7. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    TARKIN: You see Lord Vader? She can be reasonable. Abort firing sequence. And Vader will you please see Princess Leia safely back to her home on Alderaan? Take my shuttle if you like. Here are my keys...
  8. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    What if Vader comes out of the meditation chamber and the officer catches him playing with his dolls?
  9. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    VADER: Did you see anything?!?

    OFFICER: No sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again!
  10. mauls-menace Force Ghost

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    Han: I could send you to Jenny Craig.

    Jabba: What? You sayin' I'm fat.

    Han: Well now that you mention it....

    Jabba: That's it stuff the Sarlacc, hand me a blaster someone.....

    (Thanks to PM for the idea). :)
  11. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Dr Evazan "I have the death sentence in 12 systems!"
    Luke " I'll be careful"
    Dr Evazan "You'll be DEAD!"
    *Goes to push Luke when all of a sudden The Dancing Frog struts down the bar*
    Dancing Frog "Hellllo my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime girl! Baby my hearts on fire! If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me and you'll be left aloooone oh baby, tell me I'm the oneeeeeee"
    *exits off the bar, Dr Evazan and Luke look at each other and shrug*
    Dr Evazan "Well that was different"
    Luke "Yeah, you dont see that everyday, lemme get you a drink"
  12. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    LUKE: I've got a problem here.

    BIGGS: Eject!

    LUKE: No I'm alright!

    BIGGS: Pull up!

    LUKE: No I'm - *boom!*
  13. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

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    What if.....

    Death Star in orbit around Alderaan.

    Tarkin: You may fire when ready.

    Gunner: Commence primary ignition.

    <Dramatic music>

    <Lever pulled and buttons pushed>

    <Superlaser overheats and.....>

    KABOOM no more Death Star.
  14. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

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  15. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Han: How we doing?

    Luke: Same as always.

    Han: Really? Man, we suck at this....
  16. JediEnna Jedi Master

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    luke: That's right, sux to be us....
  17. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    C-3PO: Sir, it's quite possible that this asteroid isn't entirely stable.
    Han: Nah, it's right. just give us a while, and it'll be sweet
  18. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Han: Shut him up or shut him down

    Leia Blasts threepio to pieces.
  19. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    THREEPIO: Oh where's Artoo when I need him?!? All alone on this asteroid...no-one talk to...all I want is to be held!

    *Chewie promptly embraces Threepio*
  20. mauls-menace Force Ghost

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    Stormtrooper 1: "There's one, set for Stun".
    Stormtrooper 2: *Pulls trigger* "Oh ****".
  21. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Leia: ...help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!

    Ben: wow...what a fox!

    Luke: Huh?

    Ben: er....U must come with me to Alderaan...
  22. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Tarkin: fire
    Chief Bast: We can't fire sir, the guy who does the forboding drum roll is taking a ciggie break
  23. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    HAN: You've never heard of the Batmobile? I out run The Joker's henchmen.
  24. JediGecko Jedi Youngling

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    Vader: No ... I am your Father!

    Luke: No ... That's not true ... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    Vader: It gets worse ... Luke, Jabba is your Grandfather!
  25. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    *Luke chops off Vader's hand*
    Imperial Guard: Ok Palpatine. You owe me 50 credits! Vader lost!
    Emperor: VADER YOU HAVE COST ME MONEY!!! *zaps Vader*
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