Discussion in 'EU Community' started by farraday, Jun 2, 2001.
what Jello said
I'm surprised there hasn't been one on me yet...
oops shouldn't of said that, crud.
Kansas might be in Davy Jones Locker now...
im not that surprised AJ
RH: Good evening, this is correspondant Rogue1-and-a-half here with Anonymus_Jedi.
RH: So, tell me who the heck are you?
AJ: I have no recollection of that, Senator.
RH: Great. So, what's your connection to the Expanded Universe Community?
AJ: I've actually never been there.
AJ: Would I lie to you?
RH: I actually have no way of knowing that . . .
AJ: Trust me.
RH: So, why are you here?
AJ: Beats me.
RH: . . .
AJ: . . .
RH: Well, got anything to say?
AJ: I think you're a loser.
RH: We can edit that, can't we?
AJ: Could I have some iced tea?
RH: Thank you and good night.
I'll refrian from comment at this time.
Oh c'mon that was horrible, that didn't sound like me at all, somecome up with a better one!
AJ; read your screen name to yourself, and you'll get it.
Yeah, the point was I don't know you. Sorry, I knew it was weak. I saw your comment and I ripped that off in two minutes.
Well, it didn't sound like him, much like my interview didn't sound like me, but it was mostly true.
I dragged AJ into the EUC.
wow, this is great...the only news show on that isn't talking about suing the united states, missles, sex scandels and corrupt political figures...well maybe the political figures...keep it up
In current news, Rouge Null has reappeared in the EUC, and has made a stunning anouncement. He has declared that at the end of the summer he is going to let his current name die, and replace it with ROGUE NULL, what he intended to have in the first place. When asked why he had stuck with the oddly neutral name for so long, he answered "I didn't realize I had misspelled until late in the game. So I stuck with the Name until I couldn't stand it anymore."
This and other breaking stories will be posted later in the day.
and about my news story, SOMEONE has to know me well enough to write one of those news storys about me...oops, i know who, I shouldnt of said that.....bye
Fine, I'll do it. Expect it tommorrow.
I think you guys should do one on InasneChiss, but you have to do some research on her. She is really unique and would be great to interview. Maybe you guys can actually interview her for real.
EDIT: I always forget it is a little 'p' for the smiliey.
Shoot, I knew I should of kept my mouth shut....
Hello, I'm KansasNavy. Tonight we will be talking with Wildwookiee, farraday, and TheGatherer about the alarming number of RP games being played at the EUC.
Ww: Good evening.
KN: So what do you think about the RP war between the Imperial Navy and Rebel Alliance?
TGa: That's a good question. According to recent statistics, most EUCers feel that they are a part of something great, eve though it is meaningless and stupifies anybody playing it.
Ww: Now I beg to differ. From what I've seen, it seems to be enjoyful for everybody apart of it. Many great pre-battles have been typed out.
KN: Do you thintk these RPs should be contained in the RPG forum?
TGa: Yes. The RPG forum is for Role-Playing Games. At least the last time I checked.
KN: Why's that?
TGa: Well, I'm convinced.
KN: Next quest-for crying out loud! FARRADAY, wake up!
fdy: Umm awake, my eyes are...just...
KN: Wake up! As a member of the EUCNN broadcast member, you're disgracing us!
fdy: Hehe-good one.
KN: Ahhh-I forgot the next question. Teleprompter!?
fdy: Why do they call barnsthefatjedi, 'barnsthefatjedi'?
TGa: That raises an interesting question.
Ww: No it doesn't.
fdy: Does he really need 'barns' in his title? We already know that all fat jedi are named barns. It couldn't be dilbertthefatejedi or hansthefatjedi.
KN: Let's get back on topic, shall we? What is next generation RP going to-
TGa: Maybe he feels that Bozo is an unfullfilly name, with a paradox of-
KN: TheGatherer, don't do that. I'm warning you!
Ww: You know what bothers me? Starships.
TGa: Oh don't get started on starships. You ever flown in solar turbulence?
Ww: Yeah! Freaked me out! And those landings-
TGa: Scares the mmmph out of me!
fdy: What about that spaceport security? How about this crack-squad of savvy motivated personnel. Feel good with them at the helm?
Ww: With that fat heavy-set women with skin-tight uniform up front-
TGa: And that second guy. The genious who decided to stand in front of x-rays 14 hours a day.
glass shatters, and a group of troops repels from the skylight
G_V: That's right. We're here to abduct you.
G_V: For not following your civic duty.
KN: What do you mean?
G_V: Yesterday you started a severe collision. You were reported to have bumped a vehicle in front of you, causing a massive 124 car pileup, including 10 of our AT-ATs.
KN: So you've caught me. I draw my blaster aiming at General_Veers.
GV: Blaster hits me in the shoulder, causing 51 points of damage.
TGa: This is why they don't belong here. Their constant-
GV: Shut up!
GV: You're all under military-arrest because of conspiring to commit a crime.
Ww: I was actually speaking in favor
stun blast knocks Wildwookie out...cold
fdy: Wookies gone wild: Imperial Abuse. Hehe.
KN: You might want to stun him.
GV: I'd rather put a hole in him.
good, I needed the sleep...
*continues to sleep...zzzz
Oh, Lord, that was hysterical.
Blaster hits me in the shoulder causing 51 points of damage.
I'm awake, my eyes just . . .
LOL, I liked the bit where GV breaks in.
We've been wondering where our leader was...
Anyway, we're having technical difficulties with the making of AJ's interview, so it won't be posted until tommorrow or maybe Sunday at the very latest.
Hello. I'm KansasNavy. I have a breaking news development to tell you about. Jediguy hit a kangaroo on his way to school. Here to tell about his side of the story is jediguy.
KN: So what happened?
jg: So here I am, driving peacefully, minding my own business, when WHAM!. Out of nowhere a kangaroo slammed into my side of the car and smashed the glass.
KN: I thought they were extinct?
jg: Nah. They will be if they keep that up, though.
KN: Hmmm...peculiar. Why do you think the kangaroo attacked your automobile so visciously?
jg: I don't know. There was nothing odd looking about it.
KN: Maybe there's more to a kangaroo than meets the eye?
jg: No, there's less.
KN: Well, there has to have been a reason-
jg: No, you don't understand Kansas. I've looked into a kangaroo's beady eyes. They're pure evil.
KN: So how was your car?
jg: A new car with a broken window and a big dent in the side.
KN: What kind of vehicle do you drive?
jg: A Subaru Outback.
KN: Go figure. I've hit Big Foot.
KN: Yep. I was driving through a wooded area when all of a sudden a big hairy thing tried to stop me because it had a broken hand, I believe.
jg: What did you do.
KN: I kept going. He called me a ****** fat *** and flipped me off.
jg: Are you allowed to say that on this?
KN: The censor has to earn his paycheck. Any who, I put that baby in reverse and flattened him. He won't be flipp'n anyone where he's going...the animal control vet.
jg: Interesting, but what does that have to do with my story?
KN: What? Oh...shows the struggle that you and I...slaughter animals.
jg: But I like animals-
KN: And they know that. So they know they can push you around. Then they push too hard and destroy your car!
jg: It's not like that. Animals are-
KN: Stupid? Ungainly? Rude? They should be making way for us!
jg: You're insane. How do you live with yourself?
KN: It's not easy.
lol that sounds just like JediGuy...
LOL@ the part with GV.
He is strangly absent... but that part with the 51 points of damage was funny. Not that we do that, but...