Dum dadaaaaaaaaa!

I come for your daughter chuck!

 

Sorry Grieyls, the daughter chucking took place last week

 

I like the Icon
But who left the door open last night!!

 

I'll see your son and raise you a grandma

 

ill see your grandma and raise you a menagerie of pets.

 

I'll see your menagerie of pets and raise you a Derek Griffiths

 

//checks cards

I'll see your derek griffiths and raise you a public service announcement

(charlie says never play cards with the big boys as concrete shoes dont go with ginger fur)

 

// takes a swig of whisky

// chews on 'gar

I'll see your public service announcement and raise you a force nine gust (pardon me)

 

Well I'll see your derek griffiths and the public service announcement

And I'll raise you a Tony Hart

 

//eyes room furtivley

//counts chips

//shuffles cards in hand

 

Ill see youre Tony Hart
and raise you the Queen Mum...

 

I'm out..

 

// mops brow

I'll see your Tony Hart and raise you a Vera Duckworth

 

ill call, what you got?

i got 7 rainbows, a rotten bannana and a rhino

 

Are we playing for kittens?

 

I gotta triple yukka plant flush...

 

its close.

 

Ive got, Bill, Ben, Weed, Bungle and a Zippy, oh and a George...

 

the invisible man wins it with a hand of nowt.

 

// slams cards on table

// knocks chips on floor

 

Deal me in for the next game

 

Well that's a first, hope the cards of pictures of flowers on them.

 

Er yes. Bluebells. Inspired by your helmet, sir.

 

Excellent, right then, so who's deal is it anyway?

 

Deal me in.

I put in a Bruce Forsyth.