They have a thread like this on the EU board, but I haven't read any of the books so I can't play. I haven't seen one like this around here, so here goes: Leia: Alderaan is peaceful, we have no weapons--which is too @##*$%& bad because some would come in REALLY HANDY RIGHT NOW!! Obi-Wan: A Jedi uses the Force for defense, never for attack. And to get really good deals at tag sales--but mostly for defense. Vader: Luke . . . I am your father. Luke: YESSSSS! Emperor: You . . . like your father . . . are now wearing a fetching jumpsuit in ever-so-slimming basic black. Obi-Wan: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy . . . but if you ever do, would you call me? Vader: You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a--awww, I can't stand it, you're just so cute!! Who's Daddy's widdle pwincess?! Obi-Wan: You want to sell me death sticks. Then of course there's a musical edit we'll never see--"Dueling Banjos Of the Fates."