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EUCNN: Always on.

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by farraday, Jun 2, 2001.

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  1. Shedao15

    Shedao15 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    100th POST!
     
  2. Wedge 88

    Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    More fun. I like it.
     
  3. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Chosen One star 5

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    woo, great work, i still think FID and the intern...
    Vote Duck, vote Duck, vote Duck, do it, Vote Duck
     
  4. Dev Sibwarra

    Dev Sibwarra Jedi Padawan star 4

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    How long have you been using that subliminal message, Darth Duck?
     
  5. KansasNavy

    KansasNavy Jedi Master star 4

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    Weird News

    In the future, wars will be fought in space. Or possibly VERY tall mountains. But you will not fight those wars, but rather fighting robots. In a fashion to the knock'em/sock'em robots of old. In any case, it is our job to build and maintain those robots.
    Congradulations. You have graduated from MIT.

    Weird News.
     
  6. barnsthefatjedi

    barnsthefatjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Congratulations, you have all graduated from World War I college. Uh oh!

    {I can't remember exactly what they say. ;)
     
  7. KansasNavy

    KansasNavy Jedi Master star 4

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    LoL! I know what happens afterwards. (think of what Germans had on top of their helmets in WWI)

    "Congradulations. You are all new members of the World War I re-creation society!

    [throw helmets in air]

    "Uh-oh!"
     
  8. barnsthefatjedi

    barnsthefatjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    I'll be using this bed for eating, sleeping and maybe building a little fort, but nothing else.
     
  9. Rouge Null

    Rouge Null Jedi Knight star 5

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    I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I've never felt so ALIVE! I'm king of the world....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

    (homer falls down the cliff on a skateboard)
     
  10. KansasNavy

    KansasNavy Jedi Master star 4

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    If you have any questions, comments, and suggestions about the EUCNN, PM me.

    If you're gonna recite Simpsons quotes, the best place would be Star Wars/Simpsons Community

     
  11. KansasNavy

    KansasNavy Jedi Master star 4

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    This is Chief Boasting Correspondent KansasNavy here. The EUCNN has thouroughly and overwhelmingly defeated it's only competition in the Expanded Universe Community; the Ludicrous Operations League.
    On the outside, they seem like fun loving people who like to have a good laugh. But at what expense. I am going to take a look. Tonight I will interview their 'leader', Sithflame.

    KN: Hello
    Sf: Im gonna tell you right now, I don't like you.
    KN: That goes for me too.
    Sf: Good
    KN: Fine
    Sf: Than it's settled
    KN: Er...why do you think it's funny to mock other threads in this community?
    Sf: Simple; it's funny! Moron...
    KN: We don't need to-
    Sf: Listen here, the only reason I'm doing this is because you promised to wash mow my lawn.
    KN: Okay. Okay.
    Sf: And you guys like to mock other people.
    KN: True.
    Sf: Ohh! I get it now! You're just gonna twist what I say and make fun of me!
    KN: ...
    Sf: The LOL has more posts and more staff than the EUCNN! Where do you come off thinking you're better than the LOL!
    KN: Calm down. Uhh...where do you see LOL in a year?
    Sf: I-I guess we would be the best comedy thread on the entire EUC.
    KN: *under breath*Bull crap.
    Sf: What was that!?
    KN: I said...'hull cap'.
    Sf: No you didn't. I am gonna rip your eyes out and stuff it down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you!!!
    KN: I'd like to see you-

    *Sf punches KN out in one swing; steals his wallet; walks out mumbling*
     
  12. Wedge 88

    Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    "Sf: Listen here, the only reason I'm doing this is because you promised to wash mow my lawn."

