Duct Tape [By Jay, not Opie Wan Cannoli]

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Opie Wan Cannoli, Mar 7, 1999.

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  1. John of the collective Jedi Master

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    Sep 15, 1998
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    Well, I don't know if this has been mentioned before, but I have abandoned Duct Tape.


    Now I use Gaffers Tape Basically, Gaffers tape is the god of Duct tapes. If Duct Tape were Vader, then Gaffer's Tape would be the Emperor.


    Basically its the same thing, Cloth with stickum. But Whereas duct tape is shiny Gray/Silver.
    Gaffers tape is more of a Matte finish and generally black although you can get it in any color.


    It sticks better then Duct tape.
    It comes in more colors which isn't needed, but is cool.


    So I say hooray for Duct tape and Its breathren Gaffer's tape.


    Plus, If you own Gaffer's tape, then you can claim to be a gaffer (like in the movies) and go around gaffing all day.
  2. Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus

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    May 6, 1999
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    I think Your JC Community is in need of some Duct Tape.
  3. Jay Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 1, 1998
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    This place always need more Duct Tape.
  4. Jay Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 1, 1998
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    I was at the store a couple weeks ago, wearing my shirt that says, "Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and hold the universe together." and a woman saw it, and said something like, "Typical guy. Do you use Duct Tape to fix everything, too?" And I said, "Yep, and I even have some with me." Then I showed her my emergency supply of Duct Tape that I always have with me.
  5. Miguelburrito Jedi Knight

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    Feb 2, 2000
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    This thread is awsome!

    Duck Tape could cure AIDS. If the doctors could learn to use it right.
  6. Not George Lucas Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 20, 1998
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    Duct tape is useful, but it tastes nasty.
  7. Low Emotions Jedi Knight

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    Mar 8, 2000
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    Not George Lucas I don't even wanna know how you know what duct tape tastes like, you're one sick puppy.
  8. Not George Lucas Jedi Youngling

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    Well, I'll tell you anyway. One time I was at Kawphy's house, and he had some tuct tape sitting out, and I said, "Cool, Fruit by the Foot!" Then I tore off a piece, chewed it, and spti it out afer a while.
  9. Low Emotions Jedi Knight

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    Fruit by the Foot rocks!! I thought the story was going to be worse than that, but I'm sure you were disappointed that it wasn't fruit by the foot.
  10. Not George Lucas Jedi Youngling

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    To be completely honest, I didn't care.
  11. Jay Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 1, 1998
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    I've never confused Fruit by the Foot with Duct Tape. Duct Tape is a great source of fiber, however.
  12. Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus

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    Jay, do you have an utility belt (made of DT) to carry all your Duct Tape? I ask, because I had a dream that you were Batman and you had a Duct Tape utility belt.
  13. Zaphod Beeblebrox Jedi Master

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    http://bjorving.homestead.com/files/zaphod.jpg

    Duct Tape Rules!

    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Just this guy, you know
  14. Jay Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 1, 1998
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    SotS, I'm in your dreams? I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad one.

    To answer your question, no, I do not have a utility belt mad out of Duct Tape. If I were Batman, though, my main weapon would be Duct Tape. What would I throw to knock out the Joker? Duct Tape. What would subdue the Riddler from talking in riddles? Duct Tape. What would keep the Penguin in the freezer? Duct Tape. What would keep Bane locked up in Pena Duro? Duct Tape. What would keep Cat Woman in my house? Duct Tape. Need I go on? Duct Tape.
  15. Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jay:
    SotS, I'm in your dreams? I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad one.

    It's not a bad thing, cause I'm not a stalker or anything.
  16. Lost in Coruscant Jedi Knight

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    Mar 31, 1999
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    Welcome to the thread where Jay made 200 of his thousands of posts.
  17. Jay Jedi Grand Master

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    Actually, this thread (including this post) now accounts for 77 of my total posts.
  18. Opie Wan Cannoli Jedi Knight

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    Zaz, Purp, rev up ypur cursors!

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
    I'd like everyone to take note that this phrase does not appear in the NJOs, lending cerdence to my theory that the battle of Yavin happened 2-3 years brfore ANH was released

    Anakin Solo-
    "HEY!!!"
    Oops. Sorry. Anakin SKYWALKER stood in the Airwicko district garbage pit-
    "Can we skip this part?", Anakin screwed up his nose, "That pit's yickey."
    No. Ana-
    "Then get ON with it!"
    HEY. I"m the writer. I tell the story. You're the character. You ac- aaacck- ack-
  19. Opie Wan Cannoli Jedi Knight

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    Okay, I'll do it your way!
    A Blood Sausage Carver standing in line behind Ani whispered in his ear, "You smell like a slave."
    Anakin raised his arm and sniffed the pit. I could've sworn I've bathed at least once in the past three years. Slave or not, he certainly didn't smell like someone whose accent had changed since he showered last.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi ran into Mace Windu in the halls of the Jedi Temple. Literally.
    "YO! Watch where the mufuh you goin', you mufuh mufuh!"
    "Master Windu?"
    "Oh. Sorry. Ahem." Mace took a deep breath, and restarted. "Chasing after your Padawan again, Jedi Kenobi?"
    "Yes, Master. I fear he's racing again."
    "Then you must find the race, Jedi. And put 50 credits on him for me."
    "Thank you, Master. I will, Master."
    "And Obi-Wan?"
    "Yes, Master Windu?"
    "Cut it out with this mufuh 'master' bit. It gets real old, real fast."
    "Yes, Master."


    [This message has been edited by Opie Wan Cannoli (edited 05-04-2000).]
  20. Lelila Jade Jedi Knight

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  21. jodiwent Force Ghost

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    Obi-Wan got to the crappy, smelly place, and went to buy some ACME racing wings from some guy named wylee Ki'Ote.
  22. Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus

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    What is this doing on page 54??!
  23. Mr Flay Jedi Knight

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    Alright! A duct tape thread!

    I occaisionally cover my trousers completely with duct tape. Really shiny and tight and silly. Loads of fun. I really recommend it.

    And then I went to this Moby show last week, so I covered my jumpsuit with duct tape and electrical tape. I had a lot of attention paid me that night.
  24. maestrino Jedi Master

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    Feb 12, 2000
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    "The light and the dark side of Duct tape", some personal experiences.

    The light side: I fixed my beloved shoes with it for many a year.

    The dark side: Once in a school production, the drummer, who is as much a fan of duct tape as I think Jay is, threw a roll of it to the bari saxophonist in order to fix something, I forget what. But instead of hitting the bari saxophonist's hand, it hit the bari sax. This consequently made a bloody huge dent in it.

    Beware and revere the duct tape!
  25. Jay Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 1, 1998
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    Duct Tape is a powerful tool, that's why I try to enlighten people. I don't want the power of Duct Tape to fall into the wrong hands.
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