7:00 am - So...I go to get my tickets in line early in the morning. The secretary of this little group makes an announcement, I kind of think she has no idea as to what she's doing. My friends and I will make fun of her at school the next day, but for now I'll just think of what I'm going to say. I get my tickets and go home. From there, I go to sleep. (Present time about 12:00 pm.) 5:00 pm - I wake up and get ready to go to the mall. I arrive at about 6:30, and I'm in line at 7:00. From here, I will talk to my friends about movie speculations...good time. 9:15 pm - My friends and I (presently #'s 1-12 in line) are informed that we will be lining up by ticket number...I glance at my ticket...108. The guy behind me explains that "People who were there earlier in the morning should get first spots in line." I know that there were 28 people in front of me at the movie, that's an 80 person difference. I respond with "I've been waiting here for 4 1/2 hours, fat boy. You can wait." 9:25 pm - Crowd makes me go back further in line, and I cuss profusely on the way back realizing that I just wasted 4 1/2 hours because this little fan club decided they wanted to change things Approx. 10:00 pm - I enter the custom contest. I'm not wearing a custome. I still get more cheers than most of the other people...2 kids jump on the end of line, copying me. Losers. 10:30 - We're let in to the theater. I use my small size to weave between people. I'm the 13th person in the theater. I bet Fat Boy ran out of breath halfway down the hall. 12:00 am - Movie starts. I threaten to beat the crap out of the kids in front of me, because they refuse to shut up. 2:45 am - I go home, knowing why no one talks about the Star Wars Fan Club. They suck and nearly ruined my movie experience. I hope they never return.