Edits We'll Never See In Any Special Edition

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  1. jaja7799 Jedi Knight

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    Jul 29, 2002
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    Jar Jar: Oi Oi Yousa save me!

    (Qui gon walks over and cuts of his head)

    Qui Gon: I dont have time for this @#%$!
  2. White_Knight_ES1 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 25, 2002
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    Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Jar Jar travel through the planet's core.

    Qui-Gon: Don't worry, the Force will guide us.

    Jar Jar: Ohh, maxi big the Force.

    Obi-Wan: (decapitates Jar Jar with his lightsaber) I'm sorry master, it wasn't his place to disagree about the Force.

    Qui-Gon: You're a much wiser man than I am.
  3. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    QGJ: I'm taking this people to Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.

    Droid: Where are you taking them?

    QGJ: To Coruscant.
  4. QuiGonTim Jedi Master

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    Jan 29, 2002
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    Droid: where are you taking them?

    QGJ: Orange.

    Droid: What. That.. ahh dose not compute.

    QGJ: Orange you glad I didn't say corusant?

  5. LeeKenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 13, 2002
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    Artoo using his electro-shocker arm on Jar Jar.
  6. jedi_master_ousley Manager Emeritus

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    Jun 14, 2002
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  7. Grizham1 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 5, 2001
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    jaja your not funny, jar jar is the best character in the entire starwars saga, what would starwars be without him ,I don't know, easily the most worthless are the younglings.
  8. kirby2112 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 4, 2002
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    These are just hilarious...here's a couple:

    Luke: He told me enough. He told me YOU killed him.

    Vader: No. . . I am your father...

    Luke: Sweet! Let me try on your mask!

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    Ben: that's no moon

    /turns around and pulls his pants down to han

    Ben: Now, THAT'S a moon!

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    Stormtrooper: Look, sir. Droids. . . And they're circusized!

  9. Grizham1 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 5, 2001
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    An edit that will never see the light of day

    Pan to Mace Windu looking for his lightsaber

    Obi-wan: Which one is your's Master Windu?

    Windu: It's the one that says Bad Mother F#$%^A on it.
  10. lumberjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 17, 2002
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    sadly, jar jar in more scenes :( its so sad, he is the cutest most pleasant character!
  11. LeeKenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    Jar Jar and the Rancor.
    (give the people what they want!)
  12. lumberjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 17, 2002
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    Lee and the Rancor!
    (give the jarists what they want!)
  13. LeeKenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 13, 2002
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    Ah, he's not so tough.
    Luke could beat him.
    (minus the Force, if you notice)
  14. lumberjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 17, 2002
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    luke would be to busy whining, "i dont wanna fight the gungan, i was gonna go to Tosche Station!"
  15. White_Knight_ES1 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 25, 2002
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    Jar Jar in the execution arena, and without Jedi or clonetrooper intervention.
  16. Greesha Jedi Knight

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    Mar 4, 2002
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  17. LeeKenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    ANH's Alternate Ending:

    Wedge orders Luke out of the Death Star trench and blows it up himself, with Han's help.
    Wedge Han and Chewie all get medals, while Luke is lost out somewhere in the crowd.
  18. White_Knight_ES1 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 25, 2002
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    Padme actually stays in the gunship and enters the hangar with Obi-Wan and Anakin. After the dynamic duo go down for the count, she gets cut down by Dooku while having her blaster shots harmlessly deflected.

    Guess George had a good idea by having her fall out after all.
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