Saga Emperor Palpatine's True Side, A Look at His Blog. *UPDATE 7/30/05*

I knew it! Vader's a kitten kicker! Or at least thrower.. Now that's evil!

Can't wait for Palps to call him out on it!

 

Page 7! Thank you all for your support! I shall commemerate (sp) this day with photobucket!


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-The Scummy-

 

Poor Fuzzy!

It will be fun to see how Vader handles this, though. Keep up the good work!

 

Subject: Kitty Caper Part II
Security: Public
Mood: Angry, yet amused


I just got back from that boring meeting, it is time to watch my Vader recording, meh, I'll be right back, gonna pop some pop corn.

Ok I am back, hm, interesting, Vader seems to have gotten me a new cat... it is orange though, how is he going to expect me to fall for that?! ... is that spray-paint?! He is painting the cat! Wow, Vader is a moron, hm, Vader seems to be getting frustrated, I think he just now realized he got the wrong breed... wonder what he will do to the cat now that he doesn?t need it, no matter, anyway, my shuttle is leaving soon. I will consider this a test, if Vader succeeds in covering it up I will let im off the hook, but if he fails...

Well I am off, I will finish this entry after I get done with my apprentice.

Ok, I am back, I just got done talking with him and I almost fell over laughing, he actually tried to pull it off. I had walked in to my room and instantly asked to see Fuzzy, he said the cat was asleep.

I walked over and saw a cat on my office desk, I silently chuckled wondering how Vader thought I wouldn't notice, Vader suddenly stood up and said he wanted to give the cat a treat, he quickly threw the treat out the window, the cat quickly jumped out as well, Vader then made a shocked "Oops" and apologized.

I was trying hard not to laugh at this point, I then handed him the disk containing the security tapes and walked off chuckling.

Wonder what he will do once he watches them.

Palps Out

Posted by Emperor Palpatine 5:03 Standard Time

Please post what you think, I did not think I did as well on this update as I should of.

-The Scummy-

 

ROFLMFAO Got shades of "Meet the Parents" there. Great update, can't wait to see if you show Vader's reaction to the security recordings.

 

lol. That was a good one.

 

Aww poor kitty...wow such a shock, from Vader's 'Letter to the Galaxy' on FF.Net you would think he would at least go down a few floors before tossing the kitty, oh no kitties. Yeah my cat and I were reading it together and Simba didn't like it too much, even though Palpy and Vader are the two um 'people'...? he looks up to most...go figure.
MOIA7

 

ROFL... Now that is good... What crazy misadventures will Vadar get into next week? I'd hate to see what happens when he goes to Sith School...

 

This made me laugh as always. Great job, former padawan. It's good to see that you can do well on your own.

 

Vader suddenly stood up and said he wanted to give the cat a treat, he quickly threw the treat out the window, the cat quickly jumped out as well, Vader then made a shocked "Oops" and apologized.

Personally I think Palps should be impressed. That's some pretty quick thinking for being in a high stressful situation!

Fantastic Scummy!

 

*Delurks in a shimmer of residual lurking bleed*

LOL. I can see this happening with my mom's cat. No glitterstim in the food dish? This entry reminds me of a (gag) book I used to have, called "How to KILL Your Girlfriend's Cat". All of these are hillarious.

 

Well, that's one thing about Vader...he sure is creative!

Awesome post!

 

Lol! Poor kitties...

 

next....palpy goes to church? and then palpy goes to confession?

 

Subject: Lord Furry
Security Public:
Mood: Bored

I decided to go down to the street and search for poor Fuzzy's remains. I want to give him a proper ceremony. But you can imagine how shocked I was when I found him alive!

So instantly I turn too my Stormtrooper escort and told one of them too fetch a med team. A mere ten minutes later they arrived. They sealed off the area making sure no unauthorized traffic entered the street. Then they went to work.

First they replaced his tiny little broken legs. (Curse that Vader!) with mechanical ones. Then they replaced a crushed lung or two. Unfortunately they had to encase him in a suit and respirater to be him alive, reminds me of back on Mustofar with Vader. Anyway, when they turned him on nothing happened for a moment. "Lord Fuzzy!" I bellowed. *meow* "Riiiiiise!" And you know what? He did! Imagine my relief? It worked! Instantly I bent down and touched my cane to the cats shoulder. He had proven himself today.

"Fuzzy?" I said, the cat looked very solemn (and very cool also, what with the ominous breathing and all.) "I now deem you, Darth Furry." The cat just cocked his head at me and lay down. That would not do. So I pulled him too his feet and told him we were visiting Vader.

After about a ten minute speeder ride we arrived at his tower. He was their of course flaunting his whole 'ominous aura' as he calls it. Anyway, As soon as Vader saw Furry. He dropped an expensive vase he was holding. "What is this!?" He demanded pointing at the cat. "Why, this is Lord Furry, he was once Fuzzy, until you threw him out a window!" I replied, Oho, that got em. He still smarts from me showing him those security tapes. After my work there was done I walked out with Furry. Maybe a ball of yarn would do him good.

Palps Out

Posted by Emperor Palpatine 6:26 Standard Time

-The Scummy-

 

Yay for Darth Furry! But... Vader has to preserve the "rule of two".

 

hilarious. next...palpatine goes to church!!Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

 

Aha, so now Vader's got a rival. That cat could be a mini-Vader!

 

lol, Darth Fuzzy! Lovin it!

 

See, Vader should never have thrown that cat out the window. Now he has some Sithly competition. Maybe that will teach him about being cruel to animals!

 

*can't breathe from laughing*

Vader better watch out. Lord Furry might try and get revenge.

Hilarious!

 

That was just too funny! keep up the good work!

Hey I'm a wrestling fan, and I would love it if you did one where Vader and Palpatine are a bad tag team, who use the dark side to win matches when the referee is knocked out. Please!

 

Darth Furry!!

Classic!!

 

I have to go change my underwear now because I officially just peed my pants laughing so hard at this whole Emperor's blog, especially Darth Furry! j/k but I want Lord Furry to be a mini-me of Vader that would be so cool.

 

HAHAHAH!! Darth Furry!!