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Duct Tape [By Jay, not Opie Wan Cannoli]

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Opie Wan Cannoli, Mar 7, 1999.

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  1. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yeah, it kicks butt, too.
     
  2. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    I commandereed a locker at work, and the little name tag thingy was broken, so what did I do? I wrote my name on a piece of Duct Tape, and stuck that to my locker.
     
  3. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    I started to tape some holes in my gloves at work, and as soon as I did, my supervisor came out with a new pair of gloves and handed them to me. See the power of Duct Tape?
     
  4. PastaQueen

    PastaQueen Jedi Youngling

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    I knew a guy who had a wallet made entirely of duct tape. It was the pinnicle of coolness.
     
  5. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    I was thinking about wrapping an old pair of my pants in Duct Tape, but then I decided not to.
     
  6. Darth Yoda

    Darth Yoda Jedi Master

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    Jay, (or anyone)

    I was wondering if you know what happened to the duct tape quoted in Star Wars page. You know, the one that says stuff like "May the Duct Tape be with you." Etc. Every quote has "Duct Tape" replaced in it. Also, I was wondering what happened to the thread that had quotes on my why Star Wars should be rated R. "Grab me, Chewie", "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside." Etc. This is probably the wrong place to ask.

    Long live Duct Tape
     
  7. naynay199

    naynay199 Jedi Youngling

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    I love Duct Tape, it is holding my rear taillight cover on my car, and it has been for the last year. Which saves me 80 bucks. Duct tape rocks!
     
  8. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    Darth Yoda, are you looking for a page on a website, or a thread that was here?
     
  9. Jedi_Geisha

    Jedi_Geisha Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Duct tape is good for whatever ailes you....
     
  10. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yes, and it keeps ale cold, too.
     
  11. Boba Jr

    Boba Jr Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *doing an impression of Adam Sandler's Cajun Man*

    Duct tape, my little bitty duct tape
    I don't know what I'd do without you
    I'd be lost, I'd be frightened,
    If I didn't have my little bitty duct tape...
     
  12. Darth Yoda

    Darth Yoda Jedi Master

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    Darth Yoda, are you looking for a page on a website, or a thread that was here?

    Definately looking for a really old thread that was here on the JC forums. I tell you, the search engine on the JC.N really sucks, no offense.

    You gotta love in Dumb and Dummer when the bird's head is duct taped on, I think.
     
  13. Jedi_Geisha

    Jedi_Geisha Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Let all the people of the land know the virtues of the mighty Duct Tape...........
     
  14. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    I think that was the thread I made about Duct Tape in Classic. I'll go see if I can find it.
     
  15. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well, I just checked for it in classic, as well as well as the Duct Tape thread I made in the Prequels forum, and they are no where to be seen.
     
  16. Darth Shaft

    Darth Shaft Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I have a book that shows you how to make different things from Duct Tape. It's called Ductagami. I have made the almighty Duct Tape wallet, complete with credit card pockets and a currency divider, and yea, it was good. Soon I shall accomplish the duct tape ball cap and rainslicker.

    All Hail Duct Tape!
     
  17. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    Just remember, any part that is going to touch your head, you need to make sure it's not sticky.
     
  18. Pretty Fly 4 a Grand Moff

    Pretty Fly 4 a Grand Moff Jedi Youngling

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    Just wait till you graduate to the jock strap of duct tape and the female version, the duct tape chastity belt. The use of either is almost guaranteed to leave one in a sticky situation.
     
  19. Son of the Suns

    Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I can't believe that this is at the bottom of the forum. I better duct tape this back to the top.
     
  20. Shannara Solo

    Shannara Solo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Double-sided duct tape still rules.
     
  21. jedigirl

    jedigirl Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I was at the mall the other day and I saw something that reminded me of you Jay. (you know you spend too much time on the JC when you see things at the mall that reminds you of ppl on the JC.)

    It was a desk calender, you know the far-side type. But it was 365 uses of Duct Tape. I almost bought it just so I could post them here, but I didn't have any money.

    Maybe I'll buy it later.

    jedigirl
     
  22. Son of the Suns

    Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ok, I've been pondering this for a few days now, so I wanted to see what you guys thought about it: Who would win in a fight between Chjyren's ljutefisk and Jay's roll of Duct Tape? I'm putting my money on the Duct Tape.

    [This message has been edited by Son of the Suns (edited 12-27-1999).]
     
  23. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    I have more Duct Tape now. My dad got a roll for me for Christmas, and my Aunt gave me some little flat rolls of Camouflage Duck Tape.

    For '98, I had one of those 365 uses of Duct Tape calander. It was pretty cool. I wonder why I didn't get one this year.
     
  24. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well, all that Duct Tape was put to good use. I had to go around the world getting everything Y2K compliant. It looks like just about everything worked. Sorry I was so late getting to the Eiffel Tower. I didn't hear about it until after midnight (Pacific Time), and got to it as fast as i could.
     
  25. Jay

    Jay Jedi Knight star 5

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    I added Duct Tape to the Periodic Tabe of Elements that was on the wall in my Chemistry class. A couple years after I did that, they took it down and put up a new one. The old one is now hanging on my wall, complete with Duct Tape.
     
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