Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by SWNZ, Apr 28, 2001.
<Resists urge to belt Grieyls over the head with his pool cue>
See, I'm learning . . .
Good for you Mr Ewok, you've taken the first step
Killer, why is that vein on top of your head throbbing like that?
Arrrrrgggghhhhh It's alive... alive!
Must . . . control . . .
*takes cover , waiting for KE to explode*
<opens trap door in the floor of the colosseum and shoves Mr Ewok in it>
It's for your own good. A little time out never hurt anyone. Just leave Mr & Mrs Tiger alone that's all.
I have a bad feeling about this.
<sounds of a titanic struggle are heard below the floor boards. Suddenly, a furry form comes flying through the trap-door, landing heavily on the other side of the Coloseum. Killer Ewok stands, with a broken pool cue in his hands>
I sure showed them!
Oh my god, he's fallen over. Quick somebody call an Ambulance!...
... Hello, anybody????
*calls ambulance* we have an emergency an ewok has passed out
<Paces up and down the Coloseum> Damn these emergency vehicles take a long time to get here. Sweety are you sure you called the right people?
Unfortunately I couldn't let them in, I didn't want tyre marks all over my colosseum floor. Besides they weren't willing to pay the entry fee.
<Offers wet flannel>
Fair enough <takes wet flannel and wipes face> Thanks dude.
No problem man. Give it to that animal over yonder when you're finished, he looks as though he could use a wash.
What, oh yeah right. <flings flannel over to killer, lands splat on his chest> Man this can really take it out of you, I'm ready for a nap already.
Head upto the Emporers (Mine) headquarters on the North Stand. It's sheltered.
I'm on my way already.
I'll have my slaves, ahhh servants get you a beer.
Excellent, now for some relaxing.
<Joins Grieyls in the stand and cracks open a beer>
Would you like some grapes?
Don't mind if I do, thanks.
<small, pathetic groan escapes lips>
Did anybody just hear that?
yes . . .