Eggs Benedict are more civilized than pancakes and waffles will ever be

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by GrandAdmiralJello, Mar 24, 2008.

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  1. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    I understand this is a controversial position to take, but I feel that it is my duty and obligation to educate the masses.

    Keep in mind, though, that there are those cheap counterfeits floating around. Even nice dishes can be ruined by banal mediocrity.

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  2. mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA

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    Eggs Benedict tastes like warmed over foot fungus with yellow liquid puss topping junk. [face_sick]

    WAFFLES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Dark_Jedi_Kenobi Manager Emeritus

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    Eggs Benedict are traitors and I will never eat them.
  4. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    You'll all rue the day you said that.
  5. Grand_Admiral_Grant Ex-Mod

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  6. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    I will support eggs benedict since you're supporting my french toast. Though they look a little gross, not gonna lie.
  7. Dark_Jedi_Kenobi Manager Emeritus

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    Grant this is a serious discussion of an inferior (that's right Jello, inferior) breakfast option. Please contribute to the eggs-bashing or refrain from posting. Thanks. :)
  8. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    I'm not sure I appreciate your tone. I've more experience with breakfast than you ever will.
  9. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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  10. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

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    I agree with Jello on this issue


    Even if his example looks like boobies.


  11. Everton Chosen One

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    I once found myself sitting directly behind an extremely rowdy Eggs Benedict in a cinema. The bastard totally ruined my enjoyment of the film. I'm not saying they're all like that, but I do think this thread is trying to polarize what is infact an extremely complex situation.

    Incidentally, there was a Pancake sat behind me and to my left. It was courteous throughout. Just sayin'.
  12. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Everton, I think that is a slanderous falsehood obviously made up to make pancakes look better than they really are.

    You mean especially if, right?
  13. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Too rich for my blood...
  14. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Eggs benedict, good enough for me and Julia Roberts! EB FTW!

    No, seriously, I eat them before all special occasions.
  15. Layren Force Ghost

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  16. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    EEP! An Eggs Benedict Arnold!
  17. hudzu Chosen One

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  18. tom Chosen One

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    eggs benedict is the breakfast of pretentious snobs. mods lock this heresy.
  19. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    TAKE IT TO THE EGGS BENEDICT FORUM, BUDDY!!

    OH NO. YOU CAN'T.
    BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ONE!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!


    -JR :)
  20. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    *passes out at the sight of an Egg McAbomination.* There's no hollandaise sauce!
  21. Emperor_Time Force Ghost

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    Same for me. [face_hypnotized]
  22. hudzu Chosen One

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  23. Andalite-Bandit Jedi Master

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    I have never had the food eggs benedict.
  24. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Wow, spamming eggs benedict. There's gotta be some kind of irony there.
  25. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    You'll never shut us down!
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