    You promised to wash mow his lawn? How does that work? :D
     
  13. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    fdy: Hello, with me now is deadly assassin and mediocre piccolo player Rouge Null.
    RN: What do you mean mediocre?
    fdy: Just that... well there are better players.
    RN: Give me their names and addresses.... they won't be better for long....
    fdy: <cough> moving on... Rouge Null... that?s a funny name.
    RN: are you making fun of my name?
    fdy: no no.. it's just rouge. not rogue... I mean
    RN: 'cause if you're making fun of my name I'll gut you like a fish and fillet your rotting carcass.
    fdy: Rouge.. always thought.. fine name yes.
    RN: Right.
    fdy: moving on... what?s it like being an assassin?
    RN: You don't get invited to many parties.
    fdy: So it's rather lonely?
    RN: I said you didn't get invited, not that you didn't go.
    fdy: So what do you like best about parties?
    RN: Lots of targets.
    fdy: Um... tell me about your family.
    RN: How about I tell you about your spleen?
    fdy: errr...
    RN: Size.. shape... texture... taste
    fdy: <shudder> moving on... well how many people have you killed?
    RN: It doesn't matter once you've been paid now does it?
    fdy: I just figured taking a persons life is a big event.
    RN: Only if you don't do it right.... are you sure you weren't making fun of my name.
    fdy: oh no I wasn't... no never.
    RN: You still haven't paid me for offing barns eg...
    fdy: And that?s all the time we have for now! I'll see you folk later.... hopefully.
    <fade>

     
  14. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    In from the new Gallop poll: 8% of people have sex four or more times a week. The number drops to 2% when you add the phrase with partner.
     
  15. Yodas-Butt-Cushions

    Yodas-Butt-Cushions Jedi Youngling

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    Every 50 years Master Yoda does it. A machine I am. Yeesssss. Hehehe. Gimme gimme, I'm old!
     
  16. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This thread is still a absolute riot! LOL at every post!
     
  17. Rouge Null

    Rouge Null Jedi Knight star 5

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    Thanks farraday. THAT WAS GREAT!
     
  18. Krec-Arriel

    Krec-Arriel Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I love this channel. I think I'm going to have it wired into my house.
     
  19. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    EUCNN in over 1 homes!

    no?

    Any ways

    Meet the admins!
    fdy: Hello once again we here at meet the admins strive towards broadcast excellence, to this we regretfully take back some of the things we said in the last interview with Chyren. While Chyren is in fact a bitter disgruntled man we did not, in fact, wet ourselves, we're sorry for any confusion this might have caused.
    Anyways onto this weeks interview, with me now is Son of the Suns.
    Sots: Hey y'all!
    fdy: Wait... aren't you from Puerto Rico?
    Sots: Oh sorry... hi!
    fdy: Much better, so tell me, how does it feel to be an admin?
    Sots: It's great! I mean I thought I had fun as a regular member, but man I've got to tell you there is some crazy stuff that happens in the Admin Forum.
    fdy: Oh? Like what?
    Sots: Food fights, editing parties and man I've got to tell you no one and I mean no one, snaps a wet towel like epic.
    fdy: That?s nice and all... but what about the responsibilities...
    Sots: And man I don't have to tell you about some of the other stuff that goes on eh? I didn't know what orgy meant, 'til I got my colours. Just between you and me, that guy BoB? He gets all the women.
    fdy: Indeed... about the recent banning controversy..
    Sots: Thats another thing! Every week we a different admin gets to "accidentally" ban some one my weeks coming up and I've got to tell you I've got my person picked and everything. It's gonna rock!
    fdy: Surely the admins do some work....
    Sots: Eh... darthcleo stops by every now an again and yells at us... but she's Canadian, what do they know?
    fdy: Well... what?s your responsibility on the board?
    Sots: I have to bring beer... know any place I can get it cheap? The cops confiscated my fake ID after the last party.
    fdy: Arn't you worried they'll be some sort of backlash from this?
    Sots: Nah darthcleo will just edit it to make me sound smart.
    fdy: Let me just ask this, have you done anything worthwhile? ..ever?
    Sots: I think I upped a thread once... no wait... no, nothing.
    fdy: Why do I....
    Sots: Can we wrap this up? I left GMH doing a keg stand and if he's passed out I wanna finish the thing off.
    fdy: Uh... Aww screw it. Thats all for now. So goodbye from me and this waste of oxygen.

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  20. Gen. Madine's Hairpiece

    Gen. Madine's Hairpiece Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Offishor FAARRYYYDAYYY, take me drunk I'm home.

