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Edits We'll Never See In Any Special Edition

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by poor yorick, Sep 3, 2002.

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  1. jaja7799

    jaja7799 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jar Jar: Oi Oi Yousa save me!

    (Qui gon walks over and cuts of his head)

    Qui Gon: I dont have time for this @#%$!
     
  2. White_Knight_ES1

    White_Knight_ES1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Jar Jar travel through the planet's core.

    Qui-Gon: Don't worry, the Force will guide us.

    Jar Jar: Ohh, maxi big the Force.

    Obi-Wan: (decapitates Jar Jar with his lightsaber) I'm sorry master, it wasn't his place to disagree about the Force.

    Qui-Gon: You're a much wiser man than I am.
     
  3. Quixotic-Sith

    Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    QGJ: I'm taking this people to Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.
     
  4. QuiGonTim

    QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Droid: where are you taking them?

    QGJ: Orange.

    Droid: What. That.. ahh dose not compute.

    QGJ: Orange you glad I didn't say corusant?

     
  5. LeeKenobi

    LeeKenobi Jedi Knight star 6

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    Artoo using his electro-shocker arm on Jar Jar.
     
  6. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Padme added into ROTJ :(
     
  7. Grizham1

    Grizham1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jun 5, 2001
    jaja your not funny, jar jar is the best character in the entire starwars saga, what would starwars be without him ,I don't know, easily the most worthless are the younglings.
     
  8. kirby2112

    kirby2112 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    These are just hilarious...here's a couple:

    Luke: He told me enough. He told me YOU killed him.

    Vader: No. . . I am your father...

    Luke: Sweet! Let me try on your mask!

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    Ben: that's no moon

    /turns around and pulls his pants down to han

    Ben: Now, THAT'S a moon!

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    Stormtrooper: Look, sir. Droids. . . And they're circusized!

     
  9. Grizham1

    Grizham1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    An edit that will never see the light of day

    Pan to Mace Windu looking for his lightsaber

    Obi-wan: Which one is your's Master Windu?

    Windu: It's the one that says Bad Mother F#$%^A on it.
     
  10. lumberjedi

    lumberjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Aug 17, 2002
    sadly, jar jar in more scenes :( its so sad, he is the cutest most pleasant character!
     
  11. LeeKenobi

    LeeKenobi Jedi Knight star 6

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    Aug 13, 2002
    Jar Jar and the Rancor.
    (give the people what they want!)
     
  12. lumberjedi

    lumberjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Lee and the Rancor!
    (give the jarists what they want!)
     
  13. LeeKenobi

    LeeKenobi Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ah, he's not so tough.
    Luke could beat him.
    (minus the Force, if you notice)
     
  14. lumberjedi

    lumberjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    luke would be to busy whining, "i dont wanna fight the gungan, i was gonna go to Tosche Station!"
     
  15. White_Knight_ES1

    White_Knight_ES1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jar Jar in the execution arena, and without Jedi or clonetrooper intervention.
     
  16. Greesha

    Greesha Jedi Youngling star 3

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  17. LeeKenobi

    LeeKenobi Jedi Knight star 6

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    ANH's Alternate Ending:

    Wedge orders Luke out of the Death Star trench and blows it up himself, with Han's help.
    Wedge Han and Chewie all get medals, while Luke is lost out somewhere in the crowd.
     
  18. White_Knight_ES1

    White_Knight_ES1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Mar 25, 2002
    Padme actually stays in the gunship and enters the hangar with Obi-Wan and Anakin. After the dynamic duo go down for the count, she gets cut down by Dooku while having her blaster shots harmlessly deflected.

    Guess George had a good idea by having her fall out after all.
     
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