EUCNN: Now With More Mod Tolerated Spam!

ROFLMAO!

 

LOL

"Well, you tell me, who brought Hot Chocholate to the EU...I beleive it was Zahn"

I don't get it...Unless your referring to the misspelling of Chocolate

 

...attributed to another case of Monopoly-related domestic violence. Now in our new segment related to Mail Call but we call Calling of the Mail; I will answer some questions that simpletons have about Star Wars, real~life, and the gooey stuff in-between. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo writes:

[Is there any difference between an E-11 blaster rifle and an M249 SAW, 5.56 mm?]

The answer may surprise you. Yes. There are a few subtle differences. The major difference is that one is more lethal than the other; that's right, the M249. Though the E-11 is a firearm, it is only used by the armed forces of ILM and Lucas Film, and the most lethal ammunition it fires are blanks by ill-trained white plastic clad extras. I hope that answers your question.
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DarthSeti5 writes:

[Dear Santa Clause,
I have been a good kid this year and I am sending my first draft of my list this year. I want a Episode III rough draft script, a working lightsaber like Count Dooku's, and a pet tauntaun.
Love,
DS5]

Well, Darth, I think it's time that you learned the truth. Santa Clause is nothing more than a nordic Viking who is a terrorist. Did you ever ask how he gets the money to supply such a large industry like his? He holds every major coastal city hostage, making them pay him large sums of money or he'll melt the polar ice cap. Yeah, he's a scary bad motha motha. Got that G-dawg?
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lexu asks:

[What's a better place to visit? Maryland or Kansas]

Well, I'd have to say Maryland. It's Chesapeake Bay is unrivaled in it's sewage capacity and mutants. It's major cities are sparkling with corrosive acid and heroine syringes. They also like to hug and kiss memebers of the same sex. If you're not into those, then dog-gonnit, come to Kansas.

 

lol

 

Well, I'd have to say Maryland. It's Chesapeake Bay is unrivaled in it's sewage capacity and mutants. It's major cities are sparkling with corrosive acid and heroine syringes. They also like to hug and kiss memebers of the same sex.

I DEMAND a retraction right this minute! Many of our cities have crack pipes strewn about, not syringes!

 

Yes...thankyou KN...I shall be departing our wonderful state within the week to go henceforth and live in Missouri...again.

 

heh

 

News Alert!!

Gen.Madine's Hairpiece missing! Grand Admiral Jello suspected

Bobamyhelpermonkey was arrested for public drunkeness and indecient exposure...when asked to comment he said "eep eep"...and then sprayed the reporter

CmdrMitthrawnuruodo checks into rehab hospital suffering with severe RP withdraw. Doctors professional opinionL "Take up drinking."

DarthAttorney looses argument and is held in contempt of court for mooning the court reporter.

/news alert

 

LOL!

Hey, you lazy hippy, KN. I thought I was supposed to be notified when I was used! I went several hours not knowing!

 

it's time for
STARWARS BLOOPERS WITH ZAP

hello
today we have a blooper from a new hope
in the scene where luke is flying the x-wing and obi-wan tells luke to use the force

Obi-wan:use the force luke
obi-wan:let go
luke: okie doky
*luke lets go of the controls and his x-wing crashes*
obi-wan: ...well... at least we still have leia...
*the death star fires its superlaser destroying yavin 4*
obi-wan: ..oh...

 

Up

 

And heres a minute with New_York_Jedi:

In breaking news, apparently Kevin J. Anderson has been offered contract by LFL.
an LFL spokeswomen said:
"we felt this was the right thing to do judging by the demands of the star Wars community"
Terms of the deal include never writing star wars again, and include a bonus if he throws himself off the empire state building.

 

Gen.Madine's Hairpiece missing! Grand Admiral Jello suspected

I knew that jiggler was up to no good!

CmdrMitthrawnuruodo checks into rehab hospital suffering with severe RP withdraw. Doctors professional opinionL "Take up drinking."

LOL!

DarthAttorney looses argument and is held in contempt of court for mooning the court reporter.

ROFL

 

In breaking news, apparently Kevin J. Anderson has been offered contract by LFL.

Sign it! Sign it, you b******! SIGN IT!

 

Heh...

