EUCNN: Always on.

you know what sucks? It's hard to get tire track out of your fur....it took me weeks to recover from that

 

I've been waiting for AJ's okay on the interview and I should probably get GAJ's okay too, but...oh well, here it is. Just remember, I don't do this as a career, so quality is not quite there.

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Good Morning! This is your guest interviewer, XCountryJedi, interviewing our guest, Anonymous_Jedi of the Imperial Navy and LOL!

XCJ: Hello, AJ.
AJ: Hey!
XCJ: Welcome to the show.
AJ: Heh.
XCJ: My first question is...What do you do in the Imperial Navy?
AJ: I?m a Line Admiral and the maker of the secret Imperial Navy base. You can get to it if you follow this link: SECRET Imperial Base
XCJ: I see it?s not much of a secret.
AJ: Oh, it is. There is so many bugs it is a wonder I know what is going on at all.
XCJ: Bugs?
AJ: Yeah, all the time. It doesn?t help that a certain admin keeps messing with the functions and stuff.
XCJ: *Looks around, innocent.* Okay, my next question...Do you think there should be new leadership in TIN?
AJ: wtf...TIN?
XCJ: *blinks* Yes, The Imperial Navy.
AJ: Oh...Yes, I think GrandAdmiralJello should be elected leader and I get his former postion. For all the work I did on the secret base and all.
XCJ: Sure, okay, now the tough one. What is your relationship with GAJ?
AJ: Well, it could be best described in this conversation we once had. *Motions to someone off screen.* Roll film!

GrandAdmiralJello: (I feel very Imperial... all this power... hehehe)
Anonymous_Jedi: Your power is going to your head GAJ
*Film jumps.*
Anonymous_Jedi: They don't know what that means.
Anonymous_Jedi: Speak English, techy boy.
GrandAdmiralJello: I do.
Anonymous_Jedi: Oh, smart boy, eh?
GrandAdmiralJello: I'm quite computer savvy, Thankyou.
Anonymous_Jedi: ...I guess it comes with rank.
GrandAdmiralJello: 8P
Anonymous_Jedi: Mr. Grand Admiral
Anonymous_Jedi: SIR!
GrandAdmiralJello: Thank you...
Anonymous_Jedi: ...ya ya
GrandAdmiralJello: Captain...
Anonymous_Jedi: Don't rub it in.
GrandAdmiralJello: I'm not, Captain.
GrandAdmiralJello: Just being formal.
XCountryJedi: How is your uniforms smelling today, GAJ?
Anonymous_Jedi: lol
GrandAdmiralJello: Very Cherry, Thankyou.
Anonymous_Jedi: LOL!
GrandAdmiralJello: brb
Anonymous_Jedi: k
XCountryJedi: k
Anonymous_Jedi: *Mumble* Good riddance. *Mumbles*
Anonymous_Jedi: ...SIR!
Anonymous_Jedi: lol
GrandAdmiralJello: Good riddance?
Anonymous_Jedi: What?
Anonymous_Jedi: Huh?
Anonymous_Jedi: Sir, I don?t know what you?re talking about.
GrandAdmiralJello: Excuse me?
GrandAdmiralJello: Why you little... Captain.

XCJ: I see, interesting. May I ask what brought you two together?
AJ: Of course, it was you.
XCJ: Me?
AJ: *Nods* Roll film!

GrandAdmiralJello: ((Eating dinner))
Anonymous_Jedi: Oh, eat up sir.
XCountryJedi: WAIT!
Anonymous_Jedi: lol
Anonymous_Jedi: He'll ruin the uniform.
GrandAdmiralJello: ((I'm eating and typing))
XCountryJedi: Let me taste it first, it might have poison.
GrandAdmiralJello: Very well.
GrandAdmiralJello: *Hands her a spoon of yellowish rice.*
XCountryJedi: *Nibble, nibble, choke, hack!!*
GrandAdmiralJello: Oh my?
GrandAdmiralJello: Dear me!
Anonymous_Jedi: Uh...
Anonymous_Jedi: :'( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
GrandAdmiralJello: Don't worry.
Anonymous_Jedi: I was about to do the Hymlick.
GrandAdmiralJello: Spaarti cloning cylinders are standing by.
XCountryJedi: No need sir, just cut smaller pieces.
GrandAdmiralJello: Smaller pieces, of rice?
Anonymous_Jedi: Make a clone of her, we don't wanna lose her.
Anonymous_Jedi: We'd be too lonely.

XCJ: You do respect Grand GrandAdmiralJello though, don?t you?
AJ: Yes, of course. He?s a perfect, unerring, flawless, god-like leader.
XCJ: Really? What about this? Roll Film! Hehehe...

XCountryJedi: It'll only be my 5th [clone].
GrandAdmiralJello: 5th?
Anonymous_Jedi: ...5TH?!
GrandAdmiralJello: I though you were an original?
Anonymous_Jedi: Oh, dear me.
GrandAdmiralJello: You n

 

LOL!

Might want to repost this in EUCNN2.

 

See, she can do a good job, why cant you guys...oh wait, she knows me better..oops, lol

 

Praise her glory...again!

 

Up.

 

Good old classic humor

 

OMG, original EUCNN!!! From before I was a mod.

Priceless.

 

Wow. This thread is old.

 

Wow...this was a good four years before I joined the site. Ancient.

 

This thread is almost as old as the EUC

 

Oh my! Did you unlock this??

 

Is there a better time for people to appreciate classic EUC humor than when the whole site is celebrating its anniversary?

 

This was before my time, thanks for unlocking it rogue