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Lit EU CHARACTER UNDERWEAR ... SPECULATION!

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Grand Admiral Thraawn, Jul 24, 2000.

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  1. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Leia: I bet she wears the golden bikini all the time, for ease when she's with Han
    Mara: A pink frilly thong
    Mirax: She's definitely a g-string girl
    Jacen: Blue y-fronts
    Luke: chastidy belt
    Darth Vader: air conditioned metal ones, with filters in case he need to go (the buttons on his chest are the flush mechanisms)
    Janson: commando
    Thrawn: ironed briefs
    Jaina: white cottons (with added spoiled brat skid marks)
     
  2. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    skid marks LOL!
     
  3. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think it would be nicet ot see a big humiliated look on Jaina's face in a pair of peed in panties with skid marks. RIGHT IN THE FRONT OF JAG AND ALL THE JEDI AND HER PARENTS!
     
  4. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    LOL, and in front of Gavin, her commanding Officer - in fact in front of all Rogue Squadron. I bet it's because she almost craps herself when she's flying, but she manages to hold most of it in at the last minute
     
  5. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah and her mom will find her dirty panties and make Jaina wwear BIG white cotton diapers!


    MAWMAMMWM!
     
  6. Casta

    Casta Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ROTFL!
     
  7. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I bet Jaina has a secret stash of all of them cos she doesn't want to put them in to the washing pile for 3PO to see

    "Mistress Jaina, you seem to have spilled some oil into your underwear"
     
  8. Matthew Trias

    Matthew Trias Force Ghost star 6

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    You guys just ruined this thread.

    feces and urine,blech!Girls don't do that.;)At least not in my delusional reality.
     
  9. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    good one Gav!
     
  10. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Look at me I'm Jaina, I'm so clean and petite. FART!! Ohm my god i pooped myself. WAHHHHHH!

    Han, you change her this time!
     
  11. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    N85: Thanx

    Matt: remember Jaina isn't "other girls" ;)
     
  12. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jaina is a spoiled little baby! She should be treated like one.

     
  13. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think it would be cool if some one put a laxative in Jaina's drink before she went out to fly!
     
  14. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You think that R2 has a secret panel for clean undies for Jaina when she has an accident like he does for Luke's lightsaber?

    Instead of Luke saluting R2, Jaina lets off big style
     
  15. Casta

    Casta Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *shakes her head* Nasty little boys.
     
  16. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nah, she just sits uncomfortably and humiliated until she gets out of the X-wing with a huge crowd watching
     
  17. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jaina had to get air conditioning added to her X-Wing
     
  18. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    And a lysol sprayer
     
  19. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I know why we didn't see much of Anni Captsan in DTR - Jaina kept her at a distance if you know what I mean
     
  20. neimoidian_85

    neimoidian_85 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    lol. poor Anni. she prolly died after smelling some of Jaina's diarhhea feces......
     
  21. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Maybe she wanted to die - it would be better than being Jaina's roomy, where she would slowly die of methane poisoning
     
  22. Matthew Trias

    Matthew Trias Force Ghost star 6

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    I like Jaina.Not her caharacter I just imagined her going around in her panties.

    You guys are ruining it.

    I will personally gross you two out by saying something a disgusting woman said while I was eating at McDonalds.

    I told my friends and they were messed up to.

    I have no doubt that the picture I would describe would mess you up to.
     
  23. Casta

    Casta Jedi Padawan star 4

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    OooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo...............
     
  24. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Lets hear it then Matt :)
     
  25. Casta

    Casta Jedi Padawan star 4

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    So what's the story?
     
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