JCC Ender Sigh rags on 'Murica

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Hey! AMERICA! What's with your cars? They're not as good as German ones!

    HEY AMERICA. Why are your serving sizes so big? Sure, we're seeing lots of other countries classed as obese, but in 'Murica, you see people who look like they swallowed two other overweight people. Maybe your overly generous helpings of food contribute to this.

    HEY AMERICA. Why do you go around shooting each other? Seriously, stop it. It's not ok and someone could get hurt.

    <more to come>
  2. harpua Chosen One

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    Awesome thread idea, butthole.
  3. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Hay mods, can you please change the title to "harpua [tm] presents: Ender Sigh rags on Murica"?

    Then send her some salve for the butthurt.
    Last edited by Ender Sai, Sep 16, 2013
  4. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    You should do stand up with a goofy Russian accent.
  5. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Hey man, I do some quality accents. South African, Russian, German, English, French. Gay Spanish.

    Which now I think about it, is basically just Spanish. Sorry Daveeed.

    Oh and really strong Australian. I actually hate how a large chunk of my country speaks.

    True story.
  6. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    kid tested, rogue ten approved
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  7. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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  8. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    I plan on following this thread. But not with the button, 'cause I don't really do that
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  9. MrZAP Force Ghost

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    You forgot how we're all Bible-thumping cowboys who don't know geography, think the lib'ral media and colleges are ruining our society, and believe the Cold War is still on.
    Last edited by MrZAP, Sep 16, 2013
  10. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit mod AWAY

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    Certainly sounds like Ender's on the rag.
  11. harpua Chosen One

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  12. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    [IMG]

    (Ender's flow face)

    It's ok, Ender, the flow will stop eventually!
  13. hudzu Chosen One

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    ender tell me more about america
  14. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    HEY MR ZAMERICA. WHAT DID I SAY IN THE FIRST POST?

    Why are Americans always impatient? You're always in a rush, which makes no sense because America.

    Jacen; it's a mythical land which has created a bunch of cults religions like Scienlology and Moronism. People there are very superficial and eat more food on one plate than all of Africa eats in a century. Plus it's deep fried and ****.

    Americans drive big stupid cars that aren't fuel efficient and look like a rhinoceros raped a warehouse.

    They use a system of measurement which was abandoned at roughly the same time the broadsword was; and can't speak English.

    Sport in America is a confusing affair, with none of them being any good except basketball. Baseball is cricket for the ADHD crowd and American football takes all the grace and tactics of rugby union and puts them to one side to emphasise homo-eroticism.

    Because Americans have pitiful attention spans they can only watch motorsports where cars go in a straight line or a circle. Anything else causes them to fall asleep and talk to Jesus.
  15. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    no, ender is tim roth in Rob Roy

    [IMG]

    perfect blend of foppishness, cruelty, and deadliness
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Sep 17, 2013
  16. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Here's Ender performing a musical number with his mates.

    Last edited by Darth Guy, Sep 17, 2013
  17. Frank T. Force Ghost

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    Tell us something we don't know
  18. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Dear immigration agents:

    I do not condone or approve of this thread.

    Yours,
    David
  19. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Do you have any communist sympathies?

    Have you ever visited the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia?

    *The questionnaire, like American attitudes toward immigrants, hasn't been updated since 1957.
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  20. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    And yet you love American movies like James Bond, and American cars like Ferraris.
  21. yankee8255 Chosen One

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    Daveed, if, post-nuptials, you have time to kill waiting for your visa application to be processed. , I've heard backpacking with your new bride in Central Asia is awesome. Especially if she's preggers.
  22. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Central Asia? Americans don't have maps...
  23. yankee8255 Chosen One

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    Yeah, but Daveed isn't an American, yet.
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  24. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    We do, we just can't read them.
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  25. yankee8255 Chosen One

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