~*~Enterprise Paintball Fight~*~v1.0

Puts hands up in the air and says,"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!" Then dodges padawans 1,000 paintballs with matrix like speed!!! Oh yeah I'm that good!!!!

 

*fires 1,000 paintballs at Gokuku*

 

OK so I guess you're all dead, huh.

 

Actually, we were lying in wait for the first sucker to come strolling by...

*FIRES 3,983 PAINTBALLS AT JBK*

Ha! We got you, we got you!!!



*Goes back to hiding place*

Sage H.

 

*Comes in*

*Fires paintballs at Sage*





(Btw,just thought I'd stop by this forum.How are guys you doing? )

 

*Pops up from behind a tree*

Up doing alright... Been kinda busy... You?

*Fires three rounds at OBIX1 and returns to hiding*

Sage H.

 

Up doing alright... Been kinda busy... You?


I'm doing good,thanks!



*Fires a few rounds of paintballs at Sage*

 

*FIRES 3,983 PAINTBALLS AT JBK*

I don't care how much paint I got on me, I poisonned your food.

 

It would take a CANADIAN to do something like that... That's ok though. I think eating food cooked by my Ex has made me build quite a tolerance up for poisons...



Sage H.

 

Oh you do now. Better be careful they could use something exotic.

 

They can try, Blaise, they can try...



Sage H.

 

**blaise TOss out three frag grenades and yells everyone dies**

 

Haha! They were duds!

Sage H.

 

Greetings Everyone !!!!

Nice to see your still alive there Marik. Thought I might send O'Nemey to greet you..lol

And just because I do so enjoy this thread I'll keep it going by offering Gokuku some gum...that should keep him busy for quite some time..lol

Also I cant leave without saying hello to Broda Sage...and furthermore "I"ve seen alot of "Special" people up here in med/psy school but I have to say you do wear those restraints quite fashionably....think I'll get you a Prozac Pez dispencer in the shape of an Ewoks Underside for good measure...Can "You" see me now?" lol....Peace

 

And I'm going to get you a dictionary...

Can YOU hear ME now?



Sage H.

 

It Dosent do either of us any good If you cant see it and I cant hear you.....hmmm Hellen Keller says hello..looks like this Sage ".. .. ..... .... .... . .."

"Can you dig that Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

lol

 

Oh I can see it just fine... It looks like... BAMIE DA CLOWN! Now talking about bad vision... When are you going to realize those people you talk to all day are really just painted on your wall by Josh...?

Suckaaaaa!

Sage H.

 

Hey those people are my friends!!!....and speaking of things that are not real..I'll lend you my bike pump so you wont be to out of breath taking care of maintance on your friend(s)...lol

"Looks at Sage, you know we should charge a admission fee for this..lol"

 

Yeah, we should. And hold still, I can't put this inflation needle in you with you moving around like that..

Sage H.

 

HEY !!!! Put that thing away, your gonna put your "Eye" out!!!!


Ok, 7th inning Sage is at bat next....

PopCorn will be passed out to the nice people who add popularity to Broda Sage's Site...I mean Forum..
Comedy Relief isnt cheap you know...lol

 

now now boys keep it civil

 

Oh we are. Vorn's just mad because he can't think of anything else to pick on rather than my recent eye surgery. Poor Vorn. You'll come up with new material one day. In the meantime, you should really start on that dictionary I gave you...

Sage H.

 

RHINETONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ah, by the way that dictionary would be useful if it's contents wasnt the size of 33 font...
Oh, you think I'm making fun of your "Real life situation" Not So they are many,many,many, other "Sage Smash" Topics to discuss...lol I cant believe you thought I was picking on your recent eye surgery...Geeze, and my material is good but yours is better... and the whole "Eye" thing I will clarify...
My Broda Sage did have eye surgery and he has made a full recovery and we are all so glad that he is back in tip-top-"Sage Smash" condition. WELCOME BACK ?SAGE?

PSSSS, Sage wipe that "Salty Ball Crust off your Mouth Man...." He Loves His Salty Balls...

We are keeping it Civil...this is Disney..lol

 

*Sends his assassins after Vorn*



Hehe...

Sage H.