Episode II Alternate Ending Challenge

We don't do formal challenges on these boards. You may give away your plot ideas in the Ep. 2 Plot Bunny thread in the Writer's Resource board. This board is only for stories and all other writing related topics go in the WR board. You can't make a thread just for the a plot idea unless you are looking for co-writers.
Julie

Ok, here is how this works.

I am challenging the writers on this board to write an alternate ending to Episode II, starting at any point in the movie.

Seven of these things must happen in your story, you can pick any seven:

1. Yoda dies
2. One of the prominent Jedi (Mace, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Anakin) turns to the Dark Side
3. Palpatine is revealed as Sidious to the Senate.
4. Dooku is not a Sith
5. A Duel between two characters each using two lightsabers.
6. Qui-Gon's spirit speaks to Dooku
7. Geonosis is destroyed
8. Jar-Jar is decapitated
9. The droid army turns against Dooku
10. The clone army is defeated.
11. Jango Fett engages in a lightsaber duel.

Chose your seven alterations, post which ones you choose, and then begin your story.

There is no time limit, and no length limit as long as you fit seven of the different things in.

Good luck, I look forward to the results.