EUCNN: Always on.

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  1. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

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    Apr 14, 2001
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    you know what sucks? It's hard to get tire track out of your fur....it took me weeks to recover from that
  2. XCountryJedi Jedi Master

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    Feb 15, 2001
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    I've been waiting for AJ's okay on the interview and I should probably get GAJ's okay too, but...oh well, here it is. Just remember, I don't do this as a career, so quality is not quite there.

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    Good Morning! This is your guest interviewer, XCountryJedi, interviewing our guest, Anonymous_Jedi of the Imperial Navy and LOL!

    XCJ: Hello, AJ.
    AJ: Hey!
    XCJ: Welcome to the show.
    AJ: Heh.
    XCJ: My first question is...What do you do in the Imperial Navy?
    AJ: I?m a Line Admiral and the maker of the secret Imperial Navy base. You can get to it if you follow this link: SECRET Imperial Base
    XCJ: I see it?s not much of a secret.
    AJ: Oh, it is. There is so many bugs it is a wonder I know what is going on at all.
    XCJ: Bugs?
    AJ: Yeah, all the time. It doesn?t help that a certain admin keeps messing with the functions and stuff.
    XCJ: *Looks around, innocent.* Okay, my next question...Do you think there should be new leadership in TIN?
    AJ: wtf...TIN?
    XCJ: *blinks* Yes, The Imperial Navy.
    AJ: Oh...Yes, I think GrandAdmiralJello should be elected leader and I get his former postion. For all the work I did on the secret base and all.
    XCJ: Sure, okay, now the tough one. What is your relationship with GAJ?
    AJ: Well, it could be best described in this conversation we once had. *Motions to someone off screen.* Roll film!

    GrandAdmiralJello: (I feel very Imperial... all this power... hehehe)
    Anonymous_Jedi: Your power is going to your head GAJ
    *Film jumps.*
    Anonymous_Jedi: They don't know what that means.
    Anonymous_Jedi: Speak English, techy boy.
    GrandAdmiralJello: I do.
    Anonymous_Jedi: Oh, smart boy, eh?
    GrandAdmiralJello: I'm quite computer savvy, Thankyou.
    Anonymous_Jedi: ...I guess it comes with rank.
    GrandAdmiralJello: 8P
    Anonymous_Jedi: Mr. Grand Admiral
    Anonymous_Jedi: SIR!
    GrandAdmiralJello: Thank you...
    Anonymous_Jedi: ...ya ya
    GrandAdmiralJello: Captain...
    Anonymous_Jedi: Don't rub it in.
    GrandAdmiralJello: I'm not, Captain.
    GrandAdmiralJello: Just being formal.
    XCountryJedi: How is your uniforms smelling today, GAJ?
    Anonymous_Jedi: lol
    GrandAdmiralJello: Very Cherry, Thankyou.
    Anonymous_Jedi: LOL!
    GrandAdmiralJello: brb
    Anonymous_Jedi: k
    XCountryJedi: k
    Anonymous_Jedi: *Mumble* Good riddance. *Mumbles*
    Anonymous_Jedi: ...SIR!
    Anonymous_Jedi: lol
    GrandAdmiralJello: Good riddance?
    Anonymous_Jedi: What?
    Anonymous_Jedi: Huh?
    Anonymous_Jedi: Sir, I don?t know what you?re talking about.
    GrandAdmiralJello: Excuse me?
    GrandAdmiralJello: Why you little... Captain.

    XCJ: I see, interesting. May I ask what brought you two together?
    AJ: Of course, it was you.
    XCJ: Me?
    AJ: *Nods* Roll film!

    GrandAdmiralJello: ((Eating dinner))
    Anonymous_Jedi: Oh, eat up sir.
    XCountryJedi: WAIT!
    Anonymous_Jedi: lol
    Anonymous_Jedi: He'll ruin the uniform.
    GrandAdmiralJello: ((I'm eating and typing))
    XCountryJedi: Let me taste it first, it might have poison.
    GrandAdmiralJello: Very well.
    GrandAdmiralJello: *Hands her a spoon of yellowish rice.*
    XCountryJedi: *Nibble, nibble, choke, hack!!*
    GrandAdmiralJello: Oh my?
    GrandAdmiralJello: Dear me!
    Anonymous_Jedi: Uh...
    Anonymous_Jedi: :'( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
    GrandAdmiralJello: Don't worry.
    Anonymous_Jedi: I was about to do the Hymlick.
    GrandAdmiralJello: Spaarti cloning cylinders are standing by.
    XCountryJedi: No need sir, just cut smaller pieces.
    GrandAdmiralJello: Smaller pieces, of rice?
    Anonymous_Jedi: Make a clone of her, we don't wanna lose her.
    Anonymous_Jedi: We'd be too lonely.

    XCJ: You do respect Grand GrandAdmiralJello though, don?t you?
    AJ: Yes, of course. He?s a perfect, unerring, flawless, god-like leader.
    XCJ: Really? What about this? Roll Film! Hehehe...

    XCountryJedi: It'll only be my 5th [clone].
    GrandAdmiralJello: 5th?
    Anonymous_Jedi: ...5TH?!
    GrandAdmiralJello: I though you were an original?
    Anonymous_Jedi: Oh, dear me.
    GrandAdmiralJello: You n
  3. KansasNavy Force Ghost

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    Mar 10, 2001
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    LOL!

    Might want to repost this in EUCNN2.
  4. Anonymous_Jedi Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2001
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    See, she can do a good job, why cant you guys...oh wait, she knows me better..oops, lol
  5. KansasNavy Force Ghost

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    Praise her glory...again!
  6. Sturm Antilles Former Manager

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  7. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

    Manager
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  8. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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  9. Dingo Force Ghost

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    Apr 23, 2001
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    OMG, original EUCNN!!! From before I was a mod.

    Priceless.
  10. Darth_wanderguard Force Ghost

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  11. SwordoftheJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 7, 2005
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    Wow...this was a good four years before I joined the site. Ancient.
  12. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 12, 2000
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    This thread is almost as old as the EUC :)
  13. Jaina Byrd Force Ghost

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    Feb 21, 1999
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    Oh my! Did you unlock this??
  14. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 12, 2000
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    Is there a better time for people to appreciate classic EUC humor than when the whole site is celebrating its anniversary?
  15. Katana_Geldar Force Ghost

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    Mar 3, 2003
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    This was before my time, thanks for unlocking it rogue
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