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Discussion in 'Scotland' started by MrDankDonk, Nov 24, 2003.

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  1. MrDankDonk Jedi Master

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    predictions:

    1) rugby hooliganism quadruples in a matter of months

    2) Johnny Wilkinson features in Hello magazine within same timeframe.

    3) Johnny Wilkinson marries member of Girls Aloud

    4) Within the next year, Johnny Wilkinson takes out injunction against The Sun to prevent publication of photos of him and his burd naked on the beach at St Tropez

    5) English sports commentators finally, at long last, stop banging on about 1966 at every opportunity, and start banging on about 2003 instead.

    6) Australia absolutely cuff England next time round
  2. AngelaJade Jedi Youngling

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    [face_laugh]

    3) Johnny Wilkinson marries member of Girls Aloud


    Surely even HE doesn't deserve that!
  3. MrDankDonk Jedi Master

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    Rugby shock !

    It is alleged that one of the English rugby players failed a drugs test yesterday.
    If positive, under World Rugby Federation rules, para 6 sub section 2e, England will forfeit the rugby world cup andAustralia will retain the crown.


    Carlsberg don't make e-mails but if they did this would probably be the best e-mail in the world.
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