Senate Ender Sai confirms what is, and what is not, a sandwich

Guys as a legally invalid descendent of John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, I am expertly qualified to confirm what is, and more importantly, what is not a sandwich.

Firstly, the only legally valid options here are the structural purist, ingredient neutral options.



Everything else is verifiably not a sandwich and you're a dangerous heathen for thinking so.

If you are unsure, because many are confused by the ironic term "ice cream sandwich", post your questions here and I will expertly confirm or deny its sandwichosity.

 

Ingredient Purist, Structural Neutral.

The only correct answer.

 

Vivec is swimming in sadness atm

 

Business as usual, then?

 

I believe Vivec is NOT a sandwich.

 

Incorrect. It's a single piece of bread. Montagu, envisioning his great creation, asked for meat to be brought between - though he probably said "betwixt" - two pieces of bread.

VERDICT: A sub is not a sandwich. It's a roll.

@Diggy - if a red head is doing it, proof it's wrong. Whatever it is.

 

RADICAL SANDWICH ANARCHY

 

by ender's definition we are all a sandwich, guys.

 

Do not despair, you are loved, @Lord Vivec

I am almost certain that is true.

 

the earth is not an ingredient!

 

Funny. It's how I pictured you as I read the post

 

I agree with Ender on this matter.


All other options are just shams of mockeries of mockeries of shams

 

This is why no one likes you.

 

Might be wise to bring up I am banned from my local Subway for complaining for not getting a real sandiwch.

 

Iconoclasm is its own reward.

 

Subway. Pedophile/foot long joke.

 

Subway call their drones "sandwich technicians", or something, right?

You can't buy legitimacy, and it's not a sandwich Subway. Stop it.

I mean, if you get a bread roll and have bacon and eggs in it, it's a great meal that offends some religions AND vegans, but it's not a ****ing sandwich.

 

i'm just trying to imagine choosing subway as my dining option but being unaware of what a sub sandwich is.

 

Careful with that king of language around these parts.

 

I prefer the term 'heathens'

 

What have I started

 

Thank you for correcting your thinking so quickly. I'll spare you when the time comes.