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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by SWNZ, Apr 28, 2001.

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  1. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    It has come to my attention that a few threads are becoming excesively violent, so...

    <Issues jazzy looking outfits to everyone in the thread, and gives everyone weird and wackey names>

    ...I'm going to use you guys to start my very own Australasian WWF. All you have to do is beat each other up, NO HOLDS BARRED and JP must ALWAYS lose.
    I have situated chairs, whacking sticks, aluminum cans, rubber chickens aswell as other paraphenalia around the thread for you to use.

    *** You may use this thread as you wish as long as innocent by standers are NOT in danger. I am the referee and sole judge of any outcomes in this thread. What I say goes. You will protect yourselves at all times. What goes on in this thread stays in this thread. You get the drift I assume***

    Let the games begin...
  2. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    First up we have a triangle match:

    Grieyls Vs JediLeia Vs JediPaul with chief interferer Mr Ewok.

    <Rings Bell>
  3. JediLeia21 Jedi Youngling

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    are u sure it's wise letting me loose in the ring , and why can't we pick on JP , it's so much fun thought :D
  4. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Oh Baby! Let the violence begin!
    Mwaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  5. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    JL: "All you have to do is beat each other up, NO HOLDS BARRED and JP must ALWAYS lose."

    Pick on anyone you want.
  6. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    Why do I ALWAYS NEED TO LOSE?, I am not impressed u know!
  7. Ghost_of_Caesar Jedi Master

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    Can I use my big mother of a flamethrower?
  8. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    I'll take you on Ghost... use your flamethrower at your discretion. I have a greater weapon, a weapon that will strike fear into the hearts of the bravest men.

    I have..

    ... a crocheted doily of death.
  9. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Nothing beats my whacking stick, stand back all and cower in the awsome might that I wield. For behold......The Whacking Stick is here......Dum dum daaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  10. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    :eek: Not the doily of death! Actually i'd like to see that :D
  11. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Hello! Man weilding powerful whacking stick here!............




    .........I don't know, it's just not as impressive anymore.
  12. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    It's because people fear the doily more
  13. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    What doily.... Oh my god! Get it away, get it away from me. <scrambles to other side of arena>
  14. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    It works like a ninja star, except for inflicting fatal stabbing wounds, it has a far more subtle effect.

    It reminds my adversary of school holidays spent at grandparents, or family friends houses and the smell of moth balls and flowery perfume. The smell brings on a suffocating throat spasm, caused by the smell memory linking to eating something you dispised as a child, like kidney.

    The challenger is brought down by their own childhood nightmare, whilst the doily waits silently on the face of my adversay for my collection.

    There is no competition.
  15. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    I challenge all comers....

    For I... am....Spartacus !!!!

    Raises fists in defiance
  17. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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  18. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    Woo Hoo I name Kahlan current FFWWF Champion. It's gonna take someone pretty fearsome to beat the doily of death.

    Please carry on...
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  20. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    Enough of your cheek Grieyls :mad: On Guard!

    Fear me for I Captain Winklebottom, thrower of 50c pieces [face_devil]
  21. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    Walks around ring slowly, spinning the doily on one finger menacingly.

    " we can take all of you!"

    "All we fear is the crack in the vinyl beneath us on the lounge chair that used to rip us and hurt us. Other than that we fear no man or lounge chair"
  22. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    <Grabs lounge chair with vinyl rip in one hand and 50c pieces in the other>

  23. JediLeia21 Jedi Youngling

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    Damn the only weapon i have is feminine charms in this arena :D
  24. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    Ha :D I laugh at your feminine charm. No Wait... Yes I laugh at your feminine charm [face_laugh]
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