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FF:QLD Enter the Coloseum.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by SWNZ, Apr 28, 2001.

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  1. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    The feminine charm does not scare me..it cannot harm me. My wings are like shields of steel. Hang on, that's someone else!

    I do fear the 50 cent pieces though!
    AAAARRRGHHHHH
  2. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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  3. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    <grabs sling shot and fire 50c pices randomly around the arena>

    It's not my fault if they hit you.

    *ping* *ping*
  4. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    Climbs up on side of arena ( are we in a colosseum or a wrestking ring?)..

    Jumps on SWNZ and sticks 50 cent pieces up his nose.
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  6. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    **We're in a wrestling ring inside the coloseum**

    What the? get those stinken aussie coins out of my nose.

    <grabs scissors (I have adult supervision) and proceeds to cut the doily>
  7. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    OKay now you've really started something boyo!

    grabs hand with scissors and smacks it repeatedly on the ground. Hey it works in the movies!!!
  8. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh STOP IT YOU"LL BREAK A NAIL.
  9. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    damn it, and I was trying to break yor hand!
  10. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    That's not a very nice thing to do.

    Whoops I think you dropped this.

    <hands half the doily back to Kahlan but it accidently slips out of my hand into her ear>
  11. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    *shakes head vigorously and dislodges doily*

    * grasps it tightly in one hans and falls to my knees*

    "WHY??!!!" "WHY?!!!"

    * a single tear falls to the red dusty ground*
  12. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    Best you clean that yellowie greenie muck off it first before you use it again. :D
  13. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    Flings the green muckie stuff at SWNZ whilst he's absorbed by the heart-wrenching scene befreo him, and crash tackles him to the ground and twists his arm behind his back.

    Makes a fake albow drop with fake noise attached and SWNZ raeacts 5 seconds later.

    ( this is supposedly like WWF isn't it?)
  14. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    No more contenders this evening.

    *Picks up both halves of doily and walk around the arena yeliing ...

    " wooohooooo.... doily's rule"
  15. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Huh? what happened? <wakes up in a daze>
  16. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    You got majorly doilyed dude and I got the old super duper ear-wax throw down and twisty elbow and had to submit. (well I went to bed, dang the 3 hour time difference)
  17. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    <Killer Ewok finally enters the area>

    Well, it would seem that I have to rely on my natural primitive fighting instincts in order to survive in here.

    <Puts on a red head-band, and brandishes the electric toothbrush>

  18. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    Hey no one said anything about battery operated weapons!
  19. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    Ahhhh, but no one said there was anything against them!
  20. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    Begons a debate about the bylaws of Star Wars Colosseum wrestling..meanwhile pulls a 14 day old overripened banana out of a secret hiding place and sqishes it all over the toothbrush!

    Hah take them apples...err bananas!
  21. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    He eh The Greatest Jedi in the Galaxy enters the Arena:D all five feet 8 of him lol :p and stuns all the competitiors in the arena by using the Force and quickly passing a law which states that for every wanton act of viloence committed in this very arena by any persons, that for every such act, the act will come back and be commited on the person who commited the act lol thus Jedi Paul wins the bout 'cos he hasn't committed any acts of violence :p

    Now that'll teach ya to be a pacafist lie moa;)

    He he operant conditioning don't ya just love it :p

  22. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    Hmmm this is an easy one to overcome JP, your big words WERE big but NOT big enough.
    As I am SOLE judge, jury and executioner in this arena I can not and will not pass your law. There will be NO appeals just put on your tights and fight you smithering little girl. Grrrrrrr <does the Hulkster around the ring>
  23. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    Kahlan..err ..Spartacus bolts into the ring, frothing at the mouth.

    "do we have new victims..I mean contestants tonight oh agreat adjudicator??!"
  24. JediLeia21 Jedi Youngling

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    alright Kahlan , do your worst
  25. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    <holds whacking stick at the ready>
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