Zombie Posted on the HNet blog October 26, 2012 Included on "Digital Pants Volume 1" Now Scream This Halloween you better watch your step There are many creatures on the streets at night Some monsters come out of plastic boxes Still many more are of a supernatural kind If you run into a rotted corpse And he is gravitated in shorts, yell Zombie Then kick him in the face Zombie Then punch him in the nuts Zombie Then shoot him in the brain Zombie Now scream Youre on the town saying Trick or Treat But youre not thinking about how good you look to eat In every cemetery there are open spaces Any ghoul would love for you to take his place If you fall into an open grave And find youre staring face to face, yell Zombie Then kick him in the face Zombie Then punch him in the nuts Zombie Then shoot him in the brain Zombie Now scream Dont think that zombies are your friend The thing theyre mumbling isnt that they want to tell you a secret Dont think that zombies are injured people Theyre not injured people Theyre just partly dead people Dont think that Ive gone insane Youll take the tomb the day the zombies eat your brain Actually you wont because when they eat your brain youll become a zombie Youll be a zombie Youll be a zombie Youll be zombie Youll be a zombie Zombie Then you kick him in the face Zombie Then you punch him in the nuts Zombie Then you shoot him in the brain Zombie Now scream Zombie Then you kick him in the face Zombie Then you punch him in the nuts Zombie Then you shoot him in the brain Zombie Now scream
Mesa back! Oh lookie lookie dere, dats alotso wordies! Mesa lika dat! Now wheresa any bwains for mesa to be crunchin on?
No wait take mesa wit you! Mesa moi moi glad to be seein yousa! *shambles towards runjedirun* Howsa yousins bwains bein? Tasty mesa hope!
My husband actually did a Jar Jar voice for a fan written audio drama ounce....sadly reading Jar Jar will not phase me.
Addie! Little Addie?!? mesa so glad to bein seein you in dissen place too! *Shambles towards Addie to give her a big hug*
He appears again tonight and I might, just in the right mood ..... sees Zombie Jar Jar coming at her, swings ban stick and thwacks him across the side of the head. Back off....so not in the mood tonight...
Yousa bein no fair to mesa. Mesa just wantin to bein yousa fwiends. But mesa goin now. Mesa seein all yousins no likin mesa.