Kevin Polluk (sp?): And what's with Yoda and the cane, now? He's all kicking ass for like ten minutes, flying all around, then he's just like 'Rest, I must...' I mean, we saw you fight!
Conan O'Brien: Yeah, It's like it's part of some insurance scam. 'Backed into me, he did!'

 

LOL, I saw that on Conan too.

 

Thread=funny.
































No, Yuuzhan Vong comments don't come any better than that.

 

Is not our infidel humour offensive to the True Gods?

I guess you're going to have to try harder, guys.

 

This fish agrees. She would write something, but is too lazy. She says: maybe later

 

Yes, yes. On bahalf of all the lazy bums on this thread that lurk and laugh, but never contribute anything more than smartass remarks:

Make with the funnies!

 

Er... she says that she is writing something as we speak, and will be finished before her parents get home and kcik her off the computer

 

In RPF News, Director Kane "PoT" Lavos was seen today with a group of Yuuzhan Vong warriors singing...

"Put your right leg in, put your right leg out, put your right leg in and shake it all about! Turn around and this is what the Hokey Pokey is all about!"

The good Director is attempting to brainwash the enemy with Operation: Hokey Pokey. It appears to have been very successful as Yuuzhan Vong drop their amphistaffs and do the Hokey Pokey when the music is played in the middle of the battle field by Imperial forces.

Warmaster Yun-Yuuzhan had this to say: "Curse you Director Lavos and your cursed dance! You! Stop that! No hokey pokey in the worldship!" We would have interviewed the Warmaster further but he was currently ripping apart several subordinates who had broken out doing the Hokey Pokey.

 

Hello, and welcome to today?s episode of EUCNN News, presented by me, fishi.

Regarding the EU Senate, they got absolutely nowhere today. But, we can draw from this the hope that they are styling themselves on the great US government. Fire_Ice_Death, the founder of the institution, was not available for comment. The stripper who answered the door said he was busy.
Instead, we will interview some of the contenders for the Chancellorship.


Skylark

Flying Fishi: So, Skylark, how does it feel to be nominated for this prestigious position.
Skylark: I feel very honoured, fishi. And, turns to camera I solemnly swear to uphold the ideals of democracy and Justice if I am elected. There can be no peace, without Justice, and I would be humbled to be the one to uphold that justice?
FF: Bloody hell! You?re just like that twit Padme!
SL: I'm just here to help the EU Community.
FF: And bring peace between the Imperial Lounge and the Lightsider?s Temple?
SL: Of course! Anything is possible with negotiation!
Wildwookie: Negotiate THIS!!!
Army of MoffelTM soldiers jumps up and they all start shooting at SL
FF: My interview! You bitch!


Wildwookie

FF:
WW: Hehe? you were saying?
FF: So, this is your technique for defeating the Senator of Skylark?s Café?
WW: inspects dead body Correct.
FF: Well, I agree with the principle, but my commission for that interview is lost. Therefore you must compensate with resources out of your own, Moffly, pocket.
WW: Okay?
Door swings open, and Skylark steps in
SL: Oh no! Friend_of_Skylark, my friend and loyal decoy, they have gotten you too!
AXL runs in behind her
AXL: milady it is not safe. you must leave. they may still be here.
SL: weeps
SL: The assassins must be found, and then we must negotiate.
AXL: yes!
SL: We will negotiate their ears off! We will subvert them with neutral platitudes of the advantages of democracy! We will bore them to sleep!
AXL: whispers milady that?s the assassin sitting in that chair nearby being interviewed by the siithly reporter.
FF: talking to WW And that?ll be a small planet - and the moons, must have moons - and a Star Destroyer, and a pocket-sized Death Star?
SL: Yes! But now my anger has taken a new turn! We must call for?
SL & AXL: AGGRESSIVE NEGOTIATIONS!!!
They both leap at WW and FF. The screen goes black.

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SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!VOLUME
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!<->
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!CHANNEL
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!<->
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!ON
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!OFF
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING!!!!

 

And bring peace between the Imperial Lounge and the Lightsider?s Temple?


Blink, blink We're fighting? Blink, blink Stupid lying Lightsiders!

 

it's the principal!

Imperials traditionally detest lightsiders. It was the best example I could think of quickly