Speculation Ep VII crawl to be a tribute to Ep IV crawl, what will it say?

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  1. powersRweak Jedi Padawan

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    Always 3 paragraphs there are, no more, no less.


    A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

    STAR WARS
    Episode VII

    It is a period of....

    During the battle...

    Pursued by the...


    Mav Edit: There have been several threads on the Opening Crawl. You can find one about the first line HERE, the thematic element of the crawl HERE, and then a general discussion with ideas (some joking, some serious) HERE.
    Last edited by mavjade, Apr 21, 2013
  2. Garrett Atkins Jedi Grand Master

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    It is a period of peace.

    During the battle, nothing happened.

    Pursued by fanboys, George Lucas rides a Tauntaun all the way to Idaho.
  3. powersRweak Jedi Padawan

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  4. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    It is a period of money making.

    During the battle, several fanboys whined on their forums.

    Pursued by the urge to rage, every single SW movie came out at the same time.
  5. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

    STAR WARS
    Episode VII

    It is a period of heavy flow.

    During the battle of that time of the month he suggested getting off the rag.

    Pursued by the evil Queen of PMS, our lone hero stands little chance of survival....
  6. Sum-Wan Jedi Grand Master

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    A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

    STAR WARS
    Episode VII "Attack of the Clowns"

    It is a period of.... hilarity in the galaxy

    During the battle... of the stand up comedians

    Pursued by the... greatest stand up comedian of his time, our hero will seek to conquer the prize and the galactic audience by writing some funny ass jokes
  7. chris hayes Jedi Grand Master

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    It is a period of the period

    During the battle they had a period

    Pursued by you guessed it a period [face_clown]
  8. Ridley Solo Force Ghost

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    It is a period of great uncertainty.
    Rebel fans, striking from a hidden
    username, are no closer to knowing
    what the next episode will be about.

    During the battle for information,
    fans debated endlessly over every
    bogus rumor to surface in the
    turmoil of the Internet.

    Pursued by the Disney companies'
    sinister agents, the mods race back
    to the boards with thread locks, hoping
    to restore harmony to the galaxy . . . .
  9. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    It is a period of a battle pursued by a period
  10. TheMasterOfSoresu Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh great; another thread filled with bad jokes.
    Last edited by TheMasterOfSoresu, Apr 21, 2013
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  11. DARTHVENGERDARTHSEAR Chosen One

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    Paying homage to Carrie Fisher?
  12. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    star 7
    #crymore
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