Events EUC Christmas party. Merry Sithmas!!!!

Twas the night before Sithmas, when all through the thread​

Not a creature was stirring, except the undead​

The stockings were all hung by the barstools with care,​

In hopes that Bardan Jusik soon would be there.​

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The users were nestled all snug in their beds,​

While visions of lightsabers danced in their heads.​

And Addie in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,​

Had just settled our brains for a long Life Day’s nap.​

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When out in the BMC there arose such a clatter,​

I sprang from the Senate to see what was the matter.​

Away to the window I flew like a flash,​

Tore open the blast doors and threw up the sash.​

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The Death Star on the breast of the new-fallen snow​

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.​

When, what to my yellowing eyes should appear,​

But a Firespray-31, and eight users to fear.​

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With a crusty old driver, so nasty and quick,​

I knew in a moment it must be Jusik.​

More rapid than shriek hawks his coursers they came,​

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!​

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"Now Waffles! now, Volshe now, DG and Swannie​

On, Falcon On, Fett, on Runner and Gunny​

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!​

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"​

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As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,​

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.​

So up to the BMC’s rafters the coursers they flew,​

With the ship full of Toys, and The Mandalorian too.​

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And then, in a twinkling, I heard from the thread​

The shambling and jawing of the much dreaded Zed.​

As I drew in myself, and was turning around,​

Down through the roof The Mando came with a bound.​

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He was dressed all in beskar, from his head to his foot,​

And his armor was all tarnished with ashes and soot.​

A blaster carbine he had slung on his back,​

And he was like Jango, flying with his jetpack.​

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His T-Visor-how it twinkled! His buy’ce how merry!​

His blasters were like chrome, his blades like a cherry!​

His wookiee hide trophies were drawn up like a bow,​

And the skulls of his enemies were as white as the snow.​

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Under his bucket he flashed his white teeth,​

And the smoke from his jetpack encircled his head like a wreath.​

He had broad shoulders and a hard taught belly,​

But he needed a bath, he was rather smelly!​

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He was armored and ready, and rightly so tall,​

And I shook and I shivered, he was a threat to us all!​

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,​

Soon gave me to know that I had much to dread.​

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He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,​

And slew all the zombies, then turned with a jerk.​

He had no complaints, he was so aloof,​

And giving a nod, he rose through the roof!​

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He sprang to his starship, to his team gave a whistle,​

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.​

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he flew out of sight,​

"Happy Sithmas to all, and to all a good-night!"​

From the moderating staff of the EUC to all the users who make this such a fun, vibrant and welcoming community, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

 

You seem to have missed the part where he flies into the mouth of the Sarlaac and is eaten.

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

He gets better....

 

*Brings cake*

 

mmm cake....

 

I guess everyone is so busy eating, they stopped talking

 

Bardan!

If you enjoyed writing that even 1/2 as much as I did reading it...

 

It wasn't much really, just replacing a few key words.

But yeah it was fun.

 

It was hilarious to read.


I bring a gift of candy canes.

 

Humility only sweetens the frosting!

 

*Ice skates on the huge pond* Loved skating when I was younger.

 

Ice skating! *skates out onto the ice, falls on behind*

 

*helps you up* Go slower if you need.

 

Thanks

 

Not a problem.

So... just the two of us? No others?

 

*Sits nearby on a snow bank under a pine tree and sees this peak over the mountains surrounding the frozen pond*

 

Well socks come in pairs.

We make a good pair

 

Ananta! Eeeee!


So true Runner. SO true.

 

*does figure 8's on the ice, skirt flies up *

 

*Saves Runner* I think you're done ice skating*

 

But I'm just getting started. : pouts:

 

Okay

*gets to a table and sits down to have some hot cocoa*

 

I got one for each of us!