EUCNN: Always on.

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  1. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 27, 2000
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    Hello, In the News today the popular Galaxy News Network was bought out be media Giant AOL/Timewarner. The renamed Expanded Universe Community Network News looks to expand it's market share by reporting on more of the happening in your EUC.

    With me to disguess to implications of this change is falafel Maker, Gregos Gasious.
    GG:<waves>
    Tell me Gregos, what do you think of this change?
    GG:Well I think that my falafels are the best in toen, my stand is at the corner of fifth and main and if you fon't like my falafels I'll eat my hat.
    Thats very interesting.. but about the GNN changing to the EUCNN...
    GG:eek:h well I never liked the GNN, to much government stuff. I've was disillusioned when F_I_D lost the Chancellorshirp.
    But F_I_D is the Chancellor.
    GG:eek:h? why the bloody fool couldn't find his back side with both hands and a falafel, which today only are 20% off.
    Thank you.
    GG: But I didn't get to tell you about.....

    And now with me is Genius George Lucas.
    GL:Cross me and I'll destroy you.
    Um what?
    GL:If you so much as look at me sideways I'll crush you like an ant.
    But I just wanted to know.
    GL:I'm done here...You'll be hearing from my lawyers,

    Well... I'm sorry folks that?s all the time we have for know, and remember we don't report the news, we make it.
  2. CeNedra Jedi Knight

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  3. jade_angel Jedi Master

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    I just saw your post in the Temple farraday and this one is even funnier. :)
  4. Kwenn Force Ghost

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    Mar 30, 2001
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    Hip hip, farr(aday)ah! Heh....
  5. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 27, 2000
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    With me now is the owner and manager of the fabulous Hans deli. Hello Ms. Yanksfan.
    Yf:Hi, Im so happy to be on your program.
    Why do you think your Deli's so popular?
    Yf:It's the special blend of comfort fun and drooling over Derek Jeter.
    Where do you see the Deli three months from now.
    Yf: Oh we'll still be here, we have no compitition you know, like the Yankees.
    I see. Now do you find it tough to juggle your responsibilities at the Senate and own the Deli?
    Yf:The senate? whooops. I really flubbed that one like the indians in the world series.
    Do you always mention baseball?
    Yf: Of course not I just find it makes things work smoother, like oiling a..
    Glove?
    Yf:errr yes.
    Anyways last question, is it true you're blackmailing han with pictures of him and a trandoshan in flagrante delecto?
    Yf:eek:f course not, whoever told you it was a trandoshan was obviously erred.
    Thank you. Until next time.
  6. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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  7. sweetheart Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2001
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    LOL!!! That was great! [face_laugh]
  8. DemonicJedi Jedi Master

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    Feb 11, 2001
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  9. barnsthefatjedi Jedi Grand Master

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  10. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 27, 2000
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    Hello, and welcome to meet the Admins where we'll present you a different Admin and ask them questions that are important to you. With me now is Darth Ludicrous, humourous fellow with great teeth.
    DL:I'm not laughing.
    Hah thats ludicrous.
    DL:You're an idiot.
    Oh you crack me up, so tell me what made you think of the idea for the popular "Luke I am you father" thread?
    DL:Thats still around? Geez I don't even rememeber making it.
    Ha! You're Hilarious! What about The Ludicrous Operations League .
    DL:What? I don't even know what that is.
    Oh god <laughter> you're a riot!
    DL:Did you have any real questions for me?
    Oh well, ahem, they have been some comments that you've been to harsh in cracking down on some posters what do you say to that?
    DL: Well they do call me diGestappo!
    I don't get it.
    DL:My last name.. diGestappo ... The Gestappo
    I don't...
    DL:Get it?
    No
    DL:God I can't believe I gave up a chance to oggle Missninfan for this.
    Hah oh god you're hilarious oh I'm crying.
    DL: I'm leaving.
    Oh that man cracks me up.
    <wipes away tears of mirth>
    Anyway next time on Meet the Admins we see Vertical, good admin or compensating for something, you decide.



  11. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

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    NEWS FALSH!!! Barbie is getting a bigger waist and Smaller Chest not surprisingly. earlier today Ken announced he wanted start seeing other dolls.
  12. Yanksfan Chosen One

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    Hey, I don't *always* talk about baseball!

