ST Episode IX Title Discussion: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

SW9: A Rival

 

EP 9: The Skywalker Legacy
EP 9: Scourge of the Dark side
EP 9: Victory of the Light

 

Star Wars Episode IX: Metamorphosis

 

Star Wars Episode IX : "The" Fallen Kingdom

Goes along with 'The Last Knight' = 'The Last Jedi' just enough difference not to confuse...............

 

SW9: Where In The Galaxy is Coruscant, Diego*?



*Diego is a new character for Ep. 9, that's why you don't know him

 

SW9: Orange Is The New Droid

 

Ding ding ding ding. We have a winner.

 

Star Wars Episode 9- Gray is the new White

 

SW9: Snoke Really Satisfies

 

Star Episode IX : Snokey and the Bandit

 

Star Wars: The First Sith, The Second Ren, and Whatever the **** Snoke Is

 

Er...you don't see any problems this might pose?

 

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Kanjiklub

 

Gigoran Monk already took care of this; I must give the hairy, dialogue-less warrior all credit.

But HOLY ****, the idea that someone would suggest this as a title is obscenely hilarious.

I mean...

It is so, so damn funny. And I'm not making fun of Siphonophore, I'm sure it's just a ******-up and beautiful coincidence.

EDIT: And now I realize Siphonophore was probably making this joke and was fully aware.

 

Restoring Of Balance
Warriors Of The Force
Truce At Long Last

 

The End

 

The Force Awakens
The Last Jedi
Who Restores Balance

And the Who will be left up in the air for a year just to make us debate if it is Kylo or Rey

 

A New Force

 

No, the Force will always be the same.

 

SW9: Fire And Fury

 

Don't. Just don't.

 

I'd delete it but it's past the 30 mins. period... however people out there shouldn't be worried.... at all.

 

I tried a little exercise where I said the two ST titles out loud and word vomited the first thing that hit my tongue after "The Last Jedi," just to try and see what felt most natural.

I ended up with The Omelette Arises.

 

Inspired, I tried the same thing and got "Bacon."

 

Star Wars: Episode IX -- The Assassination of Star Wars by the Coward Colin Tomorrow (not his name)