Beyond - Legends EBS: Ewok Babysitting Service(replies 10/22)

Title:EBS: Ewok Babysitting Service
Author: ladylaurel18
Characters:Wes Janson, Jacen and Jaina Solo, Threepio
Genre:Humor
Timeframe:shortly after DE
Summary:Do I really need to elaborate on the title?
Disclaimer: Not mine, I just play with them.
Notes: I blame Z. Zonoma, it's all your fault that I get to practice banter and humor in general. You are a wonderful master!


Wes Janson stared at the holo in front of him, doing a passable imitation of a fish.

?Wes?? Han Solo waved his hand in an attempt to get the Rogue?s attention. ?Wes, you still with me??

?Yeah ? could you repeat that again??

Han rolled his eyes. ?I need you to babysit Jacen and Jaina for a few weeks.?

?Babysit. Weeks.? Wes ran a hand through his hair. ?Solo, are you sure you don?t smoke any of that spice you smuggle??

The annoyance turned into a glare.

?Alright, alright, don?t get your panties in a bunch.? This was not good. ?Why are you asking me? Wedge is around here somewhere, I?m sure he?d help.?

?Wedge has an entire planet to rebuild. You don?t.?

Wes searched for another name ? Wedge couldn?t be the only other viable babysitter on this rock. ?Mara Jade? What about her? Or Lando? Talon Karrde? Maybe-?

?Off-planet, all of them.?

Wes?s shoulders sagged. ?Fine. When do you want me to come over??

?Now.?

Figures.

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?Explain why I agreed to this insanity again?? Leia Organa Solo demanded, throwing the last of her clothes into the suitcase.

?Because Luke needs our help and the kids aren?t allowed to save the galaxy until they?re at least twenty?? Han, propped up against the doorway, watched her struggle with the suitcase.

?Not good enough.? She wrenched the suitcase closed.

?Wes is the only person on Coruscant that we can trust to not kidnap them who isn?t terminally busy. Unless you think Threepio is a better choice.?

?No, Han, just?? She sighed. ?I wish you had been able to convince Chewie to stay behind.?

Shrugging, Han reminded her, "He has decided that I am the one in the most danger, and," spreading his hands helplessly, " if you want to argue with a wookiee about his life debt then be my guest, Princess. Just don't expect me to stick around to pick up the pieces."

?Traitor.? Her mouth quirked with humor.

?I think I like ?scoundrel? better.?

Leia wrestled the giant suitcase off the bed and walked for the door.

He blocked her.

?Scruffy-looking nerfherder was good too.? He ginned wider, leaning in ?

And Threepio?s voice sounded from behind him.

?Excuse me, Master Han ??

?Threepio.? Han glared blasterbolts at the hapless droid. ?Haven?t you figured out by now when we don?t want to be disturbed??

?Oh dear, I -?

Leia pushed past Han. ?Threepio is just doing his job.? She set the suitcase with the rest, then turned to the flustered droid.

?What were you going to say??

?Well, Mistress Leia, I was about to inform you that you had a visitor. An ewok, if I am not mistaken, though ??

?It?s Wes. Let him in, Threepio. We?re expecting him.?

The droid shuffled off. ?Nobody ever tells me anything.?

 

We all get to stretch muscles we are not used to exercising sometimes, Laura! And you are off to an excellent start.

?Scruffy-looking nerfherder was good too.? He ginned wider, leaning in ?

I'll have to send Leah over here. H/L mush is right up her alley! I love it.

 

Very cute LL18.

I'm liking Han alot here.

?Scruffy-looking nerfherder was good too.? He ginned wider, leaning in ?

And Threepio?s voice sounded from behind him.

?Excuse me, Master Han ??

?Threepio.? Han glared blasterbolts at the hapless droid. ?Haven?t you figured out by now when we don?t want to be disturbed??

Simply priceless.

And Wes showing up in an Ewok costume makes this sound like it's going to be a blast.

