Rocky M, NC Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

How about we do one called... Brave Sir Joe-da?

 

Bravely bold Sir Joe-da rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o brave Sir Joe-da. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nast ways, brave brave brave brave Sir Joe-da! He was not the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled brave sir Joe-da! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils d and his bottom burned off, and his pe...

 

WHEEEEEE!!!! Joe-da has a theme song!

 

Brave Sir Joe-da ran away! Bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes brave Sir Joe-da turned about, and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave Sir Joe-da!

 

hmmmm.. previously, my only theme song was the theme from "Benson"...and it had no words.

 

Well, then, you should be happy!