    *hic*
     
  21. KansasNavy

    KansasNavy Jedi Master star 4

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    Good evening. This is chief technical correspondent KansasNavy with an in-depth look at the man running the Jedi Council Forums. No, not DarthCleo or BoB or me; but zerosleep. I went out in the middle of the Siberian Wastelands to the TF.N technical igloo, where zerosleep is located. Zs' only way of life nececities is by way of airdrop every four months. Fun: no time. Zerosleep will test things, even though there is no need to do so. Zerosleep's only companion is a monkey named Pajamas. After a dogsled excursion lasting a week, I finally made it.

    KN: Hello
    zs: Hi
    KN: So is it worth it to be the technical expert on the JC Forums?
    zs: No way in hell.
    KN: That's interesting. Why are you still here.
    zs: No way home.
    KN: What's it like to have absolutely no sleep?
    zs: Terrible. I have to swollow forty cafeine pills a day, rotate closing my eyes, and watch Saved by the Bell.
    KN: When you say 'you won't notice a thing', are you using reverse psychology to try and see what you did?
    zs: ...yes, I crave attention.
    KN: I knew it!
    zs: Thank you! I'm glad someone noticed!
    KN: Do you pull any pranks by messing with the computer codes.
    zs: Yes. I like to put in some 2s in the binary code.
    KN: So what does that do.
    zs: It bans random members from the boards.
    KN: Hehe! That was you?!
    zs: I know.
    KN: You look thin. Are they feeding you anything?
    zs: Last shipment was eaten by some Wooly Mammoths.
    KN: I thought they were extinct?
    zs: Then what was that ate my food? Was it a helicopter? Hmmmm...
    KN: How do you plan on surviving?
    zs: Simple.
    KN: What is it?
    zs: Well...I'm gonna eat'cha.
    KN: ...
    zs: Sick'em Pajamas!
    PJs: Oo-oo-AH!!!

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  22. Dev Sibwarra

    Dev Sibwarra Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL.

    There's no such thing as two.

    -Futurama
     
  23. Padawan716

    Padawan716 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    LOL, I love this thread!!! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
  24. Dev Sibwarra

    Dev Sibwarra Jedi Padawan star 4

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    And now for some Interforum News:

    In the Episodes II and III forum, unsubtantiated rumors stated that author R.A. Salvatore was ordered to stop the Episode II novelization because George Lucas wanted to make changes to the plot. Sources say that RAS has denied this. When asked to comment, one anonymous literature forum member and fan of Salvatore's work is reported to have laughed so hard that he accidentally banned himself.

    The new census board was opened on Thursday. This board will use polls to learn what the average Star Wars fan is like. So far, it seems that 100 percent of Star Wars fans enjoy taking online polls.

    The EUDF fan fic has fallen away from the top page of the fan fiction forum. This has caused some EUDF members to call upon Commodore Ganner to end military deployment in other forums. Ganner is quoted as having said absolutely nothing.

    The Episode I forum is currently discussing The Phantom Edit, an altered version of TPM created by an anonymous fan to fix problems with the original fans. For example, many fans complained that TPM did not have enough dialogue for Darth Maul. For example, when introduced to the Neimoidians via hologram in TPM, Maul stood against a dark background with his arms crossed and looked scary. In The Phantom Edit, Maul stands against a dark background with his arms crossed and proceeds to spend the next six minutes of the movie singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

    And, finally, the last reporter we sent to the JC Community forum has now regained the ability to eat and speak in sentences of 2 to 3 words.

    That was Interforum News.
     
  25. Gen. Madine's Hairpiece

    Gen. Madine's Hairpiece Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Admin Party Forum Update
    It's a bit hazy in there but I can tell you that the togas are off, the goats have been brought in, and the jello is firming up nicely.

    When asked to comment on the debauchery, BoB had no comment and went back to his game of "Pin the IP ban on someone else".

    This just in: epic is on fire! It appears his Flaming Ewok had just a tad too much gasoline in the mix. He is even now being rushed to the Admin Replacement Parts section of the Admin forum where his warm, forum-friendly heart will be replaced with a cold, mechanical gizmo, leaving him but a shadow of the man he once was. Only Chyren truely knows his pain. He is more machine that man, now. But that is for another---Admin Party Forum Update
     
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