    But that's okay, farraday. It was a funny post. In fact I haven't laughed so hard since Bill Buckner let that ball dribble through his legs in the 1986 World Series.... :D
  13. Corran9 Jedi Master

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    **funky news music**

    We interrupt the finacial report to bring you this important reminder. Tune in to the Morning News Brief for breaking news coverage of the Chancellor's twin daughter's illegal night on the town. Hear how they purchashed adult beverages using an illegal ID card. We now return to the regular scheduled program.

    **funky news music**
  14. JarJarJedi Force Ghost

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    Feb 6, 2001
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    Hey, watch what you say about the Cleveland Indians!! :mad:
  15. Corran9 Jedi Master

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    "...as the detective searched for evidence in this terrible murder mystery **cough, cough** the Indians **cough cough** suck **cough cough...sorry folks I have a bit of a cough going, anyway the detective..."
  16. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    And now...

    The farraday group.
    A completely unrehearsed, unscripted program.
    <introductory music>
    Joining me tonight are this weeks panelists, Gehngis12, Yanksfan, Barnsthefatjedi, and Padawan716.

    Lets get right to it. Issue Number 1 Is F_I_ D a failure. Mr Padawan I start with you.
    P716:I don't think so, despite his inability to make the senate work he has allowed a great amount of free...
    fdy:Thank you, shut up. Ghengis?
    G12: I think this can best be related to the question of is Obi-wan a failure as a Jedi. Now in HttE Zahn makes the horrible mistake of...
    fdy: stop talking! The correct answer is yes Diet Rootbeer is horrible.
    Next Topic! TYVMF, actual threat or botany club? I go to you fatjadi.
    btfj:yes, as Foreign minister I've never seen a group so intent on wholesale destruction...
    Yf:I don't know if I agree with that.
    fdy:eek:h?
    Yf:We've had a few in the bar and they're no where near as destructive as a baseball riot.
    fdy: Ghengis?
    G12: Well despite continuity Zahn is at fault for the YV... if...
    fdy: shut up. next Issue, what is Issue number 5? fatjedi?
    btfj:Um... my godhood?
    fdy:wrong! Yanksfan?
    Yf: Derek Jeters tight butt?
    fdy:No! Ghengis?
    G12: Zah...
    fdy: No! Padawan?
    P716:um.... why jade_angel is so cute?
    fdy: no! Issue number five, why is my head so big? Ghen...
    G12:well..
    fdy:nevermind, Padawan?
    P716:umm...recessive genes?
    fdy: yes! Final topic! EU fact or fiction? Ghengis?
    G12:fact, all but Z....
    fdy:padawan?
    P716: um... well...
    fdy:Yanksfan?
    Yf: Everything's true..except where Han and Leia don't get along.
    fdy:so nothing?
    Yf: well like curve ball it's not as simple as it seems...
    fdy:nevermind, fatjedi?
    btfj: Well some things like the lamentable Glove of Darth Vader series...
    fdy:And now Final thoughts. In a forum where black can seem white and night seems like day the most important thing to remember is where your towel is.
    Last words? Ghengis!.
    G12:Zahn sucks!
    fdy:Yanksfan!
    YF:Go Yankees!
    fdy: Padawan!
    P716: I love you jade_angel
    fdy: Fat Jedi?
    btfj: I am god!

    fdy:until next time!
    <closing music>
  17. Padawan716 Force Ghost

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    Feb 7, 2001
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    LoL!!!!! I loved that Farraday [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
  18. Darth_Duck Force Ghost

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    MG, this is great, i haven't laughed so hard, scince, um, scince, for a long time.
  19. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Feb 15, 2001
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    Har dee har har, :D, it's great, I'd like to visit the show sometime though. And not be portrayed as an incumbant idiot. :p
  20. barnsthefatjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL! I am most pleased with this humorous parody. I won't send a plague of locusts, this time [face_devil] :p
  21. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Get over it Barns, you're not God! Although you may think you are, you're not! I'am God, now bow down before me. :D :p
  22. Yanksfan Chosen One

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    Nov 3, 2000
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    Ha ha!! That was awesome!! Keep 'em coming, farraday. I love these. :)
  23. barnsthefatjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 17, 2001
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    FID, you dare question ME!!!! You are no God, however, I am willing to hand over my powers for a small fee... :p
  24. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Feb 15, 2001
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    I only have 5,000,000,000,000 credits that I uhhh.....borrowed.
  25. Rokangus Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 18, 2000
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    Yes...a botany club

    That is very good. The YVMF is a botany club. Keep on believing that. Hehehe.

    Oh was laughing wickedly out loud back there? Ahem, pardon me. Just go on with your lives, there's nothing more to see here. ;) [face_devil]



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