FF:QLD Enter the Coloseum.

The feminine charm does not scare me..it cannot harm me. My wings are like shields of steel. Hang on, that's someone else!

I do fear the 50 cent pieces though!
AAAARRRGHHHHH

 

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<grabs sling shot and fire 50c pices randomly around the arena>

It's not my fault if they hit you.

*ping* *ping*

 

Climbs up on side of arena ( are we in a colosseum or a wrestking ring?)..

Jumps on SWNZ and sticks 50 cent pieces up his nose.

 

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**We're in a wrestling ring inside the coloseum**

What the? get those stinken aussie coins out of my nose.

<grabs scissors (I have adult supervision) and proceeds to cut the doily>

 

OKay now you've really started something boyo!

grabs hand with scissors and smacks it repeatedly on the ground. Hey it works in the movies!!!

 

Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh STOP IT YOU"LL BREAK A NAIL.

 

damn it, and I was trying to break yor hand!

 

That's not a very nice thing to do.

Whoops I think you dropped this.

<hands half the doily back to Kahlan but it accidently slips out of my hand into her ear>

 

*shakes head vigorously and dislodges doily*

* grasps it tightly in one hans and falls to my knees*

"WHY??!!!" "WHY?!!!"

* a single tear falls to the red dusty ground*

 

Best you clean that yellowie greenie muck off it first before you use it again.

 

Flings the green muckie stuff at SWNZ whilst he's absorbed by the heart-wrenching scene befreo him, and crash tackles him to the ground and twists his arm behind his back.

Makes a fake albow drop with fake noise attached and SWNZ raeacts 5 seconds later.

( this is supposedly like WWF isn't it?)

 

No more contenders this evening.

*Picks up both halves of doily and walk around the arena yeliing ...

" wooohooooo.... doily's rule"

 

Huh? what happened? <wakes up in a daze>

 

You got majorly doilyed dude and I got the old super duper ear-wax throw down and twisty elbow and had to submit. (well I went to bed, dang the 3 hour time difference)

 

<Killer Ewok finally enters the area>

Well, it would seem that I have to rely on my natural primitive fighting instincts in order to survive in here.

<Puts on a red head-band, and brandishes the electric toothbrush>

 

Hey no one said anything about battery operated weapons!

 

Ahhhh, but no one said there was anything against them!

 

Begons a debate about the bylaws of Star Wars Colosseum wrestling..meanwhile pulls a 14 day old overripened banana out of a secret hiding place and sqishes it all over the toothbrush!

Hah take them apples...err bananas!

 

He eh The Greatest Jedi in the Galaxy enters the Arena all five feet 8 of him lol and stuns all the competitiors in the arena by using the Force and quickly passing a law which states that for every wanton act of viloence committed in this very arena by any persons, that for every such act, the act will come back and be commited on the person who commited the act lol thus Jedi Paul wins the bout 'cos he hasn't committed any acts of violence

Now that'll teach ya to be a pacafist lie moa

He he operant conditioning don't ya just love it

 

Hmmm this is an easy one to overcome JP, your big words WERE big but NOT big enough.
As I am SOLE judge, jury and executioner in this arena I can not and will not pass your law. There will be NO appeals just put on your tights and fight you smithering little girl. Grrrrrrr <does the Hulkster around the ring>

 

Kahlan..err ..Spartacus bolts into the ring, frothing at the mouth.

"do we have new victims..I mean contestants tonight oh agreat adjudicator??!"

 

alright Kahlan , do your worst

 

<holds whacking stick at the ready>