Poor Wes. I can only imagine what babysitting a little Han replica and Leia replica will do to him.

Great start.

 

Wes babysitting kids can never end well. Hopefully Wedge will stop in every once in awhile to make sure they haven't burnt down the apartment Great start!

 

Did someone say H/L Mush?

LL18 you're off to a great start - though I have the feeling poor Wes is getting in over his head. Can't wait to see more.

 

Off to a wonderful start LL18!

?I need you to babysit Jacen and Jaina for a few weeks.?
OMW those poor kids... or is it poor Janson?

?Babysit. Weeks.? Wes ran a hand through his hair.
Yeah, it's poor Janson

?Solo, are you sure you don?t smoke any of that spice you smuggle??
I was wondering the same thing...

?Explain why I agreed to this insanity again?? Leia Organa Solo demanded
excellent quote there, very Leia-like

?Excuse me, Master Han ?"
classic C-3PO. Always interrupting.

I think you did a good job making everyone in character. I'm looking forward to your next post.

Let the insanity begin!

 

Nice start!

?Because Luke needs our help and the kids aren?t allowed to save the galaxy until they?re at least twenty?? Han, propped up against the doorway, watched her struggle with the suitcase.



?Scruffy-looking nerfherder was good too.? He ginned wider, leaning in ?
And Threepio?s voice sounded from behind him.
?Excuse me, Master Han ??
?Threepio.? Han glared blasterbolts at the hapless droid. ?Haven?t you figured out by now when we don?t want to be disturbed??

Threepio, Threepio, Threepio.

?Well, Mistress Leia, I was about to inform you that you had a visitor. An ewok, if I am not mistaken, though ??

Can't wait to see where this goes!

 

Psst... it's Janson not Jansen.

Heh. Why everyone decides to leave the twins with Wes is beyond me. Perfect recipe for mayhem though. Great job!

 

The twins being babysat by an Ewok?

that should be interesting.

Great start!!

 

Awww.... That was really cute!

 

Sounds interesting so far!

 

Hehe, this is hilarious, LL18. I'm looking forward to seeing more from you!

KT

 

Awww, it's adorable.

I love the title, by the way. Makes me laugh.

 

I am amazed that this got replies so fast! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Anyway, I'm writing the next post now, so hopefully it won't be a long wait.

Master Z

Thank you. And I suppose it would look bad the Padawan of the Master of Snark couldn't occasionally write humor.

Lola

Ah, Threepio. He has this absolutely horrid sense of timing, doesn't he?

As for the ewok costume...well, you'll see.

Wyn

yes, Wes + kids = havoc. Burning things down? We'll see. Wedge *might* make an appearance. Maybe.

IEJ

It wasn't supposed to be mush when I started writing it! Leia was annoyed, and then Han did his thing and Leia snarked right back and...those two are just completely hopeless.

Princess

I'm sure the Janson and the twins will drive each up the walls.

And after looking at that Leia quote for a while, I think I want to put it in my signature. Fanfic is insane, it applies...

Thank you very much.

Jedi_of_ennth

Yeah, the twenty cutoff didn't actually last. Silly NJO.

Threepio needs a programming update, I don't think he's changed in *any* of the books.

And I'm working on it, I promise!

Jaya Solo

Thanks for catching that. And as for the popularity of leaving Jansen with the twins...nah, I won't tell.

Thank you!

KELIA

Yep. I'm currently having some silly ewok bunnies, actually... *pulls up word to write them down*

Thanks!

VaderLVR

Hey look, a mod!

Thank you.

Rosh Penin

Hope it stays interesting...

KT

Thank you Kt, I'm glad you like it.

Healer Leona

Another moddess! Thank you.

Like the sig, btw. Jayne is awesome.

Idrelle Miocovani

The title is completely Z's creation. She fired it off and I pounced. And laughter is what I'm going for. *grin*


alright, off to work on that update...

 

Very nice