So NV España

tell me about it.

God protect Petra over there. Or would you say Satan protect her? Would God protect her? Maybe Baal. yes.

 

I heard that too many people were losing their hands, so they changed the punishment for being caught using weighted dice.

Now, if you are caught you are forced to eat FIVE POUNDS OF BUTTER in one sitting with a time limit of 1 hour to finish before they melt it and break out "funnel of pain."

 

let me just say, it´s been raining for the past two days.....and it is sooooo saweet..... last nite we had a thunder storm and the thunder was the loudest most awesomest thunder i´ve ever been privileged to hear....this was no rolling thunder or grumbling thunder, the was the CRACK of thunder they always play in the scary, movies...... it shook my entire apartment building!!!! it woke me up 3 times!!!! and it was followed with pounding rain that lulled me back to sleep..... i loved it, it so rocked!!!! oh and my madre made eel for dinner today and wouldn´t tell me what it was until i tried some, but it was really good...surprise surprise..... she even made and extra dinner in case i didn´t like it.....but we´re having my favorite dish for supper tonite (tortillas de patatas) because my roommate it coming in tonite...and it´s her favorite meal too...(she was here last semester)....I start classes tomorrow.... Spanish Composition 1&2 and Advanced Spanish 1 and Art History: 17th-20th Century and 20th Century Spain....and all are taught only in Spanish.....wish me luck......

 

So then is it true?

The Rain in Spain Stays Mainly on the Plain?

 

I don't think she is on a plain. She is by the ocean.

 

She is by the sea?

Is she going to the sea to see what she can see?

(Hee hee)

 

no actually, I´m by a bay, and I make things out of clay, and lay in the hay, and say, what a beautiful day.....


*note* this may only be funny if you know my true name and/or have seen the genius work of Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore.....


¨That´s two!!!¨

- ¨Oh, you can count...nice.¨

¨And you can count! ON me! Waiting for you in the parking lot!!¨

 

Word Up Happy Gilmore!


It's all because of that Jerk Bob Barker!

 

THE PRICE IS WRONG, BIIIZZZZANAYTCH!!!!!!!!!

 

very menacing of you, i must say.

 

Sc-izzzzzz-ary. Fr-izzzz-eaky.

 

Shea,

Yo no estoy seguro cómo esto saldrá, porque utilizo uno de esas cosas de traducción en el Internet. Dígame por favor si algo yo escribo a máquina las marcas cualquier sentido.

¿Así, España, eh? Usted está en España. ¿Es agradable? ¿Desea usted que usted estaba en casa? España suena aburrir de kinda. Significo, España. Clase de la llanura de sonidos. Quizá porque rima con la llanura. Si se llamaron Spawsome, quizá sonaría Impresionante.

Tome el cuidado,
Petimetre Imbécil

 

I wish I could find the time and money to take a Spanish class so I can be better prepared in case I can muster the denarii to go to Spain with Moka and his crew.

 

Yes it's very sad isn't it

 

pobre jannayakkayakka.

 

I'm gonna study by myself and maybe that will help me...I have some friends that are fluent Spanish speakers so maybe I can get them to help me :-D.

 

Just be careful they mis-teach you if you know what I mean. It would be terrible if you thought you were saying to someone, "is there something I can do for you," when in actuality you were saying, "is that your young attractive goat in the corner?"

 

hahaha!!!! that would be verrrrry cruel of that someone! lol!

 

But it would be very funny.

Speaking of which, I would love to give you Spanish lessons Jank.

 

yeah. he is very good at it. great accent.

 

hahahaha No thanks.

 

No relly, I PROMISE I will teach you well. You will learn PLENTY of useful phases to say to the people of Spain that will definitely NOT get you smacked, lynched or hung.

 

Hmmmm how much do it cost?

 

I will only charge you $25 per lesson, and you will get up to 10 useful phrases out of each lesson.

Phrases like, "where is the Bathroom?" or "you have a lovely home."

Definitely not phrases like, "You smell like a toilet." or "your daughter is one hot cookie."