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JCC Ender Sigh rags on 'Murica

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Hey! AMERICA! What's with your cars? They're not as good as German ones!

    HEY AMERICA. Why are your serving sizes so big? Sure, we're seeing lots of other countries classed as obese, but in 'Murica, you see people who look like they swallowed two other overweight people. Maybe your overly generous helpings of food contribute to this.

    HEY AMERICA. Why do you go around shooting each other? Seriously, stop it. It's not ok and someone could get hurt.

    <more to come>
     
  2. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Awesome thread idea, butthole.
     
  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Hay mods, can you please change the title to "harpua [tm] presents: Ender Sigh rags on Murica"?

    Then send her some salve for the butthurt.
     
  4. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    You should do stand up with a goofy Russian accent.
     
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  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Hey man, I do some quality accents. South African, Russian, German, English, French. Gay Spanish.

    Which now I think about it, is basically just Spanish. Sorry Daveeed.

    Oh and really strong Australian. I actually hate how a large chunk of my country speaks.

    True story.
     
  6. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    kid tested, rogue ten approved
     
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  7. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

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  8. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I plan on following this thread. But not with the button, 'cause I don't really do that
     
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  9. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    You forgot how we're all Bible-thumping cowboys who don't know geography, think the lib'ral media and colleges are ruining our society, and believe the Cold War is still on.
     
  10. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Certainly sounds like Ender's on the rag.
     
  11. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Super heavy flow day, too.
     
  12. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    [​IMG]

    (Ender's flow face)

    It's ok, Ender, the flow will stop eventually!
     
  13. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    ender tell me more about america
     
  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    HEY MR ZAMERICA. WHAT DID I SAY IN THE FIRST POST?

    Why are Americans always impatient? You're always in a rush, which makes no sense because America.

    Jacen; it's a mythical land which has created a bunch of cults religions like Scienlology and Moronism. People there are very superficial and eat more food on one plate than all of Africa eats in a century. Plus it's deep fried and ****.

    Americans drive big stupid cars that aren't fuel efficient and look like a rhinoceros raped a warehouse.

    They use a system of measurement which was abandoned at roughly the same time the broadsword was; and can't speak English.

    Sport in America is a confusing affair, with none of them being any good except basketball. Baseball is cricket for the ADHD crowd and American football takes all the grace and tactics of rugby union and puts them to one side to emphasise homo-eroticism.

    Because Americans have pitiful attention spans they can only watch motorsports where cars go in a straight line or a circle. Anything else causes them to fall asleep and talk to Jesus.
     
  15. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    no, ender is tim roth in Rob Roy

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    perfect blend of foppishness, cruelty, and deadliness
     
  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Here's Ender performing a musical number with his mates.

     
  17. Frank T.

    Frank T. Force Ghost star 6

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    Tell us something we don't know
     
  18. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Dear immigration agents:

    I do not condone or approve of this thread.

    Yours,
    David
     
  19. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Do you have any communist sympathies?

    Have you ever visited the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia?

    *The questionnaire, like American attitudes toward immigrants, hasn't been updated since 1957.
     
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  20. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And yet you love American movies like James Bond, and American cars like Ferraris.
     
  21. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Daveed, if, post-nuptials, you have time to kill waiting for your visa application to be processed. , I've heard backpacking with your new bride in Central Asia is awesome. Especially if she's preggers.
     
  22. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Central Asia? Americans don't have maps...
     
  23. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yeah, but Daveed isn't an American, yet.
     
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  24. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    We do, we just can't read them.
     
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  25. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    It's all CNN's fault

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