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Discussion in 'EU Community' started by lexu, Jun 9, 2003.

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  1. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Post an EU-related picture, then an absurd caption. :D

    [link=http://cgi.theforce.net/theforce/multimedia/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Images/Expanded_Universe]TF.N EU Multimedia[/link] [link=http://www.starwars.com/databank/ep0.html]TOS EU Database[/link]


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/location/arbra/img/eu_bg.jpg]

    The E.T. Ride, Universal Studios Coruscant
     
  2. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/dengar/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    Vader: "What did I tell you about getting plastered? You can't fly no matter how drunk you are."

    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/tundradowmeia/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    We're from the no sushi movement, we demand to have Wang's sushi shut down!


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/bobafett/img/movie2_bg.jpg]

    One day son, you'll die as embarrassingly as me.


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/bibfortuna/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    Luke: My god, you should get that thing looked at.


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/moffjerjerrod/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    What's everybody pointing and laughing at? Really! This place is secure!
     
  3. Jaina_Solo_Durron

    Jaina_Solo_Durron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    oof.

    *lands in thread with a thump*

    ummm?

    -JSD
     
  4. Rachel_Moonstar

    Rachel_Moonstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [image=http://www.draddog.com/toys/retailaf/starwarsclassic/marajade.jpg]

    Probably the only action figure fan boys will remove from its original packaging so they can *uhm* "modify" it.

    [image=http://www.wizards.com/starwars/images/holocron.jpg]

    And you thought a Rubicks cube was hard.
     
  5. A-WingsRule

    A-WingsRule Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/kypdurron/img/bts_bg.jpg]

    Coruscant Authorities: Come with us now, Mr. Durron...I mean Vong...

    Kyp: Wait! This is my real face!

    Coruscant Authorities: Sure it is, Mr. Vong...you can tell it all to the interrogation droids...
     
  6. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/majorbrenderlin/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    "Hi, I'm television's John Ratzenberger. You may remember me from such quality family programming as Cheers (I played Cliff!) or The Empire Strikes Back (I played Major Derlin). I've always had plenty of fun and games on and of the set but what I'm going to talk about tonight is not a laughing matter. The terrible of affliction of Mono-Brow strikes down one in every 5 adults worldwide. I've suffered myself and I've survived. I'm here to tell you how you can get help for your single eyebrow......"
     
  7. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 1, 2000
    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/admiralackbar/img/bts_bg.jpg]

    The Rebel Alliance has finally discovered what the Imperials do to their Mon Calamari prisoners...Calamari anyone?
     
  8. Malz4JESUS

    Malz4JESUS Jedi Master star 5

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    [face_laugh]

    I'll have to find some pictures now! :D


    God bless!

    -Malz
     
  9. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/episode-vi/feature/19970115/img/sarlacc1_bg.jpg]

    FEED ME! [face_devil]
     
  10. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [image=http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/leiawinterdariajane.gif]

    Leia Morgandorffer and Winter Lane

    (Is it just me, or does this picture make Leia and Winter look like Daria characters?)
     
  11. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/jarjarbinks/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    Nowsa sewiously guys, youssa done throwing theesa axes?


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/biggsdarklighter/img/movie_bg.jpg]


    Seriously, Luke, when I die, you can have my stereo.


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/nutegunray/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    Pull my fingah...you'll surely know I serve the Wepubwic.


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/ronetcoorr/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    What do you mean I have a tiny part? Is that some sort of joke? Are you callin' me tiny?! Who the **** are you callin' tiny?! I'll bite your knees off!


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/askaak/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    Ask Aak.

    Okay, so I'm asking Aak, were you born that ugly or did you have to work on it?
     
  12. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/chiefchirpa/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    "Let the grooming ceremony begin!
    These flea's are playing havoc with my lice!"
     
  13. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/mimbanite/img/eu_bg.jpg]

    "Uugh, dude... Do NOT eat the egg rolls..."


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/odumin/img/eu_bg.jpg]

    "Okay, electronic plaque remover? Check. Jumper cables? Check. Sony MP3 player? Check..."


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/creature/wandrella/img/curve.jpg]

    [Homer]...Gah...Doughnuts...[/Homer]
     
  14. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/masamedda/img/eu_bg.jpg]

    "I've been a bad boy. Call me now on 1900 555 489 and I'll tell you all about it......"
     
  15. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    LoL, verra nice, DA.


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/jekredsixporkins/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    "Two big macs, five cheeseburgers, six super-sized fries, oh, and a diet coke, please."


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/redleader/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    "Hey, kid, I was almost 'there'."


    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/generalcarlistrieekan/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    "Would you do me a favor and see if I'm fresh?"
     
  16. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/hobbie/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    Narrator: Look upon the brave Rebel pilots. Feel the confidence, feel the enthusiasm, feel the...alright, who decided to put Hobbie in this part of the training film? Heads will roll!

    [image=http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/wedge_antilles.jpg]

    Narrator: Along with being exceptional pilots, our brave soldiers are also trained in the arts of diplomacy...oh yeah, great example guys! You got one more shot at this.

    [image=http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/wes_janson.jpg]

    Narrator: And now we look into the face of matur...not even funny you guys! That's it, I quit!
     
  17. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/doctorevazan/img/eu_bg.jpg]

    "He doesn't like you!
    I don't like you either!
    You just watch yourself, my character was modelled on Michael Jackson....."
     
  18. Spiderdevil

    Spiderdevil Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/edcelbargane/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    Little-known fact: In some alien cultures, the testicles are worn around the neck on a rope of soft, velvety platypus fur.
     
  19. Master_Y-wing

    Master_Y-wing Jedi Master star 4

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    lol this thread is hilarious! Specially the Porkins one!
     
  20. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    never mind, my pics aren't working. :mad:

    Love this thread though! [face_laugh]
     
  21. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    [Han] Okay, try it now! [/Han} :p

    aw, the krif with it! :_|
     
  22. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/lynme/img/movie_bg.jpg]

    "Pelvic thrusts, everybody, and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4..."
     
  23. the_jedi_princess

    the_jedi_princess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jansons_Funny_Twin: Having just finished Starfighters of Adumar for the seventh time in three months... that rocked, man. :p :D
     
  24. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    Jansons_Funny_Twin: Having just finished Starfighters of Adumar for the seventh time in three months... that rocked, man.

    Thank you.

    Personally, I'm on my third copy of the book, read it so many times. :p

    "We got Wes's maturity, Hobbie's Confidence, and Wedge's diplomatic skills."

    "We're doomed."
     
  25. the_jedi_princess

    the_jedi_princess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hee hee. We could have a thread set aside for nothing more then classic lines from the EU, and over half of them would be from X-wing, and most of those would be from SoA. :D
     
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