JCC Ender Sigh says: Test your brainfulness!

So is it better to walk or run in the rain?

 

Depends how fat you are.

 

And whether you're walking in Memphis. Having touched down in the land of the delta blues, in the middle of the pouring rain.

 

It also depends on if the wind is blowing, and in which direction.

 

God painted the sun red for that moment! PRAISE THAH LAWD

 

The correct answer is that the moon appears that way because of perspective, not because it's closer. However, an equally valid interpretation is that it's god threatening to throw the moon at earth for all the gays.

 

i think the real question is how'd the moon get there? you can't explain that.

 

Plainly, it's ****ing magnets. How do they work?

 

Ask a ****ing photon.

 

These vessels the Valar gave to Varda, that they might become lamps of heaven, outshining the ancient stars, being nearer to Arda; and she gave them power to traverse the lower regions of Ilmen, and set them to voyage upon appointed courses above the girdle of the Earth from the West unto the East and to return.

 

No, that sounds terrible.

The truth is, when you're the moon the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then the three-quarters, eh, no one gives a **** about him. When does he come? Two days in to the calendar month? He's useless.

Full moon.

The moon.

Main moon.

 

The moon is also an alabaster retard, and a vanilla rapist.

 

ah yes, full moon is nice. at night. in the forest. going on a killing spree

 

Pi equals 4



quod erat demonstrandum

 

An infinitely jagged curve is precisely not a smooth curve, my freshmen could tell you this.

 

I think I should stop for today. Clearly my jokes aren't getting me anywhere.

 

Oh, sorry, you'd be amazed at how often I see that presented seriously.

 

He's so bright and milky white, shining down upon the ground
He's so bright
Milky white
Shining down upon the ground.

Everybody look at the Moon
Everybody seeing the Moon
The Moon's so bright, he's milky white!
Everybody look at the moon, uh!

Hey! I did a song! Jupiter, I did a song, and you ain't got one! Heeeey!



Oh. I feel sick.

 

M-O-O-N, that spells Moon, laws yes.

 

Crappy Tumblr .gif makes it look like they're doing a strange dance.

 

Goodnight, Ender.
Goodnight, Guy.
Goodnight, Ramza.
Goodnight, pi.
Goodnight, science.
Goodnight, stuff.
Goodnight, meme face.
Goodnight. Enough.

Goodnight moon.