FF:QLD Enter the Coloseum.

Must be the wind, I don't hear anything. More beer?

 

Yeah sure.

 

This my Colosseum in all it's glory.

[image=http://www.star-wars.co.nz/matthew/pictures/col2.jpg]

 

Oooohhhh, pretty!

 

ohhh, it is nice

 

Tee hee

 

It's one of my favourite places in the world

Do you like the Big Screen I just installed on the other side of the stadium? It's so we get close ups of that Ewok running from the tiger. (and action replays)

 

Yeah I do, it's rather impressive. I especially like the on going commentary.

 

Run little ewok run !!!!!!!
hehe, geez their short but they can run when they want to

 

I'll say, just look at his little legs will you, tee hee!

 

*doing a homer simpsons with the pig tail *
hehe, look at the little dude go

 

By god he is quick isn't he.

 

He could beat Michael johnson at that speed!

Ah it must be because he's shaved!

 

I don't think he shaved on purpose, if you look closer those are claw marks down his back.

 

You know I think your right, I wonder what caused that?

 

Probably a blunt razor, he should be more careful you know.

 

Yeah, you'd think they get payed enough to buy a new one.

 

<stands, stumbles, collapses again>

I think I need medical attention . . .

 

Maybe we should call an ambulance?

 

yeh but they'll put tire marks in the arena you know

 

Not if we cover it first.

 

good thinking

 

Now all we need is a very large tarpolin.

 

No wait a minute, there is a built in flood control with the stadium so we can have games in boats.

<Flicks the switch and watches the water pour in>

It should take 15 minutes to flood the floor then we can get a coast guard rescue in to help him.

 

<floats on the water>

I am possessed by a sudden feeling of weightlessness. I wonder why?