EUCNN: Always on.

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  1. Anonymous_Jedi Jedi Master

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  2. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    You guys are going to have a field day over this RP, right?

    Wow, just when I though you guys were getting boring, you could actually make me chuckle. I have yet to laugh, though.

    And I don't think anything could make me ROTFLMAO.
  3. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    LOL at the interview with JM. I'm actually getting a little free time now to start work on a couple interviews of my own. You should start seeing them in a few days or longer if you be sure and remember to take all your medication.
  4. Lord Bane Manager Emeritus

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    I thought you guys had died. Well, perhaps I should join, propose something radical, overthrow the regime only to be overthrown the by prior's shadowy partner, survive the stabbings, then come out as second in command to a pile of peat moss.
  5. Lord Bane Manager Emeritus

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  6. The Gatherer Jedi Youngling

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    Hey, its been a while since I have been 'interviewed' . . . my publicist is having seizures! :)
  7. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    RH: Good evening, this is Rogue1-and-a-half, special correspondant within the Expanded Universe Defence Force. I'm here tonight with GrandAdmiralJello. Hello.

    GAJ: Hey.

    RH: First of all, tell me, how long have you been a member of the boards?

    GAJ: That wasn't funny.

    RH: What?

    GAJ: You're not funny at all.

    RH: Right, well, tell me, what made you decide to join the EUDF?

    GAJ: You pathetic attempts at humour are no match for me.

    RH: Look, answer the question.

    GAJ: You'll never suceed.

    RH: Look, I'm not here to make you laugh . . .

    GAJ: Obviously not, your interviews stink to high heaven.

    RH: I'm here to . . . what did you say?

    GAJ: Let's sweeten the pot. I'll give you a hundred dollars if you make me laugh.

    RH: . . .

    GAJ: Here it is. Crisp, crinkly, new dollar bills.

    RH: . . .

    GAJ: You know you can't do it. You know you're a loser.

    RH: All right, that's it! I've wanted to say this for a long time, but I never had the guts. Your user name is stupid!

    GAJ: Angry attacks and insults. That's what masquerades for humour around here. You people disgust me! I'm leaving!

    RH: Hey, I'm not stopping ya!

    Camera cuts to:

    Announcer: That wasn't funny.

    Camera pans to:

    RH: Oh, shut up!
  8. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Noo---- Noo---- I made a brief laughing noise! OUT LOUD!


    NOO.

    But... it wasn't funny. I was just choking, that's all.
  9. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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  10. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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  11. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    I assume spelling succeed suceed is considered humorous as well?

    Humans... everything has to be funny.

    It'll take more than a short interview to make me laugh!

    I'm gonna go now. I don't want any of you... Media people trying to kill me.

    I'm too important for death!

    ((J/k... all of it. It was kinda funny... Out of 10, 10 being the highest.... I'd give it a 7.))
  12. XCountryJedi Jedi Master

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    Do you need any assisstance, Ja... *looks around.* I mean Grand Admiral Jello.
  13. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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  14. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    **In a breaking news story, tension involved with the many factions involved in the reputed 'RP Civil War' show no signs of backing down, and war seems imminent.
    Admiral Zaarin seems to have escaped the death sentance for now, and an Imperial inquiry is now decieding if he is to be re-admitted into the navy.
    nevertheless his power has grown immeasurably with his ownership of the Kuat Drive Yards, and his actions have increased tension between rebel and imperial factions tenfold.
    On a brighter note, the people of the rebellion are ensuring that if War does break out, survivors and families of soldiers will not lose everything. PoT has set up a hostel in 'The Market Square' where those injured or rendered homeless can find shelter and aid. Many kind shop holders in the square have offered supplies and aid, showing that in this time of turmoil and madness, not everyone has lost their humanity.
    but in the light of a mounting war - as both sides stockpile weaponary, ships and personal - it seems the greatest enemy in this conflict; is war itself.

    This is PoT, Rebel Refugee co-ordinator, signing off."
  15. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    PoT, no matter what the results of the fate-deciding poll are, I will still have strong links with the Imperial Navy. One option is to be re-admitted, the other is to be just a powerful ally. So both are good :)
  16. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    RH: Good evening, this is special correspondant Rogue1-and-a-half, shining the light of truth into the dark underbelly of the Expanded Universe Defence Force. Here with me tonight is Count_Dooka. Hey.

    CD: Hey.

    RH: So, tell me, Count, how long have you been on the boards?

    CD: Well, you see . . .

    RH: Hey, man, are you aware that your mouth movements don't fit the words you're saying?

    CD: Really? Um, heh heh, I guess I must just be, um . . .

    RH: It's still happening. Why are you sitting like that? Hey! Somebody's behind your chair!

    CD: I don't know what you're talking about.

    RH: I see you, Lord Bane. Come out here!

    LB: (sticking his head out) Uh, yeah?

    RH: What are you doing? Is Dooka your sock puppet?

    LB: Well, I'm actually embarressed to admit. . .

    RH: And well you should be. A sock in the ranks of the EUDF. Terrible!

    LB: Really? Well, what if I asked UriasXaxhan to come in?

    RH: Who?

    LB: Come on in.

    UX: . . .

    LB: Say something!

    UX: . . .

    LB: He's just standing there! Because he's your sock, isn't he?

    RH: Well . . .

    LB: I thought so.

    Jedi Merkurian enters.

    JM: Socks in the EUDF? Really, guys.

    RH: Oh, they were just jokes.

    LB: Right.

    JM: . . .

    RH: You're not mad, are you?

    LB: Listen, Dooka was just for use as infiltration. I just wanted to know if the EUDF was still the corrupt machine it had been.

    JM: You're not exactly getting on my good side here.

    RH: I had permission from Ganner . . .

    JM: But Ganner's not here anymore. You're in my world now.

    RH: Would it help if I said I was sorry?

    Kwenn and Deb Sibwarra appear on either side of JM. They are dressed in black and are holding long metal batons.

    RH: How about if I cried with remorse?

    JM: FEEL MY WRATH!!!

    LB: Oh crap.

    RH: These are real tears.

    JM: And get those cameras out of here.

    Black screen.
  17. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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  18. Lord Bane Manager Emeritus

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    Haha! Ah, that's nothing but trouble...nothing but trouble.

    "I just wanted to know if the EUDF was still the corrupt machine it had been."

    *whew* that brings back memories.
  19. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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  20. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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    this should be funny...

    Hey when are you guys ever going to broadcast the EUC Civil War?
  21. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    I betrayed both sides in the Civil War and don't use humans in my shipping empire...
  22. Rupert_Murdoch Jedi Padawan

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    On the right path then. Quality. And I know quality.
  23. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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  24. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Zaarin you do know that these interviews are fake. This is a comedy new agency... they can't report for beans. If they "interviewed" you... they would just make you into a mockery of yourself...no, wait. You do that already.

    Now... I'll head out before a EUCNN guy calls security....
  25. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    Well I figured it was a comedy agency...
    I do make a mockery of myself!
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