Pure Ages ago in a galaxy oot past carbeth. The Leader of the nedrons Amidala is comin into the schemey high rise flats,They r all gettin aff when som1 blows up there shaggin waggon. Shagme comes rushing fae the mini. The Fake gadge"Sorry senator radge av failed.....ya".She drops down dead. Shagme"Nah". Capatin Tyson"Mon hurry we can still get blootered here.........Senator ya bawbag hurry". Most of the Nedi council r there up in the Head of The CYS room. Jimmy"A dinae ken how much longer we can hold aff the vote my pals more n more parts of scotland are becoming goths". Mikey-Windu"If they dae break away". Jimmy"I will nae let the CYS which has stood for a couple of years split intae two my talks will nae fail". Mikey"If they dae u must realise that ther is nae enough nedis tae protect the CYS we're disturbers of the peace not soldiers". Jimmy"Wee Yodad..dae u realy think it will come tae war". Yodad"The Black Cloud over the goths hides pure everything impossilbe tae smell the future is". Jimmy"We will discuss this later man here comes amidala". Amidala walks in the room with all her security Yodad"Senator Amidala your tragedy in the car park terrible seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my arse". Shagme"Dae ya ken who did this man". Mikey"Our intelligence tells us that it wis Sweaties fae the outskirts aff Ayr". Shagme"Naw a hink Count my Pubes was behind it". Kai"He is a rebel not a murderer". Mikey"You ken Sexy that Count my Pubes was once a Nedi he could nae kill anyone without lettin 1 rip or chibbing them". Jimmy"Master Nedi can i suggest u put these ppl under the protection aff ur mates". Balls Orgasm"Do u hink that is a good idea under these times". Jimmy"A ken that more help might be a wee bit nippy but perhaps an old friend like master mcnulty". Mcnulty and Sheepshagger start coming up the wee lift to the top aff the scheme. Mcnulty"You seem tae be shiting yerselve". Sheepshagger"Nah nae way". Mcnulty"A hav nae smelt u this bad since we fell into that hole hing". Sheepshagger"I have nae seen her in 10 years man". Sheepshagger"5 seconds tae a see her 4 seconds tae a see her 3 seconds tae a see her 2 seconds tae a see her 1 second tae a see her". The Lift gets stuck. Sheepshagger"Ya bastert". Mcnulty"99999 seconds tae ya see her 99998 seconds tae ya see her". They get aff the lift Ten minutes later.They see Shagme and captain Tyson. Mcnulty"Its a Smashing tae see you again sexy". Shagme"It has been far to long Mcnulty........Sheepshagger is that you wow uv grown". Sheepshagger"Aye you better belive it". Shagme"Ul always be tht wee lad fae falkirk". They all sit down. Shagme"Whos going tae kill me". Mcnulty"Dunno we are just here tae help ya not tae find oot whos goin to kill ya". Sheepshagger"We may not know who is goin tae kill ya but we know whos going tae drill ya". Mcnulty"What?". Sheepshagger"A ment tht in the interest of protecting her master ofcourse". Shagme"We will find oot later now al go". She walks oot with tyson Jar jar stinks"Its good tae see you again Sheep boy". Sheepshagger"She did nae even recognise me Jar Jar Av wanked with her image in my heed every day since av known her and she has forgot me completly". Jar Jar"Shes Sexy sexy than I hav seen her in a long long time". Mcnulty"Yer no seein the bright side lad she was happy tae see us". The Night comes roond n Sheepshagger n Mcnulty get ready tae watch shagme for the night. Mcnulty"Why are the cameras aff". Sheepshagger"She covered them she does nae want us tae see her poking herself". Mcnulty"Wit was she on aboot". Sheepshagger"Shes got Him 2 In there tae shout Aye if anything does go wrong". In the windae right that minute som1 puts two wee venamous bugs through the windae. Mcnulty"You look quite tired". Sheepshagger"A dinae sleep well coz o my ma a keep dreaming of her ad much rather have a wet dream about shagme". Mcnutly"Shes a Senator shes no tae be trusted".