EUC Auction 2014- Now auctioning off s65horsey and CrazyOldHermit!

I'm really really struggling between two offers at the moment...

Edit: Provided he doesn't mind me taking a bit of time to decide what piece of short literature to convert, I'm going with Mitthy's.

 

*Le Gasp* I haven't added to my collection! *points finger straight up towards the sky* But! I'LL BE BACK! Bwahahaha!

 

Take your time Zarks

 

I'd like a droid parody piece of "How doth the busy bee" or How doth the crocodile". So maybe how doth the astromech? That would be awesome.

 

Ha, joke's on you! They're the same song, but one was a parody of the other!

 

How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail?
And pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale?
How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws.
And welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws.
-- Lewis Carroll

 

Alright! Next up for auction is s65horsey and Mitth_Fisto

Get your bids in!

 

ohhhh Mitthy's up for sale. Will have to give this some thought

 

For Sey I bid:
1. Admittance that I am her sock
2. I will watch one sports game of any kind
3. Anything in my signature

For Mitthy I bid:
1. I will read any one book and discuss it with him
2. I will help him reach the rank of Master in the GoL
3. My signature for a month

 

For Sey

Write a one scene fanfic of her choosing
control of my avatar for two weeks
If she is comfortable with sending me her address, a box of chocolates

For Mitthy:

Write a one scene fanfic of his choosing
control of my avatar for two weeks
If he allows me and is comfortable with giving me his address and hand size send him a pair of gloves

 

Alright so, so far I have an offer of a candy I rarely ever touch in my native land. An offer of intellectual conversation, bribery by a superior, and rights to put a sign on a boss' back so to speak. And an offer for a short fic, ability to rearrange another's face at will for awhile, and gloves if I tell her where I live. . .is there anything odd about these offers to anyone else?

 

Not when we're trying to win you over.

 

and that is supposed to be surprising how?

 

Should I be concerned about giving out my address to such an experienced woman bidding on me?

 

Don't worry about it Mitthy, I don't plan to abuse the address

 

OK last day to get bids in! If anyone wants to make an amendment to their bid do so now!