**EUC Sith** Dominion of Darkness - We?ll beat you with a rusty shovel. No, really.

History didn't have me before, it will not be repeating itself.

I vote for
**EUC Sith** Dominion of Darkness - We aren't really that bad... Screw that, we're pretty bad

(though, I'd like to abbreviate Dominion of Darkness to DoD)

 

A-****ing-men.

 

Saw it opening night, and thought it was excellent. Can't wait for the 4-hour long version with Tales of the Black Freighter intercut into it though.

 

Demetri Martin is soo good.

 

my apologies, master.

 

Do you watch the show on Wednesday nights?

 

I always forget. I really want to.

 

Do you have Comcast?

 

Nah. But, I do have a DVR, so I could record it I suppose.

 

Dammit Nick, what the frak's wrong with you?



But seriously, it's funny.

There was a skit where this guy went back in time and got Benjamin Franklin, William Shakespeare and Galileo Galilei to help him on his paper, and took them all to a TGI Fridays, and all the history guys were being ***holes to this waitress, then the smashed a glass, and Franklin tried to choke the manager. It was bloody brilliant.

 

Everything, dog.

For starters, I'm inconsistently detached from my peers.
I haven't clipped my toenails in a few weeks and I sometimes don't feel like shaving.
I'm undeniably strange.
I drink at least two cans of soda daily, and I eat whole bags of goldfish at once.
I'm highly unmotivated, and resourcefully lazy.
I?m in love with this girl, and I don?t really understand why or how.
I?m five feet eleven inches tall, and I only weigh a hundred and thirty pounds.
I took the SATs early, and only got a twelve hundred forty.
Sometimes I say things that have no relevance to anything I?ve ever said before.
I have volatile levels of maturity, ranging from that of an eleven year old boy, to one of a grizzled old man.
I bite my nails.
In my attempts to distance myself from my generation, I bring myself closer to them.
I bounce my legs, when I sit down for too long.
I?m ridiculously spoilt.
I sometimes have trouble holding a face to face conversation.
My mood changes without a noticeable pattern.
I?m indecisive.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Nilla Cakesters, or whatever.
I don?t do my Algebra II homework. Ever.
I have a bloated ego.
It?s one thirty-five in the morning.
I need sleep.

Goodnight all.

Edit: Oh, and I write/speak in fragments.
Edit2: For bold.

 

Ugh...too much baggage

No but really, you'll make a fine, messed up superhero.

 

Luckily, I've already got a superpower, so now I just need a suit or a sweet mask.

 

Fishbowl and green suit and purple cape.

Look everybody, it's Nick

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who doesn't?

 

Drop the fishbowl and the creepy lines on the suit, and add a regular old mask, and you've got me.

 

Nick... Are you okay?

 

I would just like to inform everyone that my new icon is teh winzorz.

 

Mine is better, because I made it myself...

 

I'm her best friend. Which makes everything worse.

Yeah, I am actually pretty good, W.

 

Why the abbreviation?

 

So people will thing we're really the Department of Defense! haha

 

Yeah, that'll fool 'em.

 

I assume it's to shorten the title down a bit.