E-Striptease for my female (and maybe some male) fans!

As requested here

*starts playing music and shaking booty*

 

I'm just gonna go in this other room here and gouge out my eyes Oedipus style.

 

*takes off sock*

(the other sock)

 

Uh-huh... sukes, you left your Playgirl in the bathroom this morning..

 

*shakes booty some more while waiting for more requests from the JCC*

 

*tears open vest, baring chest for all*

 

*does cool magic trick and pulls boxer-briefs free while keeping the leather chaps on*

 

*twirls boxer-briefs in the air before throwing them to the crowd*


WHOEVER CATCHES IT GETS A PRIVATE DANCE!

 

Ok, all! Show's over!

*music stops*

Ophelia wins the private dance. (poor girl )

 

i missed the show

 

can i do a show!

 

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That's a big negative there, good buddy. You do that, and we're gonna have Smokies all over our asses, roger and out.

 

well u dont have to see it asg

 

I hope this gets a DVD release cus I missed the live show.

 

can i give u a show?

 

Kitty, you should be asked... if you have to continually offer, then it should be fairly obvious that the answer will be "no" , you think?

 

you dont know that yo.

 

Yeah, you do know.

 

DVD release later tonight.

 

*prays that harpster didn't find her picture between pages 22 and 23*

 

Region 2? Or will I have to pay fo an import?

 

There are DVD EXTRAS, too.


-JR