DFW, TX Episode I "Could have been Worse"

We have expressed our feelings on the issue on Episode I "Could have been better." I can only imagine how it could have been worse

Stars Wars Episode I starring:

McCauley Culkin as Anakin "Ahhh. I get to be a Jedi."
Howard Stern as Qi Gon Jin, "Yea, great. Hey listen, kid. Feel don't think"

Pauly Shore as Obi Wan, "Whoaaa. Look at the weazel named YOOODa!"

any thoughts on how it could have been worse?


Shy Gon

 

Yea, Shy_Gon_Jin as screenwriter.

JUST KIDDING!!!!

 

greedo shoots first

oh wait, whatsa meesa saying? they would never do that....

 

Or maybe they could have used some old, well respected actor as the new Sith Lord.....or perhaps I've said too much?

 

Jar Jar's appearance and voice could have been based on Roseanne Barr....

 

Or based on 'the Nanny's' annoying voice.

 

Far worse than any of that--one of the Baldwins could have been involved. *shudder*

 

Carrot Top as Mace Windu

 

Yoda and Yaddle played by the Olsen twins....

 

A Certain Senior Line Coordinator as the Senator....

 

Keanau Reeves as Anakin.

"The Force... whoa."

 

I've got you all beat...

Episode I directed by Joel Shumacher!

We all saw what he did to the Batman franchise.

James

 

You know, I'm giving James that one. Perish the thought. Although, maybe he could get Clooney, and The Force could cure him of that head tic. ;-)

 

Couldn't you see it-

"Nipples for all Battle Droids and huge cod pieces for all Jedi!"

*shudder*

James

 

nah, it would have been nipples on Jar-Jar

 

//avoids commenting about Jar Jar's tongue and anyone else's nipples (Palpatine? Ewwwww).

 

Rob you didnt know Our Senior Line Coordinator.... Him as a Evil scum Sucking lord. Not so Far from the truth... In his dreams I assume...

 

Could have been worse. They could have decided not to release it on dvd:

DVD: The Wait is Over
June 19, 2001


On October 16, Lucasfilm Ltd. and Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment will begin the worldwide release of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on DVD. The highly anticipated arrival of Episode I marks the first film of the Star Wars saga to debut on DVD.
Enthusiastic fans of the film will be rewarded for their patience. Clocking in at about 480 minutes in length, it features over six hours of additional bonus material, including brand new visual effects sequences executed just for the DVD release.

Here's what the two-disc set will feature:

• The Phantom Menace, mastered by THX for superior sound and picture quality, presented in Anamorphic Widescreen and Dolby 5.1 Surround EX (English), Dolby 2.0 Surround (English and Spanish), and Dolby 2.0 Surround (French, for Canadian release)
  Audio commentary by Writer-Director George Lucas; Producer Rick McCallum; Co-Editor and Sound Designer Ben Burtt; Visual Effects Supervisors Scott Squires, John Knoll and Dennis Muren; and Animation Supervisor Rob Coleman, offering personal insights into the making of the film


• Seven never-before-seen deleted scenes with full visual effects completed just for the DVD release


• "The Beginning" -- an all-new hour-long documentary culled from over 600 hours of footage offering unprecedented access inside Lucasfilm and ILM during the making of Episode I


• Multi-angle storyboard to animatic to finished film feature, that lets you flip through the various phases of development of key action sequences


• Five behind-the-scenes featurettes exploring The Phantom Menace's storyline, designs, costumes, visual effects and fight scenes


• The popular "Duel of the Fates" music video that debuted in 1999


• All 12 parts of the Lynne's Diaries, the web documentaries that first appeared here at starwars.com


• Galleries of theatrical posters, print campaign, and never-before-scene production photos


• Downloaded by millions from starwars.com, the original theatrical teaser and launch trailers, plus seven TV spots including the "tone poems"

SIX HOURS of TPM!!!!

 

I know.. I saw that.. woohoo!!!!

Now get the other three out and I'll be one happy gal!

I *hate* video now.. LMAO!!!!

 

Lucasfilm has just taken its first step into a larger world.

 

This is GREAT! news. I just told my husband that I want a DVD for my birthday in Nov.(I know, why don't I have one already) But I waved my hand in front of him and think its going to work!!!

B

 

ALRIGHT!!! I am drooling over this. Having to wait until October make Shy Gon SOMETHING SOMETHING. Go Crazy? Don't mind if I do! ADKIHERHF WER&YW F RUHW F( FHW FUKS CPAWSVCJN
Anyway, I feel better now. I wouldn't be suprised if all the extra footage George is adding to the movie is so planned out. He seems to have a gift for thining ahead. I could only imagine the experience of seeing the DVD being as magical as the experience at the Galaxy 9.

Dennis

 

Urge to kill fading.....fading.....fading....RISING.....fading......gone.

 

I know what could have made Ep:I worse! Darth Vader as a child-Messiah with no father!! Kewl, huh? What a minute.....damn....they already did that! old-master has spoken.....