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Episode 3

Discussion in 'Monroe and West Monroe, LA' started by yodahs-daddy, Apr 13, 2005.

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  1. mybad4990

    mybad4990 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Well i went and saw it last night at 7:30 by myself. Shane, have you and your daughter gone to see it at the mall yet? and if not, what time are you guys going?
     
  2. Jedi Dante Ky

    Jedi Dante Ky Jedi Youngling star 1

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    My oldest and I went to the 1:50 showing yesterday. I had to comfort her because after she realized what was happening she started to cry. When Padme's funeral started she lost it big time. Watching her cry almost made me cry.
     
  3. mybad4990

    mybad4990 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Yeah i understand that, i almost lost it myself even though it was my 3rd showing.

    THe parts that get me everytime are: order 66 and the dailouge between obi and ani after the duel.
     
  4. DARTH_VADER_AND_C3P0

    DARTH_VADER_AND_C3P0 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I didn't get to see the midnight showing, something that all my friends at school (except one) totally berated me for. I got to see it at 4:00 the next day. It was awesome, every bit as good as the OT.

    Did anyone think that Vader's first words in that suit were "Where's Padme?" was kinda stupid?
     
  5. mybad4990

    mybad4990 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    well, i didn't think it was stupid, but i was expecting him to say somthing really cool as his first words.


    Ah well, at least GL stuck to the story instead of giving in to the fanboys.
     
  6. yodahs-daddy

    yodahs-daddy Jedi Master star 5

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    I will still think of Vader's first words as of those spoken on thee Tantive IV in ANH.
     
  7. Jedi Dante Ky

    Jedi Dante Ky Jedi Youngling star 1

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    You have to remember that Vader's 1st thoughts after being put in the suit had to be about Padme. She was the reason he sold out and he had to make sure all was good on that front. If you want to, think of the "Where's Padme" comment as the last comments you'll hear from Anakin until "Help me take this mask off" and you won't think they are bad lines.
     
  8. yodahs-daddy

    yodahs-daddy Jedi Master star 5

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    So How many times has everyone seen it so far?

    My count is 3 right now, I plan on at least one more.
     
  9. mybad4990

    mybad4990 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I've seen it 4 times now......I got you beat jon! :p
     
  10. yodahs-daddy

    yodahs-daddy Jedi Master star 5

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    Dangit. :_|

    Haha
     
  11. Jedi Dante Ky

    Jedi Dante Ky Jedi Youngling star 1

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    3 but planning on trying to go once more. There is a friend i have to take so see it.
     
  12. mybad4990

    mybad4990 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I'll probably see it one more time, then wait for the DVD.
     
  13. yodahs-daddy

    yodahs-daddy Jedi Master star 5

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    4 pushing 5 before it leaves Theaters. [face_tired]

    Wish it could stay on the big screen forever.
     
  14. MASTER_JEDI_RN

    MASTER_JEDI_RN Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Okay, now that the movie has been out for awhile, I'll submit this post. It was ciculating on our boards for a time and I thought it was the funniest thing. It has been cleaned up a bit, but there are a few..um.."blue" words mixed in as well as SPOILERS (if you haven't seen ROTS by now, you're not a fan and deserve to be spoiled).

    Enjoy!





    FADE IN: EXT. SPACE

    Two NOT-QUITE-TIE-FIGHTERS fly and zoom around, the camera chasing
    wildly behind them in a way that only computer generated scenes can
    show. We see that they have EWAN MCGREGOR and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN in
    them.

    EWAN MCGREGOR
    I can hardly tell who is shooting who in this dizzying space battle
    sequence!

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    Yeah, it's pretty confusing.

    EWAN MCGREGOR
    No, I mean literally dizzying!
    (vomits)

    They fly toward CHRISTOPHER LEE'S SHIP so they can rescue SUPREME
    CHANCELLOR IAN MCDIARMID.

    EWAN MCGREGOR
    Oh no, the hangar has shields up!

    HAYDEN shoots something next to the shield and they deactivate.

    EWAN MCGREGOR
    The thing that powers the shield is on the outside of the ship?

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    Yeah, it's pretty stupid. It'd be like a life support system being in a
    box on someone's chest.

    They land inside the ship and TAKE SOME DROIDS TO SCHOOL.

    EWAN MCGREGOR
    I sure am enjoying the feeling of brotherly camaraderie between us.


    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    Yeah, it is nice. Seems like the sort of thing that should have been in
    the last film. Oh well, at least there were scenes of me rolling around
    in the grass.

    They make their way toward CHRISTOPHER LEE and IAN MCDIARMID, using the
    help of R2D2, who uses his rockets to fly again, in spite of everyone
    trying so hard to forget that ever happened. They find IAN.

    IAN MCDIARMID
    Help me! I am trapped in a comfortable chair overlooking all of the
    destruction I have wrought!

    Suddenly, CHRISTOPHER LEE enters.

    CHRISTOPHER LEE
    I have been waiting a long time for a rematch. Now, you will have to
    face a stunt double with my face pasted on!

    They DUEL. CHRISTOPHER LEE easily dispatches EWAN. HAYDEN fights him and
    eventually KILLS him.

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    (furrowing his brow)
    Wow, that was it for Christopher Lee, huh? Seems almost pointless to
    have killed Darth Maul and introduced him in the first place.

    HAYDEN, EWAN, and IAN all begin to leave, but they are CAPTURED and
    brought before GENERAL GREVIOUS, A ROBOTIC SKELETON.

    GENERAL GREVIOUS
    (coughing)
    I will now add your lightsabers to my collection of Star Wars
    memorabilia.

    He places them inside a VINTAGE 1970'S STAR WARS LUNCH BOX WITH THERMOS
    NO RESERVE!!

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    Artoo, freak the hell obnoxiously!

    He DOES. This distracts everyone long enough for EWAN to get his
    LIGHTSABER back. There is a short battle in which an OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW
    THAT GREVIOUS IS AS BADASS AS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE is missed.

    GENERAL GREVIOUS
    (coughing and wheezing)
    I will run like a coward, further failing to illustrate how intimidating
    my character is meant to be!

    HAYDEN crashes the ship to the ground and SAVES EVERYONE. There is MILD
    CELEBRATION followed by a cameo by NATALIE PORTMAN, the linchpin of
    HAYDEN'S turn to the dark side.

    NATALIE PORTMAN
    (yawning)
    Hayden, I'm pregnant.

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    (furrowing his brow)
    How can you be sure?

    NATALIE PORTMAN
    Because in a minute or two I'll actually be showing. Really.

    We cut to HAYDEN having a nightmare about NATALIE giving birth to a
    GUNGAN. NATALIE is visibly pregnant now in a single shot, the only
    indicator at all that any time has passed since the previous scene.
    Nothing happens for a while, and eventually HAYDEN seeks the advice of
    IAN MCDIARMID.

    INT. SOME WEIRD OPERA THING

    IAN MCDIARMID
    You seem worried about Natalie dying. Also, you're confused about being
    a Jedi.

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    (furrowing his brow)
    They don't want me to hump Natalie Portman. That's insanity. Did you see
    her in Closer? Holy hump.

    IAN MCDIARMID
    Did you know that those who embrace the Dark Side have a lot of powers
    th
     
  15. yodahs-daddy

    yodahs-daddy Jedi Master star 5

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    Wow! haha nice man, nice.
     
  16. MASTER_JEDI_RN

    MASTER_JEDI_RN Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Yeah, thought you guys would like that.




    MJ
     
  17. darth_malaksus

    darth_malaksus Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 9, 2005
    hey dudes on this do u guys have life???????????
    i want to know
     
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