Edits We'll Never See In Any Special Edition

Jar Jar: Oi Oi Yousa save me!

(Qui gon walks over and cuts of his head)

Qui Gon: I dont have time for this @#%$!

Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Jar Jar travel through the planet's core.

Qui-Gon: Don't worry, the Force will guide us.

Jar Jar: Ohh, maxi big the Force.

Obi-Wan: (decapitates Jar Jar with his lightsaber) I'm sorry master, it wasn't his place to disagree about the Force.

Qui-Gon: You're a much wiser man than I am.

QGJ: I'm taking this people to Coruscant.

Droid: Where are you taking them?

QGJ: To Coruscant.

Droid: Where are you taking them?

QGJ: To Coruscant.

Droid: Where are you taking them?

QGJ: To Coruscant.

Droid: Where are you taking them?

QGJ: To Coruscant.

Droid: Where are you taking them?

QGJ: To Coruscant.

Droid: Where are you taking them?

QGJ: To Coruscant.

Droid: Where are you taking them?

QGJ: To Coruscant.

Droid: where are you taking them?

QGJ: Orange.

Droid: What. That.. ahh dose not compute.

QGJ: Orange you glad I didn't say corusant?

Artoo using his electro-shocker arm on Jar Jar.

Padme added into ROTJ

jaja your not funny, jar jar is the best character in the entire starwars saga, what would starwars be without him ,I don't know, easily the most worthless are the younglings.

These are just hilarious...here's a couple:

Luke: He told me enough. He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No. . . I am your father...

Luke: Sweet! Let me try on your mask!

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Ben: that's no moon

/turns around and pulls his pants down to han

Ben: Now, THAT'S a moon!

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Stormtrooper: Look, sir. Droids. . . And they're circusized!

An edit that will never see the light of day

Pan to Mace Windu looking for his lightsaber

Obi-wan: Which one is your's Master Windu?

Windu: It's the one that says Bad Mother F#$%^A on it.

sadly, jar jar in more scenes its so sad, he is the cutest most pleasant character!

Jar Jar and the Rancor.
(give the people what they want!)

Lee and the Rancor!
(give the jarists what they want!)

Ah, he's not so tough.
Luke could beat him.
(minus the Force, if you notice)

luke would be to busy whining, "i dont wanna fight the gungan, i was gonna go to Tosche Station!"

Jar Jar in the execution arena, and without Jedi or clonetrooper intervention.

LOL!

ANH's Alternate Ending:

Wedge orders Luke out of the Death Star trench and blows it up himself, with Han's help.
Wedge Han and Chewie all get medals, while Luke is lost out somewhere in the crowd.

Padme actually stays in the gunship and enters the hangar with Obi-Wan and Anakin. After the dynamic duo go down for the count, she gets cut down by Dooku while having her blaster shots harmlessly deflected.

Guess George had a good idea by having her fall out after all.