DUCK! Or... just another boring day in the BB house

I was bored, and y'all were being boring, so I decided to play some AIM practical jokes.

First, of course, was chattingaimbot.com Those dudes rock.

Next came the DUCK! chronicles. They are as follows:

elly bean jay: duck!
elly bean jay: *flying pencil sharpener hits you on the head*
HookLineAndSinker: you're trying to get me to do something, i just don't know what

elly bean jay: duck!
Queen I'm a Dollar: say what?
Queen I'm a Dollar: oh!
Queen I'm a Dollar: nevermind
elly bean jay: *flying pencil sharpener hits you on the head*
Queen I'm a Dollar: :-(
Queen I'm a Dollar: that wasn't very nice

elly bean jay: DUCK!
JediJeffro: DUCK!
elly bean jay: *flying pencil sharpener hits Jeffro on the head*
JediJeffro: GOOSE!
JediJeffro: Oh, I was wrong.
elly bean jay: you should have ducked :-(

they started catching on, though

elly bean jay: duck!
FateNaberrie: *ducks*
elly bean jay: *flying pencil sharpener flies by your head*
FateNaberrie: excellent

elly bean jay: duck!
AmazingB: *ducks*
elly bean jay: *flying pencil sharpener flies by your head*
AmazingB: Excellent.

elly bean jay: duck!
YodaJeff: *ducks*
elly bean jay: *flying pencil sharpener flies by your head*
YodaJeff: phew, that was close

*These conversations are presented for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real posters, active or banned is pureley coincidental. Some contestants have been briefed on questions before the show. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. If condition persists, consult your physician. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use.

 

I was hassled by one of those bots, and ended up cybering for three hours. Then I realized it was Paul.

Then I cybered for three more hours.

AYBABTU